Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.
birchchirper.bsky.social
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.
@birchchirper.bsky.social
Heavily into the world of magnets
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Once I was manic and ordered live mealworms in the mail and set up bins and hatched a ton of beetles. #insects #BugSky #bipolar #MentalHealth
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Talarico's response is so cool though. "Jesus followed strippers, and are we not commanded to live like Him?" beastmode lmao
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
An unfortunate building to exist directly across from my therapist's office
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Personally, I do things not because they’re easy, but because I incorrectly thought they’d be easy
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Down to my last red cent, with no job in sight and spring tuition looming. I love my sweet boomer relatives but they might as well be from another planet
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,

it is right.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,

it is a strength.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,

it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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As a pacifist, I'm always butting heads with the violence stan community.
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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know how sometimes when you put two dumb dogs together they sort of create a feedback loop of encouragement to do stupid shit that they both know they're not supposed to be doing... forgot where i was going with this..... oh, right. don't let cops hang out with horses
June 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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tech bros keep promising self-aware ai when they haven't even cracked making self-aware tech bros
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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remember: if you start your day earlier, that’s more day you’re going to have to get through, what on earth are you thinking
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Marcus Aurelius invented cbt, no cognitive behavorial therapy. The other cbt was invented by Emperor Tiberius
October 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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"Lord make me chaste but not yet" is like one of the only things st. Augustine ever said that you could also imagine Rodney Dangerfield saying
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"In case you don't know it, I'm actually a plantation owner, so I have felt this pain too."
Bessent on American farmers being hurt by tariffs: "Martha, in case you don't know it, I'm actually a soybean farmer, so I have felt this pain too."
October 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Feeling anxious and agitated, my beard is in danger
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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They should be nervous, they have participated in a conspiracy to commit unlawful, premeditated homicide, and have aided and abetted such homicide. There is no statute of limitations for that under federal law.

There is a reason the JAGs didn’t sign off on this
While legal experts say military operators are not likely to be prosecuted for involvement in the cartel strikes, junior officers are nervous, sources say. Some have asked military lawyers for written sign-off before taking part; such sign-off hasn't happened, said one source.

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Top Democrats demand details of spy agencies’ role in boat strikes
Democrats are demanding that Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard share intelligence on lethal operations against alleged narcotics traffickers.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I will never know what Salesforce is or does, and that’s a promise
October 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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the lion doesn't concern himself with credit scores
October 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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"oh I wrote those comments a long time ago when I was in a different place" I'm thirty nine years old do you know what I call a sweater I got in 2021? "my new sweater."
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"Never vote for a Marine" heuristic vindicated
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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No Kings includes DraftKings
October 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM