Dan Alten
@danalten.bsky.social
Stand-up Comedian from Kentucky.
I love you.
https://www.instagram.com/dan_alten_?igsh=dGxwNnRxOWJrMGlr
I love you.
https://www.instagram.com/dan_alten_?igsh=dGxwNnRxOWJrMGlr
Do you use your phone in the bathroom?
September 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Do you use your phone in the bathroom?
Capitalism sucks, right everybody?
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
September 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Capitalism sucks, right everybody?
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
A fun joke you can use to roast a witch
September 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A fun joke you can use to roast a witch
A little comedy about following your heart followed by some light fun goofin
August 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
A little comedy about following your heart followed by some light fun goofin
How the Dead Kennedys wrote their songs
August 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How the Dead Kennedys wrote their songs
A joke about saddles
August 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
A joke about saddles
Louisville Kentucky I will see you Wednesday night.
July 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Louisville Kentucky I will see you Wednesday night.
Important news for Louisville Kentucky
July 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Important news for Louisville Kentucky
Ring camera footage of my neighbor delivering a Christmas card (don't worry they're ok)
December 31, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Ring camera footage of my neighbor delivering a Christmas card (don't worry they're ok)
One of my stickers was just found in the wild by a man who happens to also have my sticker on his prosthetic leg. What a world!
December 15, 2024 at 5:06 AM
One of my stickers was just found in the wild by a man who happens to also have my sticker on his prosthetic leg. What a world!