Turbo Gerbil aka some bitch named Sage
@bewbsanddewbs.bsky.social
Old men say I'm at the peak of my sexual prime.
Probably high.
Will stab yr dad.
Southern Indiana.
Plz dnt DM.
Probably high.
Will stab yr dad.
Southern Indiana.
Plz dnt DM.
Pinned
Anytime you read my posts please imagine you can kinda see my nipples through my shirt
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You can tell Elvis was a dummy because his catchphrase was just "uh huh". That's not even a word. At least Lil John was asking questions (what) answering them (yeah) and providing acceptance (okay). The original short king offering us sips of wisdom from his pimp cup of knowledge.
February 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You can tell Elvis was a dummy because his catchphrase was just "uh huh". That's not even a word. At least Lil John was asking questions (what) answering them (yeah) and providing acceptance (okay). The original short king offering us sips of wisdom from his pimp cup of knowledge.
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Is seppuku like soduku or is that different
February 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Is seppuku like soduku or is that different
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My mom once caught me masturbating and as punishment I couldn't have dessert for a week. But now as an adult I can have my cake and beat it too.
February 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My mom once caught me masturbating and as punishment I couldn't have dessert for a week. But now as an adult I can have my cake and beat it too.
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*adding a random college freshman's dorm to the list of best ramen spots in town*
February 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
*adding a random college freshman's dorm to the list of best ramen spots in town*
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inside of me are two Beowulfs and i’ve been asked not to return to the library
February 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
inside of me are two Beowulfs and i’ve been asked not to return to the library
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Reminder that chaos and collapse has been their plan all along.
July 3, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Reminder that chaos and collapse has been their plan all along.
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My landlord said I can't have a cat because they poop inside. But it's like, where does he think I've been going?
December 22, 2024 at 1:40 AM
My landlord said I can't have a cat because they poop inside. But it's like, where does he think I've been going?
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"Nothing in my pocket sir, just good old fashioned blood in my penis!"
Meanwhile.... you've got plans of having a tasty banana split on the high seas with your mateys :)
Meanwhile.... you've got plans of having a tasty banana split on the high seas with your mateys :)
December 19, 2024 at 9:52 PM
"Nothing in my pocket sir, just good old fashioned blood in my penis!"
Meanwhile.... you've got plans of having a tasty banana split on the high seas with your mateys :)
Meanwhile.... you've got plans of having a tasty banana split on the high seas with your mateys :)
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A sex swing but for eating donuts.
January 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
A sex swing but for eating donuts.
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got fired from my job as an nba ref cause the commissioner caught me watching shrek II when i was supposed to be reviewing a flagrant 1
January 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
got fired from my job as an nba ref cause the commissioner caught me watching shrek II when i was supposed to be reviewing a flagrant 1
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Lucky for me the guy who tried to break in and secretly live in my attic had undiagnosed sleep apnea so I could hear him snore and he was easily discovered true story!
January 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Lucky for me the guy who tried to break in and secretly live in my attic had undiagnosed sleep apnea so I could hear him snore and he was easily discovered true story!
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Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
January 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
Go see Dan he has made me spit soda out of my nose irl more than once.
Doing a little run next week to Louisville, Charlotte, Winston-Salem, Richmond, Pittsburgh, Erie, Morgantown, and Carmel, IN. If you know anything cool to see or eat in any of these places lmk. I love you.
January 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Go see Dan he has made me spit soda out of my nose irl more than once.
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January 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Sometimes when I am eating Beefaroni alone in the dark I wonder if Chef Boyardee was a generous lover
January 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Sometimes when I am eating Beefaroni alone in the dark I wonder if Chef Boyardee was a generous lover
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the year is 2050. crime is legal. non-crime is illegal. welcome to crime world
January 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
the year is 2050. crime is legal. non-crime is illegal. welcome to crime world
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the dry winter air is great for people with electro play kinks
January 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
the dry winter air is great for people with electro play kinks
I saw Dan Alten carrying clippers and markers otw to the gym to make a viral video
I like to pretend to break my ankle around 2 bald guys so they have to help me walk and while I got one under each arm I draw a nipple on their heads with a sharpie and do a quick motor boat to the amusement of everyone. I call it yachting. It's really catching on.
January 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I saw Dan Alten carrying clippers and markers otw to the gym to make a viral video
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The concept of Super smash Bros sounds like a 4th grader lied about a video game and then his dad had to make it so his kid wouldn't look like a liar when he said "Kirby fights Mario on the Zelda castle"
January 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The concept of Super smash Bros sounds like a 4th grader lied about a video game and then his dad had to make it so his kid wouldn't look like a liar when he said "Kirby fights Mario on the Zelda castle"
Have gay guys ever taken back "suck dick"? Like reappropriated it from insult implying subservience into a compliment implying sex positive philanthropist?
January 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Have gay guys ever taken back "suck dick"? Like reappropriated it from insult implying subservience into a compliment implying sex positive philanthropist?
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How about a 70's stoner porno duo called Cheeks & Dong?
January 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
How about a 70's stoner porno duo called Cheeks & Dong?
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everyone’s kinda mad you disrupted the sacred vibe at the wizard’s tower last night
January 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
everyone’s kinda mad you disrupted the sacred vibe at the wizard’s tower last night