eminemerald fennel
@fireh9lly.bsky.social
Writer, musician, critic.
Honorary Doctorate in Experimental Eminemology from the Pompsomp Hills Hot Take Dept.
Honorary Doctorate in Experimental Eminemology from the Pompsomp Hills Hot Take Dept.
Pinned
Holly scratches, ivy burns, pine trees leave used needles all over the house, chestnuts are spiky, poinsettias are toxic, the Christmas cactus isn't even a cactus, yew got Boudicca killed, and don't get me started on mistletoe (parasite, date rape apologist, implicated in the Baldr shooting)
Ok this is awesome
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Ok this is awesome
I was making fun of the Beatles to my dad by freestyling the lyrics "I love a girl, yeah yeah yeah, I'm going to buy her a diamond ring, yeah yeah yeah, and then we shall two be marrying, yeah yeah yeah, because I love a girl, yeah yeah, NO, ooooh" and Dad said the lyrics were good
February 4, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I was making fun of the Beatles to my dad by freestyling the lyrics "I love a girl, yeah yeah yeah, I'm going to buy her a diamond ring, yeah yeah yeah, and then we shall two be marrying, yeah yeah yeah, because I love a girl, yeah yeah, NO, ooooh" and Dad said the lyrics were good
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how i know poptimism isn't as dead as a useful lens on music as its aspirant killers may claim is that you basically have to talk to so-pilloried poptimists to find anyone whose beat *isn't* locked into rap/hip-hop who'll put a record that qualifies as either any higher on their best-of list than 25
Time to play the “how far down the replies of a Bsky music prompt do you have to go before someone mentions a hip-hop record?” game
February 4, 2026 at 10:29 AM
how i know poptimism isn't as dead as a useful lens on music as its aspirant killers may claim is that you basically have to talk to so-pilloried poptimists to find anyone whose beat *isn't* locked into rap/hip-hop who'll put a record that qualifies as either any higher on their best-of list than 25
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If anybody thinks this is a joke
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
If anybody thinks this is a joke
Just read Epstein emails back and forth with Robert Trivers conspiring to push anti-trans and anti-feminist viewpoints in order to keep feminism from going too far while being absolutely sexually disgusting about trans people and women
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Just read Epstein emails back and forth with Robert Trivers conspiring to push anti-trans and anti-feminist viewpoints in order to keep feminism from going too far while being absolutely sexually disgusting about trans people and women
Comments on the guest book of a Kim Scott hate site, 2002
February 4, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Comments on the guest book of a Kim Scott hate site, 2002
New Zealand's Office of Film and Literature Classification's ruling on if it was legal to sell The Marshall Mathers LP in the country, 2000.
February 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
New Zealand's Office of Film and Literature Classification's ruling on if it was legal to sell The Marshall Mathers LP in the country, 2000.
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Remembering the massive interest among billionaires in edutainment game pitches from indies in 2013 and wincing.
The Epstein files reveal what powerful people see in video games: profit, coercion, and control
aftermath.site/jeffrey-epstei...
aftermath.site/jeffrey-epstei...
February 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Remembering the massive interest among billionaires in edutainment game pitches from indies in 2013 and wincing.
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Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (1999)
January 18, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (1999)
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TUCOWS dot com (1998)
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
TUCOWS dot com (1998)
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Just been reminded of this fabulous truth
February 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Just been reminded of this fabulous truth
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NEW: I'm suing a Bitcoin kiosk operator for knowingly facilitating crypto scams that robbed MA residents of more than $10 million.
Our data shows over half of Bitcoin Depot's Massachusetts-based revenue was scam-related. I won’t let companies enable fraud in our state.
Our data shows over half of Bitcoin Depot's Massachusetts-based revenue was scam-related. I won’t let companies enable fraud in our state.
February 3, 2026 at 9:12 PM
NEW: I'm suing a Bitcoin kiosk operator for knowingly facilitating crypto scams that robbed MA residents of more than $10 million.
Our data shows over half of Bitcoin Depot's Massachusetts-based revenue was scam-related. I won’t let companies enable fraud in our state.
Our data shows over half of Bitcoin Depot's Massachusetts-based revenue was scam-related. I won’t let companies enable fraud in our state.
Who else is going to bake the Epstein Digestive Muffins
February 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Who else is going to bake the Epstein Digestive Muffins
early 2000s social politics were fucking horrible and nobody remembers
February 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
early 2000s social politics were fucking horrible and nobody remembers
Learning about this song has convinced me that Eminem wrote Beautiful with the idea that it was going to be a posthumous hit. Why would be reworking an Elvis song about being a fat depressed white pill addict unless the joke was he also died the same way?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Ng...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Ng...
Elvis Presley - Walk A Mile In My Shoes - with story and song lyrics
YouTube video by maria mountain824
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Learning about this song has convinced me that Eminem wrote Beautiful with the idea that it was going to be a posthumous hit. Why would be reworking an Elvis song about being a fat depressed white pill addict unless the joke was he also died the same way?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Ng...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Ng...
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Karate Onion from Parappa the Rapper: Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find The things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya Nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher now
Joe Rogan: that’s wild, like if you believe in giants they could live under the earth
Joe Rogan: that’s wild, like if you believe in giants they could live under the earth
AI-Generated Podcasts Starring Characters Like God Of War's Kratos Might Be Sony's Worst Patent Ever https://kotaku.com/sony-playstation-ps5-ai-genai-podcast-patent-kratos-aloy-2000665334
Sony Patents AI-Generated Podcasts By Characters Like Kratos
The podcast would give you updates on games you’re playing in the simulated voices of your favorite characters
kotaku.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Karate Onion from Parappa the Rapper: Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find The things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya Nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher now
Joe Rogan: that’s wild, like if you believe in giants they could live under the earth
Joe Rogan: that’s wild, like if you believe in giants they could live under the earth
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Do we not (sniff) all have, it could be said, an alien in our head calling us 'dumb-dumb' and so on? This is the superego, which is not, I would claim, the voice of the father but instead it is a perverse voice, calling us 'dumb-dumb' and things of this nature.
February 3, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Do we not (sniff) all have, it could be said, an alien in our head calling us 'dumb-dumb' and so on? This is the superego, which is not, I would claim, the voice of the father but instead it is a perverse voice, calling us 'dumb-dumb' and things of this nature.
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Man must contend with ancient drives, feudal institutions and godlike technology - are we not, then, I would claim, a 'modern stone age family?'
February 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Man must contend with ancient drives, feudal institutions and godlike technology - are we not, then, I would claim, a 'modern stone age family?'
Pens. Like pene, as in penis. Set in combination with rings in the style worn by children.........
February 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Pens. Like pene, as in penis. Set in combination with rings in the style worn by children.........
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"Having been invited in 2010 to an Epstein dinner with Woody Allen and then Prince Andrew in New York, the magazine editor, Tina Brown, replied: “What the fuck is this . . .? The paedophile’s ball?” Brown’s reaction should have been everyone’s."
"In a self-valuing democracy, the only defensible stance is to call for release of all remaining files." My column on why the latest Epstein dump gives America the opposite of closure. as.ft.com/r/9553eceb-2...
The Epstein rot goes deep
[FREE TO READ] America must now ask itself if it can restore a culture of shame
as.ft.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
"Having been invited in 2010 to an Epstein dinner with Woody Allen and then Prince Andrew in New York, the magazine editor, Tina Brown, replied: “What the fuck is this . . .? The paedophile’s ball?” Brown’s reaction should have been everyone’s."
Should I go see that Markiplier movie
February 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Should I go see that Markiplier movie
[insert celebrity here]
February 3, 2026 at 12:23 PM
[insert celebrity here]
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US press are tying themselves in knots to condemn other Epstein guests without talking about Trump, mirroring UK press also trying to talk about Mandelson appt and Starmer’s judgement in isolation without mentioning he was appointed at Trump’s request, because he was a mutual Epstein buddy.
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
US press are tying themselves in knots to condemn other Epstein guests without talking about Trump, mirroring UK press also trying to talk about Mandelson appt and Starmer’s judgement in isolation without mentioning he was appointed at Trump’s request, because he was a mutual Epstein buddy.
I'm curious about why the rapist comic book writer decided to try and make his comeback NOW AT ALL POSSIBLE TIMES
February 3, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I'm curious about why the rapist comic book writer decided to try and make his comeback NOW AT ALL POSSIBLE TIMES
Dad just came in to inform me of how much he loves Sports Car by Tate McRae
February 3, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Dad just came in to inform me of how much he loves Sports Car by Tate McRae