Bob Scott
@thatmanbobscott.bsky.social
Former C.P.A. before everything went tits up. This is not Comedy Funny Business on here — this is my life, right now, as it unfolds. ALSO YES I AM NOT BALD
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This is what I feared
March 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This is what I feared
I find it equally distressing that you did not say, “That is as close to a crime scene as I have been in months”
March 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I find it equally distressing that you did not say, “That is as close to a crime scene as I have been in months”
Yes I worked at the Columbia House Record Club as an Intern one summer, it was a Bloodbath
Since when did you have to become Rich like Tom Selleck or The Pope in order to afford a single record??? I remember when you could find a penny in the urinal at Wards, send it off in the Mail, then get a Big box with enough albums in it to open your very own Record Store
This is a Thread 🧵
This is a Thread 🧵
March 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Yes I worked at the Columbia House Record Club as an Intern one summer, it was a Bloodbath
Also it would be nice if the Walmart Computer Doctor’s bench had better lower back support since it makes you sit there for 2-3 full minutes, but at least you get your Test Results quickly if somebody does not call in a Bomb Threat to Walmart like the last time I was there
March 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Also it would be nice if the Walmart Computer Doctor’s bench had better lower back support since it makes you sit there for 2-3 full minutes, but at least you get your Test Results quickly if somebody does not call in a Bomb Threat to Walmart like the last time I was there
Thank you, I do appreciate knowing that you have not lost interest and/or passed away
March 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Thank you, I do appreciate knowing that you have not lost interest and/or passed away
Thank you, Friend — I hope this story of my near-death inspired you to not ever almost die in an Arts & Crafts Store
March 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Thank you, Friend — I hope this story of my near-death inspired you to not ever almost die in an Arts & Crafts Store
Yes I agree, the Bathroom at Michael’s Arts & Crafts Store has much more room for me to take my shirt off
March 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Yes I agree, the Bathroom at Michael’s Arts & Crafts Store has much more room for me to take my shirt off
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Even though I never got an additional 30% off Clearance Items at JoAnn’s Fabric Store, I am Thankful my life was spared that day, because it was during my Recovery that I met my 2nd Wife — that Sweet Lady was my Universe, but she is gone now, only dust … but that … that is another story
Even though I never got an additional 30% off Clearance Items at JoAnn’s Fabric Store, I am Thankful my life was spared that day, because it was during my Recovery that I met my 2nd Wife — that Sweet Lady was my Universe, but she is gone now, only dust … but that … that is another story
March 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
🧵/18 [END]
Even though I never got an additional 30% off Clearance Items at JoAnn’s Fabric Store, I am Thankful my life was spared that day, because it was during my Recovery that I met my 2nd Wife — that Sweet Lady was my Universe, but she is gone now, only dust … but that … that is another story
Even though I never got an additional 30% off Clearance Items at JoAnn’s Fabric Store, I am Thankful my life was spared that day, because it was during my Recovery that I met my 2nd Wife — that Sweet Lady was my Universe, but she is gone now, only dust … but that … that is another story
🧵/17
As they wheeled me away on a stretcher, I screamed furiously about my stolen ’30% off’ coupon that had no exclusions, but that only started a complete Frenzy — everybody else in there mobbed the JoAnn Fabric Store Check-Out counters with their coupons and luxurious Clearance fabrics and tulles
As they wheeled me away on a stretcher, I screamed furiously about my stolen ’30% off’ coupon that had no exclusions, but that only started a complete Frenzy — everybody else in there mobbed the JoAnn Fabric Store Check-Out counters with their coupons and luxurious Clearance fabrics and tulles
March 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
🧵/17
As they wheeled me away on a stretcher, I screamed furiously about my stolen ’30% off’ coupon that had no exclusions, but that only started a complete Frenzy — everybody else in there mobbed the JoAnn Fabric Store Check-Out counters with their coupons and luxurious Clearance fabrics and tulles
As they wheeled me away on a stretcher, I screamed furiously about my stolen ’30% off’ coupon that had no exclusions, but that only started a complete Frenzy — everybody else in there mobbed the JoAnn Fabric Store Check-Out counters with their coupons and luxurious Clearance fabrics and tulles