Bionic Bee
@bionicbeth.bsky.social
Deaf/Hard Of Hearing with bilateral cochlear implants. I'll try to put a good word in for you with the future robotic overlords.
Mom of an early elementary kid. Another Millennial nerd. Jurassic Park is my comfort movie.
Mom of an early elementary kid. Another Millennial nerd. Jurassic Park is my comfort movie.
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HOA: About your yard. The theme was...
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
HOA: About your yard. The theme was...
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
Brenda: The theme was "Christmas makes me feel..." and that's what I did.
HOA: There are empty liquor bottles, the snowman is passed out, broken lights, and what you did to Rudolph with the xmas tree...
Brenda: Christmas. Makes. Me. Feel.
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I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
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♫ How do you solve a problem like Cthulhu? How do you catch Old Ones and pin them down? How do you even pronounce Cthulhu? I'm horrified as my shattering mind melts down! ♫
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
♫ How do you solve a problem like Cthulhu? How do you catch Old Ones and pin them down? How do you even pronounce Cthulhu? I'm horrified as my shattering mind melts down! ♫
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The chickens are coming home to rot
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The chickens are coming home to rot
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Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
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That's rough.
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
That's rough.
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MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
"Indistinguishable from an ordinary American flag to the naked eye" is certainly a choice of words. Pretty sure we've already seen this plot twist recently.
October 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
"Indistinguishable from an ordinary American flag to the naked eye" is certainly a choice of words. Pretty sure we've already seen this plot twist recently.
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it's crazy how fast movies become dated. for instance, the 2021 movie "Don't Look Up" no longer makes sense, because if an American scientist discovered a planet-killing comet heading towards us today, their main response would be "oh thank fuck for that"
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
it's crazy how fast movies become dated. for instance, the 2021 movie "Don't Look Up" no longer makes sense, because if an American scientist discovered a planet-killing comet heading towards us today, their main response would be "oh thank fuck for that"
We got any workout streamers based in DC who hang around Pennsylvania Avenue that we should be keeping an eye on as things continue to spiral?
a woman wearing a mask and a yellow shirt is standing on a red carpet
Alt: Woman wearing a face mask and a yellow shirt doing a workout video while a military coup takes place behind her (Myanmar 2020)
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
We got any workout streamers based in DC who hang around Pennsylvania Avenue that we should be keeping an eye on as things continue to spiral?
Me to my husband: You ready for the government shutdown?
8: Are you going to live through the great depression again?
Me: Wait, what do you mean again?
8: Are you going to live through the great depression again?
Me: Wait, what do you mean again?
October 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me to my husband: You ready for the government shutdown?
8: Are you going to live through the great depression again?
Me: Wait, what do you mean again?
8: Are you going to live through the great depression again?
Me: Wait, what do you mean again?
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War ravaged Portland
September 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
War ravaged Portland
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Democrats should never vote to fund a government that's waging war on its own citizens and firing officials *because* they insist on following court orders instead of breaking the law. Let Senate Republicans nuke the filibuster. None of this is normal and it shouldn't be treated as such.
September 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Democrats should never vote to fund a government that's waging war on its own citizens and firing officials *because* they insist on following court orders instead of breaking the law. Let Senate Republicans nuke the filibuster. None of this is normal and it shouldn't be treated as such.
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i got raptured but when the archangel gabriel unhooked me from the string of divine grace he frowned and said "ugh, tagged for research?" and he threw me back down to earth real aggressive-like
September 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i got raptured but when the archangel gabriel unhooked me from the string of divine grace he frowned and said "ugh, tagged for research?" and he threw me back down to earth real aggressive-like
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I suffer from migraines and if someone tried to take away my pain medication, I'd stab them with a kitchen knife without remorse.
Needless suffering is just that - needless.
And whoever wants you to be in pain, hates you.
Needless suffering is just that - needless.
And whoever wants you to be in pain, hates you.
September 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I suffer from migraines and if someone tried to take away my pain medication, I'd stab them with a kitchen knife without remorse.
Needless suffering is just that - needless.
And whoever wants you to be in pain, hates you.
Needless suffering is just that - needless.
And whoever wants you to be in pain, hates you.
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Mental health? Struggling. Third trimester? Dragging. World around us? Burning.
It's time for an unhinged art project.
It's time for an unhinged art project.
September 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Mental health? Struggling. Third trimester? Dragging. World around us? Burning.
It's time for an unhinged art project.
It's time for an unhinged art project.
8: Not all Labubus are haunted and want to kill your pets, just some. I want to ask Santa for a Labubu for Christmas!!
Me:
Me:
a man in a suit and tie says that 's great peacock on the bottom
Alt: Jack McBrayer from 30 Rock. Wide eyes and a smile saying, "That's great"
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
8: Not all Labubus are haunted and want to kill your pets, just some. I want to ask Santa for a Labubu for Christmas!!
Me:
Me:
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great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
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“Wait but if they declared anti-fascists enemies of the state then they were basically admitting the state is actually fascist, no?” — some poor baffled student trying to study for their Fall of the American Empire history exam in the year 2525, probably
September 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“Wait but if they declared anti-fascists enemies of the state then they were basically admitting the state is actually fascist, no?” — some poor baffled student trying to study for their Fall of the American Empire history exam in the year 2525, probably
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I really hope when the Epstein list finally comes out, someone puts every name on it into song to the tune of the Pokérap.
🎵Gotta catch 'em all🎵
🎵Gotta catch 'em all🎵
September 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I really hope when the Epstein list finally comes out, someone puts every name on it into song to the tune of the Pokérap.
🎵Gotta catch 'em all🎵
🎵Gotta catch 'em all🎵