Bob Scott
@thatmanbobscott.bsky.social
Former C.P.A. before everything went tits up. This is not Comedy Funny Business on here — this is my life, right now, as it unfolds. ALSO YES I AM NOT BALD
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Bob Scott
@thatmanbobscott.bsky.social
· Feb 11
There are times in my life when I really regret being Expelled from Seminary after snorting P.C.P. then falling out of a 2nd story window on fire and getting impaled on a metal fence before becoming a C.P.A. and going to Prison, also joining Social Media
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a masterclass on posting
March 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
a masterclass on posting
People wonder sometimes why they used to call me Ragin’ Robert Scott back when I was in the Army — it was because Robert is the formal name for Bob
March 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
People wonder sometimes why they used to call me Ragin’ Robert Scott back when I was in the Army — it was because Robert is the formal name for Bob
#𝓐𝓼𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫𝓢𝓬𝓸𝓽𝓽
Sorry, I cannot remember if my Ethel Merman Fan Fiction stories were ever Published on my old Website like my “Fantasy Island” and “Waltons” stories were — I am unfortunately right now without an I.T. Director to help me ever since Randal vanished while on a Cambodian Sex Vacation
Sorry, I cannot remember if my Ethel Merman Fan Fiction stories were ever Published on my old Website like my “Fantasy Island” and “Waltons” stories were — I am unfortunately right now without an I.T. Director to help me ever since Randal vanished while on a Cambodian Sex Vacation
March 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
#𝓐𝓼𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫𝓢𝓬𝓸𝓽𝓽
Sorry, I cannot remember if my Ethel Merman Fan Fiction stories were ever Published on my old Website like my “Fantasy Island” and “Waltons” stories were — I am unfortunately right now without an I.T. Director to help me ever since Randal vanished while on a Cambodian Sex Vacation
Sorry, I cannot remember if my Ethel Merman Fan Fiction stories were ever Published on my old Website like my “Fantasy Island” and “Waltons” stories were — I am unfortunately right now without an I.T. Director to help me ever since Randal vanished while on a Cambodian Sex Vacation
Does anybody know if there is demand on here for Ethel Merman Fan Fiction
March 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Does anybody know if there is demand on here for Ethel Merman Fan Fiction
When I invited my friend Lem to move in along with my old Boss at the Jollibee, my former Religious Cult Leader, and his Concubine so that all 4 of them could get back on their feet, I guess I never thought about how much Peanut Butter I would have to buy to keep them fed
March 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
When I invited my friend Lem to move in along with my old Boss at the Jollibee, my former Religious Cult Leader, and his Concubine so that all 4 of them could get back on their feet, I guess I never thought about how much Peanut Butter I would have to buy to keep them fed
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I went used book shopping and then had vegan Mexican food. I could’ve scored an anti-MAGA grand slam if I’d then successfully launched a rocket into space.
March 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I went used book shopping and then had vegan Mexican food. I could’ve scored an anti-MAGA grand slam if I’d then successfully launched a rocket into space.
BOB F. SCOTT SQUARE DANCE TIP: If you happen to black out at the 1st Friday Square Dance, one way to know you enjoyed yourself is if you wake up the next morning in a burnt-out station wagon wearing a studded dog collar with a Big hickey on your 3rd nipple
March 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
BOB F. SCOTT SQUARE DANCE TIP: If you happen to black out at the 1st Friday Square Dance, one way to know you enjoyed yourself is if you wake up the next morning in a burnt-out station wagon wearing a studded dog collar with a Big hickey on your 3rd nipple
Yes, today I went to get a Physical Exam at Walmart because I am getting ready to be part of a Big Medical Study of my history of Major Heart Attacks — please ‘Like’ and ‘Re-Post’ my Thread below!!!
March 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Yes, today I went to get a Physical Exam at Walmart because I am getting ready to be part of a Big Medical Study of my history of Major Heart Attacks — please ‘Like’ and ‘Re-Post’ my Thread below!!!
My 2 biggest gripes when I go to get my free Physical Examination at the Walmart Computer Doctor is that sometimes I have to chase small children away (they do not apparently understand that it is a Healthcare Professional) and also when I take my shirt off there is no place to hang it up???
March 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My 2 biggest gripes when I go to get my free Physical Examination at the Walmart Computer Doctor is that sometimes I have to chase small children away (they do not apparently understand that it is a Healthcare Professional) and also when I take my shirt off there is no place to hang it up???
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Gonna go hang at the mall to check out some visible panty line.
March 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Gonna go hang at the mall to check out some visible panty line.
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Storm chasers were asking for tornado footage from ppl who live in Dallas today. A woman responded with videos of three kangaroos in her yard, and said "All kangaroos are fine!" I will be using that as an answer for how I'm doing from now on
March 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Storm chasers were asking for tornado footage from ppl who live in Dallas today. A woman responded with videos of three kangaroos in her yard, and said "All kangaroos are fine!" I will be using that as an answer for how I'm doing from now on
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Some people are incapable of admitting that they fucked up. I don’t trust them. Also, I don’t trust mayonnaise.
March 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Some people are incapable of admitting that they fucked up. I don’t trust them. Also, I don’t trust mayonnaise.
My new Thread is up on here today, People!!! I am sorry if this is what is called a ‘Spoiler Alert,’ but at the end of the story I am still alive
March 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
My new Thread is up on here today, People!!! I am sorry if this is what is called a ‘Spoiler Alert,’ but at the end of the story I am still alive
I really do like JoAnn’s Fabric Store for their Unparalleled selection of Arts and Crafting supplies but I do not care much for their Customers — those people are Cutthroat Bloodthirsty Turd Butlers, sorry
Apply lip balm, Bob Scott, because we need you to do an episode about all the Joann Fabrics stores closing!
March 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I really do like JoAnn’s Fabric Store for their Unparalleled selection of Arts and Crafting supplies but I do not care much for their Customers — those people are Cutthroat Bloodthirsty Turd Butlers, sorry
Friends, I am just not sure that I am cut out for the ‘Pod-Cast Life’ — at my age having to hook up all those wires wore me plum out, then doing all that talking about my Adult Circumcision and how much I like Tapioca Pudding left my lips severely chapped
March 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Friends, I am just not sure that I am cut out for the ‘Pod-Cast Life’ — at my age having to hook up all those wires wore me plum out, then doing all that talking about my Adult Circumcision and how much I like Tapioca Pudding left my lips severely chapped
If you are the Pro Truck Driver on C.B. Radio Channel 17 upset that Shoney’s was all out of Hot Fudge Cake today at lunch, you need to get the Hell over it by 9PM tonight — I do not want my return to Pod-Casting to get all drowned out, I have an Advertiser and need the extra cash money
March 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If you are the Pro Truck Driver on C.B. Radio Channel 17 upset that Shoney’s was all out of Hot Fudge Cake today at lunch, you need to get the Hell over it by 9PM tonight — I do not want my return to Pod-Casting to get all drowned out, I have an Advertiser and need the extra cash money
Sorry, sometimes there are things that happen in Real Life that are much more important than being on Social Media, like becoming the Primary Breadwinner for 4 new Roommates: your friend who used to work at 7-Eleven, your old Boss at the Jollibee, His Holiness The Onoreshna, and his Concubine Audra
February 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Sorry, sometimes there are things that happen in Real Life that are much more important than being on Social Media, like becoming the Primary Breadwinner for 4 new Roommates: your friend who used to work at 7-Eleven, your old Boss at the Jollibee, His Holiness The Onoreshna, and his Concubine Audra
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I still can’t get over how shitty Kanye’s swastika T-shirts were. I washed mine ONCE and it shrunk two sizes. This country is going down the tubes.
February 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I still can’t get over how shitty Kanye’s swastika T-shirts were. I washed mine ONCE and it shrunk two sizes. This country is going down the tubes.
If they want to save two companies from Bankruptcy at the same time, they should just roll them together — ladies would really appreciate the Chocolate Mousse Cake at Jo-Ann’s Hooters and more men would be drawn in to get their Decoupage supplies
February 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If they want to save two companies from Bankruptcy at the same time, they should just roll them together — ladies would really appreciate the Chocolate Mousse Cake at Jo-Ann’s Hooters and more men would be drawn in to get their Decoupage supplies
Lem’s friend Gary said there is a Very good chance my former Religious Cult Leader has only “Marginally Brainwashed” Lem and that there is a Shampoo we can get that will clear it right up — he cannot remember what issue of “High Times” he saw it advertised in, but he thinks it was 1978 or 1979??
February 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Lem’s friend Gary said there is a Very good chance my former Religious Cult Leader has only “Marginally Brainwashed” Lem and that there is a Shampoo we can get that will clear it right up — he cannot remember what issue of “High Times” he saw it advertised in, but he thinks it was 1978 or 1979??
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Used to be you could have a respectful adversarial relationship with a Sheriff over many years.
February 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Used to be you could have a respectful adversarial relationship with a Sheriff over many years.
Yes, my former Religious Cult Leader has Brainwashed my good friend Lem but I cannot focus on that right now because as the Manager of 3 people I need to keep the Drive-Thru window at this Jollibee running smooth — here is a Thread about my life in that Shitty Cult
Some of you said on here, “Bob Scott, why did you ever go and join a Cult?? You seem far too ‘with it’ to fall for that kind of hippy dippy baloney,” so I am right now here to tell you the story of how I came to find myself living a life of Wanton Sex and Potato Farming
This is a Thread 🧵
This is a Thread 🧵
February 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yes, my former Religious Cult Leader has Brainwashed my good friend Lem but I cannot focus on that right now because as the Manager of 3 people I need to keep the Drive-Thru window at this Jollibee running smooth — here is a Thread about my life in that Shitty Cult