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I wrote about my recent trip to the hospital... Please read, or do not. Whichever!
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
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Could my USAmerican blooms please send me pies?
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Ignoring the meme about her, there's still something so darksided about Millie Bobby Brown
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Ignoring the meme about her, there's still something so darksided about Millie Bobby Brown
spoke with my coworker who was there last night and he reports that Jonathan was very nice and generous with his time and for the most part the crowd respected him. apparently his sister and her family live in sydney and so the extra public appearances are a bit more heartfelt
good thing i'm not a huge jonathan bailey simp nor huge fan of wicked, because he just turned up to surprise one of my organisation's events tonight and i'm not there
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
spoke with my coworker who was there last night and he reports that Jonathan was very nice and generous with his time and for the most part the crowd respected him. apparently his sister and her family live in sydney and so the extra public appearances are a bit more heartfelt
Could my USAmerican blooms please send me pies?
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Could my USAmerican blooms please send me pies?
not many people realise I'm actually 90% chest
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
not many people realise I'm actually 90% chest
Why does my body feel bigger and lumpier when I'm doing the most exercise? It's truly a body dysmorphic curse
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Why does my body feel bigger and lumpier when I'm doing the most exercise? It's truly a body dysmorphic curse
intrigued by what he did afterwards. will be come to the office today?
good thing i'm not a huge jonathan bailey simp nor huge fan of wicked, because he just turned up to surprise one of my organisation's events tonight and i'm not there
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
intrigued by what he did afterwards. will be come to the office today?
good thing i'm not a huge jonathan bailey simp nor huge fan of wicked, because he just turned up to surprise one of my organisation's events tonight and i'm not there
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
good thing i'm not a huge jonathan bailey simp nor huge fan of wicked, because he just turned up to surprise one of my organisation's events tonight and i'm not there
Leg day is kicking my butt in this post storm humidity holy heck
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Leg day is kicking my butt in this post storm humidity holy heck
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Love how the only video for Good Luck, Babe is still that PowerPoint presentation lyric video
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Love how the only video for Good Luck, Babe is still that PowerPoint presentation lyric video
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funny how the propaganda machine never talks about how wealth hoarding hurts the economy
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
funny how the propaganda machine never talks about how wealth hoarding hurts the economy
who woulda thought this post would bring out anon weirdos who don't follow me 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
who woulda thought this post would bring out anon weirdos who don't follow me 🤔
never felt more represented
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
never felt more represented
Shoutout to those to pioneered shadow puppetry. You would've loved smart phones.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Shoutout to those to pioneered shadow puppetry. You would've loved smart phones.
Need to take a parmesan slicer to the soles of my feet
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Need to take a parmesan slicer to the soles of my feet
New Julieta Venegas single out this week OMG
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
New Julieta Venegas single out this week OMG
Another day at work in the Canva mines. Fun fact: Canva's head office is right around the corner from my own. (So I know where to go with a Molotov cocktail)
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Another day at work in the Canva mines. Fun fact: Canva's head office is right around the corner from my own. (So I know where to go with a Molotov cocktail)
I can't believe 67 of you follow me!
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I can't believe 67 of you follow me!
LinkedIn, what do you MEAN I'm "on a roll"?? I haven't checked you in months
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
LinkedIn, what do you MEAN I'm "on a roll"?? I haven't checked you in months
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in america we don't say "sugar daddy" we say "high fructose corn syrup father" and i think that's beautiful
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
in america we don't say "sugar daddy" we say "high fructose corn syrup father" and i think that's beautiful
a new coworker exclaimed at lunch: "41?! I thought you were 29!"
I'm riding that a little bit, however she clarified, "I should have known with all the grey hairs".
I'm riding that a little bit, however she clarified, "I should have known with all the grey hairs".
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
a new coworker exclaimed at lunch: "41?! I thought you were 29!"
I'm riding that a little bit, however she clarified, "I should have known with all the grey hairs".
I'm riding that a little bit, however she clarified, "I should have known with all the grey hairs".
tag is removed now but I haven't felt skinty enough for the photoshoot
my sunday was ruined when i got my new slutty workout shorts home and discovered the security tag was still attached
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
tag is removed now but I haven't felt skinty enough for the photoshoot