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up left up down X X A B Y Y. now you get to play as a duck. no, it totally sucks. enjoy!

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if you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation
October 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
me watching the tidal wave of bullshit approaching
September 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
sleeping in my medbed
September 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Im here you fuckaas bitch
September 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
September 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I couldn't sleep last night and it's because I have to share a second perfect album from the 90s. now. now I may rest
September 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
post a perfect album from the
90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam
Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
September 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
educated wicker
September 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
astrogoblin is one of the most consistently funny channels out there. the alchemy of proximity chat turns tragedy into something magical
September 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September:
September 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
leftists in red states watching blue states talk soft secession
August 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'm going to say all those things and more

after every instance I will grind conversation to a halt to proudly announce "remember, vote blue"
August 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
this was written by a kindergartener
August 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
...yes. "didst" is clearly frontrunner for "most likely word meant" well done
August 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
*democratic politicians occasionally saying or doing some awesome shit*

also democrats:
August 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
August 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
bonus:
August 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
August 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
even the few democratic reps we have are talking about the money -- and yeah, I get it, but it's disappointing to live in a place where you have to convince people through their wallets that fascism is objectively bad
August 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
this man lives 2 hours from the nearest indiana camp site, gave his government name, and said with his whole chest "I'm not troubled by human rights violations, I'm just worried about who's paying"
August 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally?
August 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
this was a solid 4 second scene for no other reason that I can discern than to give ebon moss-bachrach a chance to say
August 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I finally looked up "labubu" and we had those when I was a kid. everything old is new again
July 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
June 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
it's still caturday
June 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM