Betty
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Betty
@bettytheteapot.bsky.social
teapot, fannish, she/her
What if there gluten free noodles that u could stuff fry.

Something for science to investigate
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Tried to unsubscribe from "turbo ADHD" but instead I accidentally bought a second, gift subscription.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
When I opened my vacuum cleaner's user manual, Clippy popped up to say this looked like a long document, would I like it summarized?

What the fuck kind of summary would possibly be useful??

No one is like, "give me the high points, I'm in a hurry" when they open a manual.
@adobe.com why have you so completely ruined Acrobat? nobody wants an AI assistant & now the program imports docs as MP3s, which it then says it can't print. ace work, everybody
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Music criticism of the year
I would like to contribute.

The Slim Shady character is a bratty omega. Always pushing boundaries, testing what will get him punished. The Eminem character is an alpha. And I'm gonna say Marshall Mathers is a beta.

Do not ask how I know about omegaverse stuff okay?
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Dog is having a rough day, and cars need to stop honking to let someone know they're at the door waiting
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is extremely sick, but when they pan the crowd, I'm not sure those Catholics know they're supposed to be having a good time
>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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me, when people ask about my friend groups
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
@libitina.bsky.social I am thursday and so can u?
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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#Wisdom is back!
The world’s oldest known living banded bird, Mōlī (Laysan albatross) queen, has returned to Kuailhelani (Midway Atoll). #Birds
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Unlike most apps these days, Scrivener does not use AI in any way. However, if you’re on a Mac, you may see an AI prompt.
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Here’s why, and what you can do if you want to remove this: buff.ly/MlAq0rL
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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The sweater you’re knitting is supposed to be 10 stitches to an inch, but you’re only getting 7? Problematic gauge gap.
Angry person yelling at chill person who is responding by being calm, which makes the angry person even more mad? Problematic rage gap.
Prisoners keep escaping because you put the bars too far apart? Problematic cage gap.
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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As it gets colder, please remember to NEVERRR plug a space heater into a power strip, which are not designed to handle the high current flow and can overheat or even catch fire! Directly into the wall outlet ONLY!
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
We need to make "In light of recent revelations about [X], do you stand by your 2018 article "[X] is Good Actually?" standard practice.

Make people embarrassed, or at least force them to remember they said a thing.
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Terrible day to be literate
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
what if some of the most tedious people in the world were trying to tell you about their key party, at length
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Listen, you gotta stop posting excerpts from the Nuzzi book, I can't scream aloud right now
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Magic was first, so she has to change her name to ‘Marjorie Taylor Entertainment’ or MTE.
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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The danger in trying to do good is that the mind comes to confuse the intent of goodness with the act of doing things well.
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
-2 isn't cold cold, but I just saw a kid walk by in shirtsleeves and spontaneously turned into my own great-grandmother: "stay right there, I have a cardigan you can put on."
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Tbh, kind of hope future historians just blank this era, like "I don't know her."
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Tokuhiro Kawai’s “Ode to Sleep,” on view in his solo show at Gyokuei Gallery in Tokyo through Nov 29, 2025 reflects “a profound empathy unique to cat lovers." Born in Tokyo in 1971, Tokuhiro Kawai is one of the most renowned artists of the contemporary Surrealist Asian movement.
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM