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Sam 🎉
@anoddgeography.bsky.social
silvery birdman, curious about everything, inconsistent content, he/they, Gadigal
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I wrote about my recent trip to the hospital... Please read, or do not. Whichever!

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the five:
1. Oklou
2. Geese
3. Pink Pantheress
4. Wolf Alice
5. Chappell Roan
feeling smug that the five bands I want to see at Laneway do not overlap their set times
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 AM
feeling smug that the five bands I want to see at Laneway do not overlap their set times
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 AM
frustrated by how much attention I need
January 22, 2026 at 3:19 AM
well, I've sent my one big email for the day. six hours to go...
January 21, 2026 at 11:11 PM
do my bracelets communicate something?

(also, haircut)
January 21, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Spooky Natasha Bedingfield:
Be an ally to the undead!

Release your skeleton and let it run free!
January 21, 2026 at 10:33 PM
All countries are fucked up, but one specific country has an impact on all of us regardless of what we do and our relationship with it. That's why.
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 PM
what's your sign?
January 21, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Reposted by Sam 🎉
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Okay. That's enough of that.
January 20, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Oliver Jackson-Cohen vibes are more accurate, no?
God this is getting (always was?) self-absorbed
January 20, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Reposted by Sam 🎉
Stalactites:
It’s just SO hard and leaky today 😵‍💫🥴😵‍💫
January 20, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Aquarius season, baby 🤠👍🏺💦
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Jake Gyllenhaal, Alexander Skarsgard, Bradley Cooper – men with strong, interesting features. No wonder it took til my 40s to get attention lol
I've had a few comparisons lately, but who do you think are my celebrity lookalikes?

cc @eepybruh.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Reposted by Sam 🎉
Anyway you were all wrong
January 20, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I've had a few comparisons lately, but who do you think are my celebrity lookalikes?

cc @eepybruh.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Reposted by Sam 🎉
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Sitting here with my legs extremely crossed because I've locked into a task and keep forgetting I'm busting to pee
January 19, 2026 at 11:20 PM
being into birds is wild. I'm across a lot of Australian species, and the main ones on each continent, but what do you mean there are thousands more I've still never heard of. wtf is a toucanet
January 19, 2026 at 7:35 PM
the cult of sam 🎉 is now open for business
January 19, 2026 at 6:22 PM
don't worry, everyone. he let go 🥺
help, my cat is currently very cutely holding my hand and falling asleep, i can't move
January 19, 2026 at 10:32 AM
i feel like i'm being edged by romantic love (edging myself?) - it's very venus in capricorn behaviour
January 19, 2026 at 8:35 AM
help, my cat is currently very cutely holding my hand and falling asleep, i can't move
January 19, 2026 at 8:32 AM
fuck, my friend's younger brother just passed away in a coma
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM