da birchman
@birchman.bsky.social
that's actually crazy he's putting up this numbers definitely slept on
(with the context that I couldn't watch because I was taking care of Sick Wife) the Timberwolves lost!?
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
(with the context that I couldn't watch because I was taking care of Sick Wife) the Timberwolves lost!?
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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my sources are telling me that mamdani has committed to investing the entire NYPD pension fund in Ballroom
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
my sources are telling me that mamdani has committed to investing the entire NYPD pension fund in Ballroom
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this insistence that she is some preternatural journalistic talent is going to drive me insane
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
this insistence that she is some preternatural journalistic talent is going to drive me insane
quite obviously not the point, but "over-reliance on Earth"? the only place humanity has ever existed???
I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
quite obviously not the point, but "over-reliance on Earth"? the only place humanity has ever existed???
we have people on here caping for *Waymo*??? Minneapolis might be cooked
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
we have people on here caping for *Waymo*??? Minneapolis might be cooked
so bad I couldn't even bring myself to post the Jay-Z head nodding gif ironically
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
so bad I couldn't even bring myself to post the Jay-Z head nodding gif ironically
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I'm biased here but it strengthens my belief that global scale algorithmic social media is one of the worst inventions in human history. I'd delete it off the face of the earth without a second's hesitation
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm biased here but it strengthens my belief that global scale algorithmic social media is one of the worst inventions in human history. I'd delete it off the face of the earth without a second's hesitation
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Drake Fetterman isn't real. he can't hurt you
NEW: Ernst Tanner has built a powerhouse at the Philadelphia Union.
But my @us.theguardian.com investigation has shown wide-ranging allegations of misbehavior throughout his 7-year tenure.
Tanner denies the allegations, and was investigated by MLS this year.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
But my @us.theguardian.com investigation has shown wide-ranging allegations of misbehavior throughout his 7-year tenure.
Tanner denies the allegations, and was investigated by MLS this year.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
MLS executive who built a powerhouse faced allegations of sexist, racist and homophobic behavior
Philadelphia Union sporting director Ernst Tanner denies the allegations, which prompted a recently-concluded MLS investigation that could not corroborate them
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Drake Fetterman isn't real. he can't hurt you
I know people are gonna make their little jokes, but as a fellow Desire Desirer, representation like this is incredibly important
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I know people are gonna make their little jokes, but as a fellow Desire Desirer, representation like this is incredibly important
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
2:35 4Q
This game has a 97.38% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 44-32 (69.53%)
2:35 4Q
This game has a 97.38% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 44-32 (69.53%)
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
2:35 4Q
This game has a 97.38% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 44-32 (69.53%)
2:35 4Q
This game has a 97.38% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 44-32 (69.53%)
as I've been saying, JJ McCarthy is simply not a guy
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
as I've been saying, JJ McCarthy is simply not a guy
anytime someone retweets themselves on here
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
anytime someone retweets themselves on here
For as much as I adore the court, the Prince jerseys just aren't doing it as much for me the second time around
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
For as much as I adore the court, the Prince jerseys just aren't doing it as much for me the second time around
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new H&LA really feels like an obvious recession indicator, but "Blind" is one of the greatest songs ever made, so on balance I'd say this is fantastic news
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6os...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6os...
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
new H&LA really feels like an obvious recession indicator, but "Blind" is one of the greatest songs ever made, so on balance I'd say this is fantastic news
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6os...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6os...
did not realize this was written by Nora Ephron's son lmao
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
did not realize this was written by Nora Ephron's son lmao
speaking of, happy Lito's Burrito's Friday to all who celebrate. happy to say that, as of now, the Richfield location remains active 🫡
anyone who lives in or near uptown- your sole responsibility is to keep this place open. it is really important- do not let me down
Lake St Lito’s Burritos is open!! 🚨🚨🚨
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
speaking of, happy Lito's Burrito's Friday to all who celebrate. happy to say that, as of now, the Richfield location remains active 🫡
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
D'Meat Hook 🫡
Dmitri Young
1B-LF-DH
Debut: 1996 - Retired: 2008
DET - STL - WSN - CIN
1B-LF-DH
Debut: 1996 - Retired: 2008
DET - STL - WSN - CIN
Dmitri Young at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Dmitri Young
baseball-reference.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
D'Meat Hook 🫡
"visiual system cohernant image. ." is going to stick with me so long I'm probably gonna have to put it onto a sweatshirt or something
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"visiual system cohernant image. ." is going to stick with me so long I'm probably gonna have to put it onto a sweatshirt or something
i think we can all agree this is the biggest leak from today
According to @ProLineMockups on the other place, it appears the rebrand is coming 😮
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i think we can all agree this is the biggest leak from today
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"i never participated in untoward matters i was there for the stimulating conversation"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: ..do youu wan't 2do - poppers & illegal underage Sex ?? ?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: ..do youu wan't 2do - poppers & illegal underage Sex ?? ?
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"i never participated in untoward matters i was there for the stimulating conversation"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: ..do youu wan't 2do - poppers & illegal underage Sex ?? ?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: ..do youu wan't 2do - poppers & illegal underage Sex ?? ?
I walked outside, saw this and literally laughed out loud
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I walked outside, saw this and literally laughed out loud