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Holly Boson
@fireh9lly.bsky.social
Writer, musician, critic.

Honorary Doctorate in Experimental Eminemology from the Pompsomp Hills Hot Take Dept.
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Holly scratches, ivy burns, pine trees leave used needles all over the house, chestnuts are spiky, poinsettias are toxic, the Christmas cactus isn't even a cactus, yew got Boudicca killed, and don't get me started on mistletoe (parasite, date rape apologist, implicated in the Baldr shooting)
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i feel like technically i should be more empathetic, but somehow i'm not making it there
February 1, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Fucking OUCH
February 1, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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The majority of the top 20 videos on Pornhub are 'step fantasy' (actually incest) videos where the fantasy is that your own sister or mother considers it her duty to sleep with you - it's not that you are attractive to them or even that they particularly want sex, it's just something they have to do
February 1, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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Epstein's 'product' was an end to sexual meritocracy - he takes you to Pleasure Island and for a short time you don't have to worry about being rejected, beautiful women (actually young girls) will just want to have sex with you. Think about how common this fantasy is in porn etc.
February 1, 2026 at 8:15 AM
*sobbing* the child rapists just literally agreed to make the world into everything that annoys me personally
February 1, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I don't normally share silly costume based ICE protest videos but this is just a tremendous bit of cinema
Added some music to this one to make it festive
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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As I was saying
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Augh aaaaarrrggghuuh AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH
January 31, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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given the revelation that jeff epstein was probably responsible for the toxicity of 4chan how long before we find out that he personally controlled Tumblr and made it more toxic, and it was sold to automattic because of his arrest
January 31, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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like less than a decade ago the knitters were making the pink cat hats and mocked for being performative libs. now they’ve moved so far left theyre channeling historical anti fascist groups and still being called peformative. I think people just dont like fiber artists
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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A genuinely thought-provoking exploration of a complex body of work, and the ugly curdling of a fandom hero into a predator. Elizabeth Sandifer’s work never fails to impress.
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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popping up in the epstein files 48 hours before you're due to hit the red carpet with 5 grammy nominations is fucking insane
January 31, 2026 at 4:35 PM
LMAOOOOOOOO
Bill Gates allegedly caught an STD when he cheated on then-wife Melinda Gates, newly released emails in the Jeffrey Epstein files revealed.
Bill Gates Shocker! Billionaire Got an STD After Cheating on His Wife With 'Russian Girls,' Jeffrey Epstein Files Claim
okmagazine.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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I was arguing about how to best keep pedophilic content off the site with someone who hung out with epstein?

jesus fucking christ.
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 AM
The reason Eminem is the loadbearing figure in slop is because he's the youngest of the whiteguy American rockstars. The only remaining megacelebrity of his race and class whose persona is "he speaks out against the system", agnostic of the politics of the slop consumers themselves
Such a brave young man, this was when music had a message
January 31, 2026 at 5:57 AM
He gets away with it because it's how he actually talks. When Zadie Smith profiled him she was surprised by how oddly formal his speech was, and particularly by how often he said the phrase "the heart of the matter".
"from here on out its the chronic 2 / starting today, and tomorrows anew"

i love how eminem casually dropped the word "anew" in gangsta rap song and not a single person questioned it once
January 31, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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The first mention of Eminem on Usenet.
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 AM
The reason the Trump admin dumped all the files is because it causes people to treat any record with equal weight. Trump knows what's going to stick is the tweet saying "[X] is mentioned in the files" used as a dunk on some fans, even if it's just Epstein getting a alert about a movie playing etc
January 31, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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Rather fabulously the Ceefax subtitles are out of sync #totp
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 PM
"Tender is the ghost / the ghost I love the most"

Do you ever hear a song you loved as a kid and realise as an adult it is absolutely ASS
January 30, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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And it was very clear at the time how utterly insane the majority of this stuff was. It’s hard to explain quite how unpleasant it is to wonder whether you are going crazy, because you can see what’s happening is wildly different to what’s in every paper, on every broadcast, at astonishing intensity.
January 20, 2026 at 9:27 AM
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This one guy and his mates were the source for a massive chunk of all that terrifying media coverage you read, and that’s been public knowledge since about 2021. It is IMO helpful for the more lib audience of Bluesky to hear about this, because you better believe standards have not improved since.
January 20, 2026 at 9:22 AM