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mad libs-ass timeline
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
mad libs-ass timeline
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This is evil.
Don't use AI. Don't download AI apps. AI kills jobs, the planet, and people -- intentionally.
Don't use AI. Don't download AI apps. AI kills jobs, the planet, and people -- intentionally.
This conversation between ChatGPT and the young man it encouraged to commit suicide is just...my god
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This is evil.
Don't use AI. Don't download AI apps. AI kills jobs, the planet, and people -- intentionally.
Don't use AI. Don't download AI apps. AI kills jobs, the planet, and people -- intentionally.
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This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans.
Nero would be proud.
Nero would be proud.
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans.
Nero would be proud.
Nero would be proud.
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Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
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And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
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I know it’s a word but it’s a personal pet peeve of mine when people say “resiliency” instead of “resilience”
October 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I know it’s a word but it’s a personal pet peeve of mine when people say “resiliency” instead of “resilience”
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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Was he wearing the hot dog costume or
Adam Silver was on McAfee YESTERDAY saying there probably should be more regulation of sports betting and specifically player props
October 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Was he wearing the hot dog costume or
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"Win" what, in order to accomplish what, for whom.
October 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
"Win" what, in order to accomplish what, for whom.
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I will repost this forever.
October 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I will repost this forever.
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And they say the perfect cartoon doesn’t exist.
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
And they say the perfect cartoon doesn’t exist.
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Somewhere, the hair on Ben Wyatt’s neck just stood up
Working on a full length Letters To Cleo album for the first time in almost 20 years and I'm glad it took this long. I love and appreciate this part of the job so much more now ♡
come see us w/ the cavedogs
11.19 Bowery Ballroom NYC
11.21-22Paradise Rock Club Boston
tix --> www.letterstocleo.net
come see us w/ the cavedogs
11.19 Bowery Ballroom NYC
11.21-22Paradise Rock Club Boston
tix --> www.letterstocleo.net
October 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Somewhere, the hair on Ben Wyatt’s neck just stood up
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I suspect a party platform of 1) turning back every Trump action and policy, 2) arresting every employee of ICE for involvement in or abetting of crimes against humanity, would do very well.
October 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I suspect a party platform of 1) turning back every Trump action and policy, 2) arresting every employee of ICE for involvement in or abetting of crimes against humanity, would do very well.
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History repeats.
October 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
History repeats.
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
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something something political violence
Ingraham: A Democrat congressional candidate was thrown to the ground by an ICE agent. Good work
September 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
something something political violence
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Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.
September 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.
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Why would his death be a "loss for those who believe engagement can help bridge disagreements" when his life's work had absolutely fuck-all to do with it besides a spurious claim? It's like saying a GE bankruptcy would be a blow to the resurrection community because "they bring good things to life."
September 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Why would his death be a "loss for those who believe engagement can help bridge disagreements" when his life's work had absolutely fuck-all to do with it besides a spurious claim? It's like saying a GE bankruptcy would be a blow to the resurrection community because "they bring good things to life."
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When these things happen which clearly express who we value and who we don’t, believe them.
A moment of silence was held before the Packers-Commanders game in the wake of Wednesday’s shooting that killed Charlie Kirk.
More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/662...
More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/662...
NFL holds moment of silence for Charlie Kirk before Commanders-Packers game
Kirk, 31, was shot and killed during a speaking event at Utah Valley University on Wednesday.
www.nytimes.com
September 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
When these things happen which clearly express who we value and who we don’t, believe them.
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Anyone who wants a Covid vaccine should be able to get one, no matter what state you live in.
September 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Anyone who wants a Covid vaccine should be able to get one, no matter what state you live in.
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Listen to me:
Our profit from the post office is the post office.
Our profit from a library is the library.
Our profit from a school is the school.
And our profit from our lives is life.
Our life. Ours.
Our profit from the post office is the post office.
Our profit from a library is the library.
Our profit from a school is the school.
And our profit from our lives is life.
Our life. Ours.
September 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Listen to me:
Our profit from the post office is the post office.
Our profit from a library is the library.
Our profit from a school is the school.
And our profit from our lives is life.
Our life. Ours.
Our profit from the post office is the post office.
Our profit from a library is the library.
Our profit from a school is the school.
And our profit from our lives is life.
Our life. Ours.
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the real glory of world war two was that it involved a warrior cult being ground down and beaten to a pulp by people who would rather have been doing something else.
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the real glory of world war two was that it involved a warrior cult being ground down and beaten to a pulp by people who would rather have been doing something else.