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NOLA. Living with GBS (Gay Boy Syndrome).
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November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
October 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The Life of a Showgirl
October 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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happy october to all who celebrate
October 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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jimmy kimmel should return on principle but i want him to stay gone for personal reasons
September 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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how I cackled
September 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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If I send you this it means I’m plotting your demise
September 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
September 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
September 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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August 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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2026: Laura Loomer is brutally murdered by Bessent, Rubio and MTG. Her body is dumped into the Potomac

2028: the Trump family are executed en-masse by the Cortezsheviks in the wake of the Woke Socialist DEI Revolution.

In the ensuing decades, numerous women emerge, claiming to be Tiffany Trump.
August 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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i think that if you are an upper income writer living in a major urban area complaining about “the laptop class” — really, if you are a knowledge worker of any kind complaining about the “laptop class — you have an obligation to quit your job and go work in a factory for a year
Apparently Mamdani voters are the most privileged class in history AND are bitter about having no money and living in an apartment with 3 roommates into their 30s.

Pick a damn lane.
July 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
@milesklee.bsky.social good deep, practical example of AI bubble. So, it would make a more incorrect guess than mine, but then reward itself for making the worse guess.
June 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
@milesklee.bsky.social AI generated ad on my local news site. What do you think it means?
June 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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When you are going "aooga" and your eyes are becoming little hearts, you are condoning an era of wolfploitation. To this day, Tex Avery is responsible for thousands if not millions of men destroying wolf habitats out of fear of being cucked once their beautiful wife performs at the wolf lounge.
they're canceling me on the other site for this btw
June 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
A lot of middle aged white guys start reminiscing about a musician you thought had died before you were born
June 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
@milesklee.bsky.social look up Jolie...it's a Brita showerhead by marketing bros. It's definitely "feel the feels"...think you'd enjoy it.
June 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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June 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.
June 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM