Dan Alten
@danalten.bsky.social
Stand-up Comedian from Kentucky.
I love you.
https://www.instagram.com/dan_alten_?igsh=dGxwNnRxOWJrMGlr
I love you.
https://www.instagram.com/dan_alten_?igsh=dGxwNnRxOWJrMGlr
Birmingham, Opelika, Mobile, Hattiesburg, Lake Charles, New Orleans, Destin, Tallahassee, Prairieville, Pensacola, Auburn, Huntsville, Chattanooga, Memphis.
September 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Birmingham, Opelika, Mobile, Hattiesburg, Lake Charles, New Orleans, Destin, Tallahassee, Prairieville, Pensacola, Auburn, Huntsville, Chattanooga, Memphis.
Columbus Ohio this Friday. If you snag tickets today online you can get half a Hamilton off with promo code DANFRIENDS. And if you get tickets tomorrow it's full price. And if you get tickets Saturday you're either a weirdo or you're getting scammed. I hope to see you soon.
September 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Columbus Ohio this Friday. If you snag tickets today online you can get half a Hamilton off with promo code DANFRIENDS. And if you get tickets tomorrow it's full price. And if you get tickets Saturday you're either a weirdo or you're getting scammed. I hope to see you soon.
Do you use your phone in the bathroom?
September 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Do you use your phone in the bathroom?
Capitalism sucks, right everybody?
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
September 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Capitalism sucks, right everybody?
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
A fun joke you can use to roast a witch
September 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A fun joke you can use to roast a witch
Headlining Chipped Ham Comedy in Pittsburgh this Friday night at Helltown Taproom in the Strip District. Come see just how much will this HGH has paid off! Doors at 7:30.
August 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Headlining Chipped Ham Comedy in Pittsburgh this Friday night at Helltown Taproom in the Strip District. Come see just how much will this HGH has paid off! Doors at 7:30.
A little comedy about following your heart followed by some light fun goofin
August 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
A little comedy about following your heart followed by some light fun goofin
How the Dead Kennedys wrote their songs
August 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How the Dead Kennedys wrote their songs
A joke about saddles
August 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
A joke about saddles
My face when I read all your very funny posts.
August 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My face when I read all your very funny posts.
Louisville Kentucky I will see you Wednesday night.
July 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Louisville Kentucky I will see you Wednesday night.
Important news for Louisville Kentucky
July 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Important news for Louisville Kentucky
Asheville, NC. Savannah, GA. Johns Island, SC. Knoxville, TN. Tuscaloosa, AL. Athens, AL. Auburn, AL. Bham, AL. Florence, AL. Lil Rock, AR 4/23. Springdale, AR. Bentonville, AR. Fayetteville, AR. OKC, OK. Norman, OK. Camden, AR. Tulsa, OK. Wichita, KS. Topeka, KS. Carbondale, IL. STL, MO. Indy, IN.
March 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Asheville, NC. Savannah, GA. Johns Island, SC. Knoxville, TN. Tuscaloosa, AL. Athens, AL. Auburn, AL. Bham, AL. Florence, AL. Lil Rock, AR 4/23. Springdale, AR. Bentonville, AR. Fayetteville, AR. OKC, OK. Norman, OK. Camden, AR. Tulsa, OK. Wichita, KS. Topeka, KS. Carbondale, IL. STL, MO. Indy, IN.
Louisville, KY 3/20, Pulaski, TN 3/21, Lafayette, IN 3/22, Lou, KY 3/29, Louisville, KY 3/30, Louisville, KY 4/1, Asheville, NC 4/3, Savannah, GA 4/4, Johns Island, SC 4/5, Knoxville, TN 4/6, Tuscaloosa, AL 4/11, Athens, AL 4/12, Auburn, AL 4/16, BHam, AL 4/17, Florence, AL 4/18, Louisville, KY 4/20
March 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Louisville, KY 3/20, Pulaski, TN 3/21, Lafayette, IN 3/22, Lou, KY 3/29, Louisville, KY 3/30, Louisville, KY 4/1, Asheville, NC 4/3, Savannah, GA 4/4, Johns Island, SC 4/5, Knoxville, TN 4/6, Tuscaloosa, AL 4/11, Athens, AL 4/12, Auburn, AL 4/16, BHam, AL 4/17, Florence, AL 4/18, Louisville, KY 4/20
Louisville, Bowling Green, Detroit, Big Rapids, Windsor, Portage, St. Louis.
February 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Louisville, Bowling Green, Detroit, Big Rapids, Windsor, Portage, St. Louis.
YOU should be a "comedian"!
We can co-headline this porch.
We can co-headline this porch.
February 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
YOU should be a "comedian"!
We can co-headline this porch.
We can co-headline this porch.
I assume everyone who follows me lives in Morgantown, West Virginia and I expect to see you all Sunday. If not Pittsburgh tonight or Erie tomorrow. Or else... No spankings.
January 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I assume everyone who follows me lives in Morgantown, West Virginia and I expect to see you all Sunday. If not Pittsburgh tonight or Erie tomorrow. Or else... No spankings.
Doing a little run next week to Louisville, Charlotte, Winston-Salem, Richmond, Pittsburgh, Erie, Morgantown, and Carmel, IN. If you know anything cool to see or eat in any of these places lmk. I love you.
January 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Doing a little run next week to Louisville, Charlotte, Winston-Salem, Richmond, Pittsburgh, Erie, Morgantown, and Carmel, IN. If you know anything cool to see or eat in any of these places lmk. I love you.
Ring camera footage of my neighbor delivering a Christmas card (don't worry they're ok)
December 31, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Ring camera footage of my neighbor delivering a Christmas card (don't worry they're ok)
LOUISVILLE KENTUCKY:
I'm headlining 2 shows this Saturday at Planet of the Tapes Comedy Club. I know i've only been on here less than 2 months and most y'all think I'm a bot but I'm actually a human! Come feel my hot flesh!
I'm headlining 2 shows this Saturday at Planet of the Tapes Comedy Club. I know i've only been on here less than 2 months and most y'all think I'm a bot but I'm actually a human! Come feel my hot flesh!
December 27, 2024 at 9:07 PM
LOUISVILLE KENTUCKY:
I'm headlining 2 shows this Saturday at Planet of the Tapes Comedy Club. I know i've only been on here less than 2 months and most y'all think I'm a bot but I'm actually a human! Come feel my hot flesh!
I'm headlining 2 shows this Saturday at Planet of the Tapes Comedy Club. I know i've only been on here less than 2 months and most y'all think I'm a bot but I'm actually a human! Come feel my hot flesh!
It's my 12th year stand up comedy anniversary. Hooray!
*Smooches a microphone*
*Smooches a microphone*
December 24, 2024 at 6:38 AM
It's my 12th year stand up comedy anniversary. Hooray!
*Smooches a microphone*
*Smooches a microphone*
Going on a nice lil late December jaunt down to the sweet southeast coast to do standup for the early season snowbirds and the nj drones who don't like cold.
Also I have no idea who that weird guy in the back in the yellow is, he photo bombed the shot and we didn't notice till later :(
Also I have no idea who that weird guy in the back in the yellow is, he photo bombed the shot and we didn't notice till later :(
December 18, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Going on a nice lil late December jaunt down to the sweet southeast coast to do standup for the early season snowbirds and the nj drones who don't like cold.
Also I have no idea who that weird guy in the back in the yellow is, he photo bombed the shot and we didn't notice till later :(
Also I have no idea who that weird guy in the back in the yellow is, he photo bombed the shot and we didn't notice till later :(
One of my stickers was just found in the wild by a man who happens to also have my sticker on his prosthetic leg. What a world!
December 15, 2024 at 5:06 AM
One of my stickers was just found in the wild by a man who happens to also have my sticker on his prosthetic leg. What a world!