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Part of the problem with getting any justice re: Epstein files is that would require republicans and democrats both to care about the safety and respect the autonomy of women and children, and they do not
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Part of the problem with getting any justice re: Epstein files is that would require republicans and democrats both to care about the safety and respect the autonomy of women and children, and they do not
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If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
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me if you even care
February 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
me if you even care
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BREAKING NEWS: The Trump Administration offered to drop all charges against Don Lemon if he would attend a screening of the documentary “Melania”! It’s reported that Mr. Lemon dived back into his jail cell, grabbed the cell key and swallowed it.
February 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
BREAKING NEWS: The Trump Administration offered to drop all charges against Don Lemon if he would attend a screening of the documentary “Melania”! It’s reported that Mr. Lemon dived back into his jail cell, grabbed the cell key and swallowed it.
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
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Firearms belong to liberals now.
January 28, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Firearms belong to liberals now.
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You misspelled "BORED".
January 24, 2026 at 8:39 AM
You misspelled "BORED".
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it does feel fundamentally dysfunctional, right, to beg lawmakers to use the law to force law enforcement to obey the law
January 22, 2026 at 2:19 PM
it does feel fundamentally dysfunctional, right, to beg lawmakers to use the law to force law enforcement to obey the law
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Want to cowrite a book? I’ll do the consonants and you can do the vowels.
January 16, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Want to cowrite a book? I’ll do the consonants and you can do the vowels.
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I’ve got a very rare Charizard Pokemon card if anyone wants to trade for a Nobel Peace Prize.
January 16, 2026 at 11:39 AM
I’ve got a very rare Charizard Pokemon card if anyone wants to trade for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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my library weeded a Marie Kondo book today. i think it’s what she would want. 📚
January 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
my library weeded a Marie Kondo book today. i think it’s what she would want. 📚
Because you never know when you’ll be asked for the plural of “enema”!
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January 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Because you never know when you’ll be asked for the plural of “enema”!
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today: