Holly Boson
@fireh9lly.bsky.social
Writer, musician, critic.
Honorary Doctorate in Experimental Eminemology from the Pompsomp Hills Hot Take Dept.
Honorary Doctorate in Experimental Eminemology from the Pompsomp Hills Hot Take Dept.
"Somewhere some kid is bumpin’ this while he lip-syncs in the mirror
That’s who I’m doin’ it for, the rest, I don’t really even care"
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That’s who I’m doin’ it for, the rest, I don’t really even care"
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November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
"Somewhere some kid is bumpin’ this while he lip-syncs in the mirror
That’s who I’m doin’ it for, the rest, I don’t really even care"
❤️❤️❤️
That’s who I’m doin’ it for, the rest, I don’t really even care"
❤️❤️❤️
Zoomers are making beautifully animated music videos for Eminem deep cuts with Freddy Fazbear in it........ Perma-relevant king
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Zoomers are making beautifully animated music videos for Eminem deep cuts with Freddy Fazbear in it........ Perma-relevant king
I know Emily Short is good or whatever but if someone told me this was a recreation of a Day Today graph I would believe it
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I know Emily Short is good or whatever but if someone told me this was a recreation of a Day Today graph I would believe it
I'm sorry but if you relate to these lyrics, specifically, it's because something has gone badly wrong with the social fabric
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I'm sorry but if you relate to these lyrics, specifically, it's because something has gone badly wrong with the social fabric
I know a lot of people find Taylor Swift relatable and I don't think that's a problem, but I think the number of women finding Eldest Daughter relatable is deserving of at least as much social concern as we had in the 90s about the number of kids who related to Snoop Dogg
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I know a lot of people find Taylor Swift relatable and I don't think that's a problem, but I think the number of women finding Eldest Daughter relatable is deserving of at least as much social concern as we had in the 90s about the number of kids who related to Snoop Dogg
A couple of years ago, Eminem and his producer Denaun Porter recreated an EPMD album cover, and it's kind of an amazing image of car bloat since the 80s. Admittedly Eminem's 5'8" and the EPMD guys are both >6', but somehow I don't think that is what makes the difference
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 AM
A couple of years ago, Eminem and his producer Denaun Porter recreated an EPMD album cover, and it's kind of an amazing image of car bloat since the 80s. Admittedly Eminem's 5'8" and the EPMD guys are both >6', but somehow I don't think that is what makes the difference
This is in no way apologism for Google but click Search Tools and select "Verbatim". It makes it work how you expect
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is in no way apologism for Google but click Search Tools and select "Verbatim". It makes it work how you expect
I learned about where hamsters came from and it was so horrible that I thought it was a racist shitpost, but I looked into it later and it was truthful. The domestic hamster was made by Zionists in a project to make a signature Israeli animal testing rodent
November 7, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I learned about where hamsters came from and it was so horrible that I thought it was a racist shitpost, but I looked into it later and it was truthful. The domestic hamster was made by Zionists in a project to make a signature Israeli animal testing rodent
Hell of a Freudian slip
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Hell of a Freudian slip
Finally managed to come up with a use for the Clint Eastwood Omnichord preset riff in Fortnite @tomewing.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Finally managed to come up with a use for the Clint Eastwood Omnichord preset riff in Fortnite @tomewing.bsky.social
Amazing anecdote about Eminem's relationship with technology from M80's new book
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Amazing anecdote about Eminem's relationship with technology from M80's new book
David Attenborough describes Eminem
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
David Attenborough describes Eminem
Has anyone used one of these vapes with a virtual pet and slot machine game in
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Has anyone used one of these vapes with a virtual pet and slot machine game in
Royce da 5'9 has been dealing with lingual dystonia and Parkinsonianism type symptoms for the past several years, which explains why his feats post 2021 have a weird speech impediment and are super short. All the best to him - he seems to think he's on the upswing now but this is really sad
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Royce da 5'9 has been dealing with lingual dystonia and Parkinsonianism type symptoms for the past several years, which explains why his feats post 2021 have a weird speech impediment and are super short. All the best to him - he seems to think he's on the upswing now but this is really sad
I don't know if enough people know that Eminem's mother was a Pretendian who attempted to get her son a Cherokee identity card (she also claimed he was part Blackfoot) (and talked about this to anyone would listen around the time her son's whiteness started to become culturally important)
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I don't know if enough people know that Eminem's mother was a Pretendian who attempted to get her son a Cherokee identity card (she also claimed he was part Blackfoot) (and talked about this to anyone would listen around the time her son's whiteness started to become culturally important)
A defining icon of Gen-X/Millennial culture noted for its continued success despite its drastic decline in quality after the early 2000s, pictured here with my favourite rapper
November 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
A defining icon of Gen-X/Millennial culture noted for its continued success despite its drastic decline in quality after the early 2000s, pictured here with my favourite rapper
The Financial Times have published this in an article about AI
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The Financial Times have published this in an article about AI
thing is, Chuck Eddy's orthogonal take about Eminem has incredible foresight - he finds Eminem's violent content uninteresting compared to how much Eminem's getting off on the vowels involved. Eddy can hear the shock-salad rhyme althete post-rehab Em in Y2K Slim Shady, almost no other critics could
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
thing is, Chuck Eddy's orthogonal take about Eminem has incredible foresight - he finds Eminem's violent content uninteresting compared to how much Eminem's getting off on the vowels involved. Eddy can hear the shock-salad rhyme althete post-rehab Em in Y2K Slim Shady, almost no other critics could
Jesus Christ LMAO imagine thinking that about Kid Rock. In 2000 it was a normal opinion held by Chuck Eddy who got paid to write it
October 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Jesus Christ LMAO imagine thinking that about Kid Rock. In 2000 it was a normal opinion held by Chuck Eddy who got paid to write it