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up left up down X X A B Y Y. now you get to play as a duck. no, it totally sucks. enjoy!

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I live on an island in a sea of assholes
happy halloween! melodic but rocking wiseasses of my youth, Too Much Joy, have the masters for their landmark second LP Son of Sam I Am in their hands, and now the remastered, bonus-laden rewards can be yours
Son of Sam I Am (Tommy's Version), by Too Much Joy
34 track album
toomuchjoy.bandcamp.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm also on beige.party (same name as here), and I'm cleaning the cobwebs off that profile
beige.party
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏
beige.party
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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My toxic trait is that whenever I hear the word "islander," I nod and say, "There can be only one."
October 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
ideas come to me as images, and none of my skills are in rendering images. this seems unfair
October 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Tonight's the night! RATYHTL's Three-Hour Halloween Special featuring only the best Goth/Industrial/Punk/Blues music as well as on-air shoutouts to people people partying in creepy locations.
Tune in tonight at 9 PM Eastern on @ynotradio.net
www.ynotradio.net
#muisc
#radio
October 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Them: when are you going to stop being an asshole
Me: waffles
October 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
discover left-leaning local paper: 😀

it's a substack newsletter: 😐
October 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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hey hey — dani is one of my irl best friendos & i can vouch incredibly hard for them

they’ve survived a batshit amount of fuckery, their kids are awesome as hell & depend mainly on dani for all stability, care, etc

they’ve been trying to apply for any amount of assistance from social safety nets—
Dealing with cranky children lol
At about $315/500 now
October 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I cant believe it’s been five years since I released this note-for-note cover of my favorite Superdrag album.

I’m still quite proud of how it turned out, although there is much I would improve if I was to do it again now.

It was an insane amount of work.

steelopus.bandcamp.com/album/a-trib...
A Tribute to Superdrag's In The Valley of Dying Stars, by steelopus
12 track album
steelopus.bandcamp.com
October 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I was looking at degree options and gave social work a brief consideration. I am already depressed and largely hopeless about the future and changing to that line of work seems unlikely to help
October 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
when one is famous primarily for driving fast and not dying, it doesn't lend itself to one being an effective communicator
Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:

“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
October 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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i’m not allowed to share my erotica on the internet anymore after the “broken penis” incident
October 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Mamdani’s controversial stance is the he believes an arrest warrant by the ICC needs to be respected regardless of the accused. Those who disagree believe that international law must never be applied to the people they like. It really is that simple.
Zohran Mamdani: “If Netanyahu comes to deliver a speech at the United Nations General Assembly in New York next year while I am mayor, I will move to honor the ICC arrest warrant issued in The Hague against him — just as I would against Putin."
October 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
cool thing about being an adult is that you can go get ice cream whenever you want

which I'm enjoying while events way beyond my control make that one item on a diminishing list of cool things about being an adult
October 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
once I understood that living in america means never revealing anything about yourself to anyone, I was on familiar ground again
October 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Here’s a thing I’ll add, as someone who’s been there: if you’re the CEO of a platform with millions of users, you don’t get to have as much fun on that platform, period. And your job is to eat shit every time a legitimate critique of policy comes up. That’s the gig. Don’t sign up if you aren’t game.
i am catching up on the moderation discourse and it’s really annoying that this episode basically goes back to leadership trying to have a goof and a gag. there’s not a lot of room-reading happening which comes across as immature and unprofessional
October 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
congratulations to skydance/paramount for stepping up to be state tv before anyone else could, I guess
October 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Everyone’s mad at me for being cool and fun and using up the water supply
October 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
if you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation
October 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM