Beth
@bethntaxes.bsky.social
I skeet about reality tv and I hated nancy mace before it was cool
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Me: If streaming services are gonna show u ads they might as well advertise their own shows
The monkey's paw: *clenches so hard it trembles*
Every ad: We are Stranger Things actors referencing Stranger Things in order to sell you products that have no possible connection to Stranger Things lol
The monkey's paw: *clenches so hard it trembles*
Every ad: We are Stranger Things actors referencing Stranger Things in order to sell you products that have no possible connection to Stranger Things lol
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Me: If streaming services are gonna show u ads they might as well advertise their own shows
The monkey's paw: *clenches so hard it trembles*
Every ad: We are Stranger Things actors referencing Stranger Things in order to sell you products that have no possible connection to Stranger Things lol
The monkey's paw: *clenches so hard it trembles*
Every ad: We are Stranger Things actors referencing Stranger Things in order to sell you products that have no possible connection to Stranger Things lol
I have made it a LOTR holiday where I stay home, put on all 3 extended editions, invite friends to come and go as they please during those 12 hours, and cook a few hobbity dishes if I feel like it
Actually in the spirit of this conversation, what’s a decision you made about a past Thanksgiving holiday that really paid off? I think people often feel trapped by their lives. Sharing our experiences can liberate us from that sense of claustrophobia.
On the most recent episode of VIBE CHECK, we answer listener questions about Thanksgiving, most importantly “do you go celebrate with the family members you don’t even like?”
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I have made it a LOTR holiday where I stay home, put on all 3 extended editions, invite friends to come and go as they please during those 12 hours, and cook a few hobbity dishes if I feel like it
I love HIV medication ads that are like. Here's a montage of people about to FUCK. He's cruising at a bowling alley. She's at a club. He's meeting the love of his life at a dog park. Aren't you glad they can fuck worry-free bc they're on aperdiva™️!!!
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I love HIV medication ads that are like. Here's a montage of people about to FUCK. He's cruising at a bowling alley. She's at a club. He's meeting the love of his life at a dog park. Aren't you glad they can fuck worry-free bc they're on aperdiva™️!!!
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I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
If you live in Boston, it's on sight for this Weasley reject douchenozzle
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you live in Boston, it's on sight for this Weasley reject douchenozzle
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Read this thread. All of these ICE “facilities” are concentration camps. There is a reason they are not allowing oversight. Keep protesting this shit and informing people about this Nazi regime. Nuremberg Trials 2.0 can’t come fast enough.
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Read this thread. All of these ICE “facilities” are concentration camps. There is a reason they are not allowing oversight. Keep protesting this shit and informing people about this Nazi regime. Nuremberg Trials 2.0 can’t come fast enough.
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SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday
OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you
INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid
OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you
INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid
June 22, 2023 at 4:21 PM
SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday
OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you
INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid
OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you
INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid
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sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients
link: mysnapmap.com
link: mysnapmap.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients
link: mysnapmap.com
link: mysnapmap.com
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is there a "we were right about generative AI the whole time and you should have listened" wallet card we can get to exempt us from Great Depression 2.0 or...?
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
is there a "we were right about generative AI the whole time and you should have listened" wallet card we can get to exempt us from Great Depression 2.0 or...?
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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November 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
still thinking about how I saw Tara Dikhof swallow a sword on Saturday 🗡️
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
still thinking about how I saw Tara Dikhof swallow a sword on Saturday 🗡️
[John mulaney voice] is this Bushwick throuple hitting on me or do I just need to go to sleep?
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
[John mulaney voice] is this Bushwick throuple hitting on me or do I just need to go to sleep?
The revolution will be led by HONK bands!!!
October 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The revolution will be led by HONK bands!!!
Coworkers like these are the backbone of society (or at least my mental health)
one of my coworkers loves the way I dress and every day when she gets in she comes over and says "let's see the fit" and then oohs and ahhs over me and it's really doing wonders for my self-esteem
October 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Coworkers like these are the backbone of society (or at least my mental health)
This could literally be an episode of Hacks
the background on zohran's colbert appearance is jaw-droppingly disgusting
October 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This could literally be an episode of Hacks
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my early thoughts on the new Taylor:
- her lyrical corniness is getting less endearing over time
- she doesn’t embrace the showgirl theme enough musically
- sabrina has her a little shook, and her attempts to imitate that style are rough
- as always, there are a few bops
- her lyrical corniness is getting less endearing over time
- she doesn’t embrace the showgirl theme enough musically
- sabrina has her a little shook, and her attempts to imitate that style are rough
- as always, there are a few bops
October 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
my early thoughts on the new Taylor:
- her lyrical corniness is getting less endearing over time
- she doesn’t embrace the showgirl theme enough musically
- sabrina has her a little shook, and her attempts to imitate that style are rough
- as always, there are a few bops
- her lyrical corniness is getting less endearing over time
- she doesn’t embrace the showgirl theme enough musically
- sabrina has her a little shook, and her attempts to imitate that style are rough
- as always, there are a few bops
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I want a 9-minute ballad about teaching Travis Kelce where the clit is
October 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I want a 9-minute ballad about teaching Travis Kelce where the clit is
Taylor Swift is the new Riverdale, in that I send my partner things she actually says and they go "that can't be real"
October 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Taylor Swift is the new Riverdale, in that I send my partner things she actually says and they go "that can't be real"
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“did you girlboss too close to the sun” is a real line from a brand new taylor swift song i just don’t believe it lmfao
October 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“did you girlboss too close to the sun” is a real line from a brand new taylor swift song i just don’t believe it lmfao
this season of #loveisblind has everything...a rich guy who's absolutely in a biohacking cult...an ex(?)-mormon who thinks her brother "only dating Asian women" is progressive...multiple people disappearing from the pods in an extremely suspicious manner....🍿
a man sitting at a desk with his hands folded in front of a snl logo
Alt: Stefon from SNL putting his hands up to his face
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October 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
this season of #loveisblind has everything...a rich guy who's absolutely in a biohacking cult...an ex(?)-mormon who thinks her brother "only dating Asian women" is progressive...multiple people disappearing from the pods in an extremely suspicious manner....🍿