Dan Alten
@danalten.bsky.social
Stand-up Comedian from Kentucky.
I love you.
https://www.instagram.com/dan_alten_?igsh=dGxwNnRxOWJrMGlr
I love you.
https://www.instagram.com/dan_alten_?igsh=dGxwNnRxOWJrMGlr
Pinned
Dan Alten
@danalten.bsky.social
· Mar 24
These young bands these days don't even cover Louie, Louie anymore
Reposted by Dan Alten
Birmingham, Opelika, Mobile, Hattiesburg, Lake Charles, New Orleans, Destin, Tallahassee, Prairieville, Pensacola, Auburn, Huntsville, Chattanooga, Memphis.
September 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Birmingham, Opelika, Mobile, Hattiesburg, Lake Charles, New Orleans, Destin, Tallahassee, Prairieville, Pensacola, Auburn, Huntsville, Chattanooga, Memphis.
Birmingham, Opelika, Mobile, Hattiesburg, Lake Charles, New Orleans, Destin, Tallahassee, Prairieville, Pensacola, Auburn, Huntsville, Chattanooga, Memphis.
September 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Birmingham, Opelika, Mobile, Hattiesburg, Lake Charles, New Orleans, Destin, Tallahassee, Prairieville, Pensacola, Auburn, Huntsville, Chattanooga, Memphis.
DYK the drummer from KISS was named Peter Kiss?
September 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
DYK the drummer from KISS was named Peter Kiss?
Columbus Ohio this Friday. If you snag tickets today online you can get half a Hamilton off with promo code DANFRIENDS. And if you get tickets tomorrow it's full price. And if you get tickets Saturday you're either a weirdo or you're getting scammed. I hope to see you soon.
September 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Columbus Ohio this Friday. If you snag tickets today online you can get half a Hamilton off with promo code DANFRIENDS. And if you get tickets tomorrow it's full price. And if you get tickets Saturday you're either a weirdo or you're getting scammed. I hope to see you soon.
Do you use your phone in the bathroom?
September 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Do you use your phone in the bathroom?
Reposted by Dan Alten
Capitalism sucks, right everybody?
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
September 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Capitalism sucks, right everybody?
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
I bet playing DragonForce on Guitar Hero could get you more sex than playing it on real instruments
September 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I bet playing DragonForce on Guitar Hero could get you more sex than playing it on real instruments
Capitalism sucks, right everybody?
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
September 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Capitalism sucks, right everybody?
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
A fun joke you can use to roast a witch
September 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A fun joke you can use to roast a witch
Headlining Chipped Ham Comedy in Pittsburgh this Friday night at Helltown Taproom in the Strip District. Come see just how much will this HGH has paid off! Doors at 7:30.
August 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Headlining Chipped Ham Comedy in Pittsburgh this Friday night at Helltown Taproom in the Strip District. Come see just how much will this HGH has paid off! Doors at 7:30.
A little comedy about following your heart followed by some light fun goofin
August 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
A little comedy about following your heart followed by some light fun goofin
How the Dead Kennedys wrote their songs
August 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How the Dead Kennedys wrote their songs
A joke about saddles
August 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
A joke about saddles
My face when I read all your very funny posts.
August 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My face when I read all your very funny posts.
Catherine Keener as Ghislaine Maxwell
August 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Catherine Keener as Ghislaine Maxwell
Reposted by Dan Alten
Going back in time and calling OSHA on the Warhol factory because everyone is doing drugs and no one is wearing hard hats
February 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Going back in time and calling OSHA on the Warhol factory because everyone is doing drugs and no one is wearing hard hats
I have my publicist prep my elderly grandma for my visit so she knows who I am.
August 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I have my publicist prep my elderly grandma for my visit so she knows who I am.
losing my erection every time there's thunder outside
August 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
losing my erection every time there's thunder outside
was going too fast and a cop pulled out from behind me and busted all over my lower back :(
August 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
was going too fast and a cop pulled out from behind me and busted all over my lower back :(
Louisville Kentucky I will see you Wednesday night.
July 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Louisville Kentucky I will see you Wednesday night.
Hulk Hogan didn't kill himself.
July 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hulk Hogan didn't kill himself.
Important news for Louisville Kentucky
July 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Important news for Louisville Kentucky
on Wednesday 7/30 at 8pm in Louisville i'm going to jump over the Whirling Tiger on a dirtbike
July 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
on Wednesday 7/30 at 8pm in Louisville i'm going to jump over the Whirling Tiger on a dirtbike