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Bimbo Saggins
@bitzydimbo.bsky.social
titanium spine • 52 yo handicapable divorcee 🇨🇦

https://linktr.ee/bitzydimbo 🔞 no ppv 💋

my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ytcikiemiftu3r3ylzahsk4n/feed/aaah34otsklio
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i like my coffee like i like my men; sliding off the roof of my car as i absent-mindedly drive away.
i'm back, what did i miss?
April 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Toronto. It's time to get this done. Vote Ford out.

Turnout will make the difference. Get your people to the polls. Volunteer for a candidate to get out the vote.

NotOneSeat.ca

#TOpoli #ONpoli #ONelxn #NotOneSeat #UniteTheVote #VoteFordOut
February 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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You know..
Gotta tell ya..
I'm not usually this upbeat

*continues digging bunker*
February 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
fyi: it's gained traction!
February 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Whenever you feel lonesome, just look to the north star and think of me- no not that star, the other one, the north one- NORTH you fucking idiot
February 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Hello fellow Canadians - let's get elon musk's canadian citizenship revoked.

Remember to verify your email fter signing 🥰🇨🇦

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Sign this Petition - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
February 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
take a break from the doomscroll, go for a doomstroll.
February 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Stop wasting time trying to keep people in your life. Those who belong there will always be there. Everyone else can suck rocks.
February 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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I’ll just leave this here!
February 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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You can watch porn at 25 times the speed as it won't affect the plot's comprehension
February 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the dismantling of democracy will continue until morale implodes.
February 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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SPOILER ALERT

“Captain America: Brave New World” is a movie about a red-orange tinged monster President that cannot control his rage and destroys the White House & embarrasses the nation.

He ends up doing the right thing when confronted by a black man.

My review: ridiculous & unrelatable
February 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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growing hooves and horns turns you into a minotaur
February 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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of course Hooters is filing for bankruptcy, it’s 2025 grandpa, we eat ass now
February 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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However do you want me. However do you need me. 😊🤞🦋
February 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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If you're an anti-capitalist baby boomer, please know that I fucking love you. You are a rare and precious legend. I'm so sorry that you were left alone to deal with these bootlickers from your generation for so long. I can't imagine how exhausting it must've been. Thank you for holding the line.
February 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Mentally and emotionally occupying myself.
February 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Indiana Jones and the quest for common sense
February 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Just some snowdrops
February 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Fun fact: I am related to a couple of popes. It’s way back in the middle ages, but I’m related nonetheless.
February 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Scaring people into quitting didn’t work, so now it’s a new game. X isn’t for gov’t business, and not replying to an email isn’t a legal resignation. We could’ve had housing help, tax breaks for workers, and better healthcare. Instead, we’re stuck with this.
February 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Try and imagine no cellular service in North America.
How to cripple a country in the year 2025.
February 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!
February 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM