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Bob Scott
@thatmanbobscott.bsky.social
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Former C.P.A. before everything went tits up. This is not Comedy Funny Business on here — this is my life, right now, as it unfolds. ALSO YES I AM NOT BALD

My own feed on here:
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Also it would be nice if the Walmart Computer Doctor’s bench had better lower back support since it makes you sit there for 2-3 full minutes, but at least you get your Test Results quickly if somebody does not call in a Bomb Threat to Walmart like the last time I was there
This is a picture of the Walmart Computer Doctor’s Test Results screen. It has analyzed me for ‘Sleep Health,’ ‘BMI’ (whatever the hell that is), ‘Blood Pressure,’ and ‘Central Vision’ and here are the ratings I have received in that same order: POOR, POOR, POOR, and POOR. My blood pressure is shown as 168/105
March 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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My 2 biggest gripes when I go to get my free Physical Examination at the Walmart Computer Doctor is that sometimes I have to chase small children away (they do not apparently understand that it is a Healthcare Professional) and also when I take my shirt off there is no place to hang it up???
This is a picture of the Walmart Computer Doctor, a booth that you can sit in at your local Walmart store that can examine your physical health by taking your blood pressure, checking your vision, and also doing some other stuff to you
March 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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This is a picture of a typewriter that has just finished typing the following words: “Bob Scott & The 1st Very Major Heart Attack.” This is the Title Page of a Bluesky Thread by me, Bob F. Scott
March 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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🧵/21
Actually, I had left those Dumb White-Power Nazis at 2nd Base and 3rd Base absolutely no choice but to drop to their knees — you see, that is because I had delivered one swift kick to each without even breaking my stride, resulting in what is called an ‘Oblique Displaced Tibial Fracture’
This is the picture of an X-Ray of a Dumb White-Power Nazi’s broken leg after I kicked it using my Superior kicking skills
February 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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🧵/10
Then one day it came time for the Big Prison League Championship Kickball Game and the 2 best teams that had made it were the Dumb White-Power Nazis and the team that I was Captain of, “Bob F. Scott’s Fancy Toe Bangers.”

The Nazis would go first — they won the opening Salad Toss
This is a picture of a red kickball with an ugly yellow swastika painted on it, sitting on yellow, burned grass, waiting for some Big Dumb White-Power Nazi to show up and kick it
February 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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This is a picture of a typewriter that has just finished typing the following Very Dramatic words: “Bob Scott vs. Those Dumb White-Power Nazis.” This is the Title Page of a Bluesky Thread by me, Bob F. Scott
February 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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This is a close-up picture taken by Francis Chung from a Website called ‘Politico’ of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s wrinkly face looking off dramatically as he thinks about how many people he is going to kill with his Reckless, Ignorant views about healthcare
February 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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BOB F. SCOTT MEDICAL UPDATE: Well, it turns out that contact lenses were all I really needed to cure my Erectile Dysfunctionality — now that I can see clearly again for the 1st time since about 2019, even the signs in passing windows are getting me Sturdy again
This is a picture I took on my way to work at the Jollibee as Drive-Thru Manager. It is of a sign on a store-front window for a company selling bed mattresses. The logo shows a woman from behind lying on her side, maybe naked??? It does not matter if she actually is or not, it is Sexy as Hell
February 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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The Junkyard Band
A picture of cartoon character Fat Albert and his Junkyard Band, a group of kids playing instruments made out of garbage
January 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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To clarify my last Posting on here, I think my Erectile Dysfunctionality is actually a little better now that I am following the instructions shown on the Website wikiHow.com and have started a 2-Month Plan to wear only dark gray shorts
A picture from the Website wikiHow.com that shows a calendar page that reads “2 Months” alongside the Pelvic area of a cartoon man wearing dark gray shorts
January 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Do you remember the Columbia House Record Club??? You probably do not remember it the same way I do
A magazine advertisement for the Columbia House Record Club featuring an excited woman hugging a stack of records close to her like they are her baby — the words above her say, “Any 13 records or tapes for only 1¢”
January 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Oh Good Lord, I guess I am headed now into the Comments, pray for me
A Notification from the Bluesky Social Network that says, “Marv Fluteson followed you.” Marv is a Big Dick.
January 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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I appealed to my Twitter Celebrity Followers like @pattonoswalt.bsky.social, @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social, and @chrissyteigen.bsky.social for help, but I guess they were all too busy counting their Gold Bars and eating ritzy brand name black olives to come to Winnipeg
This is a Tweet of mine from June 26, 2023, addressed to Comedian Superstar Patton Oswalt that says, “if you are going to the South Osborne Farmers’ Market on Wednesday, I will be there selling Beet Pie with my Commune Family — stop by and say ‘Hello,’ also if you have any book about how to escape a Cult I would Very much like to borrow it then please, thank you” This is a Tweet of mine from June 27, 2023, addressed to T.V. Personality Josh Mankiewicz (I think he hosts a Dating show on N.B.C.) that says, “just ask to sample my Commune Family’s Beet Pie, then say ‘Wow, Bob Scott, Beets sure are high in Fiber!!’, then run to the nearby Porta-Potty, tie any book about how to escape a Cult to a string, and dangle it from the Toilet seat” This is a Tweet of mine from June 30, 2023, addressed to SuperModel Chrissy Teigen that says, “tomorrow my Family will be at Bridgewater Lakes selling Beet-flavored Snow Cones — if you have a book about getting out of a Cult bring it so l can burn it to please His Holiness The Onoreshna but only after I have carefully read it first”
January 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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But then a man who ran another Fidget Spinner Kiosk across the Mall from me that was much more successful was found dead and all of his teeth somehow ended up in my fanny pack??? It was clear to me that I had been framed, but the Police did not believe me because of other Tweets like this one
This is a Tweet of mine from October 28, 2022, addressed to Bill Nye the Science Guy that says, “for Fiscal reasons I have made the Very difficult decision to sell my teeth to Science. Can you provide me the going rates please? I am a 60 year old man with about 20 good teeth left (as of today at 3:11PM) and below average upper body strength”
January 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Who knew that so much turmoil and strife could be started with just one simple innocent Tweet on the Twitter Social Network??
This is a Tweet of mine from October 27, 2022, that says, “I am going to have to probably sell my teeth to Science”
January 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Yes, one time I saw “C.H.i.P.s” T.V. Star Erik Estrada at the Chicagoland Boat and Water Sports Show, then went right home and painted him, but when I went back the next day to have him sign my painting he had 2 Very busty bikini models throw me out ???
My erotical painting of T.V. Star Erik Estrada sitting naked on a motorcycle
December 28, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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Here is the Craig’s List posting that took me about 2 weeks to build!! I think somebody that works there might be protecting whoever took The Eyes of Kwahu Bolo Tie away from me — they erased the listing right after I put it up???
This is a Craig’s List posting that asks for help finding my Eyes of Kwahu Bolo Tie.
December 26, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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FRIENDS, I HAVE ALREADY PUT THESE UP ALL OVER SKOKIE AND NOW I NEED WHAT IS CALLED A ‘SIGNAL BOOST’ ON HERE — HELP ME GET THE EYES OF KWAHU BACK
This is a ‘Lost Item‘ flyer but it does not say ‘Lost Item’ because my friend Lem who works at the 7-Eleven said I should use the word ‘Purloined’ because it sounds much more Important. The flyer then says, “The Very Juiciest of Square Dancing Ladies are always drawn to men with the Biggest bolo ties. That is why I, Bob Scott, have chosen to strap on The Eyes of Kwahu before it was stolen from me on Friday, December 6, 2024, while I was busy being passed out over in the corner of the Grange Hall after giving too many sperms to Jorge in his Van earlier in the day.” It then tells the person who is reading the flyer to call me now please at 224-470-1222 if they have any idea who took it away from me. The Reward is a Merle Norman Gift Card!!!
December 10, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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Here is one that has been all over the place today — in this case it failed
An obvious failed bot response
December 5, 2024 at 5:40 AM
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Dumb, Dumb Robot
A post by Bluesky user The Fox Demon that comments on what a great movie “They Cloned Tyrone” was, followed by a reply from a bot that says, “I’m not sure what you’re referring to, but I couldn’t find any information on a movie called ‘They Cloned Tyrone’.
December 5, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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HOODIE, YOUR POST ON HERE CHECKS OUT, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT ANYONE
T.V. Star Andy Griffith confirms Hoodie Girl’s (@nicebutnot.bsky.social) directive that four tablespoons of peanut butter per cracker is the correct serving size whenever eating Ritz Crackers
December 4, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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I do not know how you can have such a Foxy Lady and the slogan “So eager to please” and not get a 24-hour Porno Show in a Jar, but my Man Sea-Monkey just floated around like a Lazy Jackass — I think he was Unemployed and had maybe what is called ‘Low-T’, or maybe he was just dead???
This is a picture of a Sea-Monkeys advertisement from an old Comic Book. It shows a naked Foxy Lady Sea-Monkey sitting on the bottom of the Sea by her naked husband and two naked kids. I remember sending $1.00 plus 50¢ more to Super-Rush my order because I wanted to see the Man and Lady swim around and hump, but now I wonder if the Man Sea Monkey could even get a Sturdy Boner — maybe that is why in this advertisement his tail is covering his wang???
November 30, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Friends, I have nothing but Fantastic things to say about Cricket Wireless — I cannot afford to add more minutes to my Pre-Paid Account but they found an easy way for me to Post on here until tomorrow when I can make some cash money at the Blood Bank, then the Sperm Bank!!!
A footer graphic that reads, “This post subsidized by Cricket Wireless.”
November 25, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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I hope to start a Support Group on here just like the one we had on the CompuServe Information Service that kept track of everywhere that played songs known to cause Grand Mal Seizures — the last time it happened to me was in the Penney’s elevator, I almost died in that steel Death Trap
November 21, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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Does anybody know when Leading Health Expert R.F.K. Jr. will be signing up for Bluesky??? I could really use some tips about what to do here — he seems like he might make his own Fancy Dress Socks with house paint too

(More information on this Hardship of mine is in the ‘ALT’ tag of the pict)
This is my foot after saving $$$ by not buying Fancy Dress Socks and instead painting it with Sherwin-Williams SW 7041 Van Dyke Brown house paint. It is Very puffy and brown, and now there is bruising starting to happen on my toes and on the sides. Yesterday I lost contact with my left foot first, then about an hour later my right foot “checked out” also. Today I am starting to get sensation back and that sensation is a feeling that both feet are just about to ‘POP.’ Except for some intense tingling and periods of numbness, I never remember this happening with Glidden brand house paints.
November 17, 2024 at 4:40 PM