daoist
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The key words MUST, MUST NOT, REQUIRED, SHALL, SHALL NOT, SHOULD, SHOULD NOT, RECOMMENDED, MAY, and OPTIONAL are to be interpreted as in RFC 2119
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Fucking ghouls don't even understand how pissed we are about the concentration camps.
You know how much I don't want concentration camps?
I don't even want these fucks in them when we throw them all in prison.
You know how much I don't want concentration camps?
I don't even want these fucks in them when we throw them all in prison.
I dont want "humane conditions" on these CONCENTRATION CAMPS, I WANT THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS SHUT DOWN AND EVERYONE IN ICE PROSECUTED AND IMPRISONED
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February 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Fucking ghouls don't even understand how pissed we are about the concentration camps.
You know how much I don't want concentration camps?
I don't even want these fucks in them when we throw them all in prison.
You know how much I don't want concentration camps?
I don't even want these fucks in them when we throw them all in prison.
1. go to Facebook.
2. find an article posted about ICE ignoring habeus orders.
3. copy "They literally proved in court they didn't do a crime"
4. find each reply saying "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime"
5. paste.
6. repeat.
2. find an article posted about ICE ignoring habeus orders.
3. copy "They literally proved in court they didn't do a crime"
4. find each reply saying "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime"
5. paste.
6. repeat.
February 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
1. go to Facebook.
2. find an article posted about ICE ignoring habeus orders.
3. copy "They literally proved in court they didn't do a crime"
4. find each reply saying "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime"
5. paste.
6. repeat.
2. find an article posted about ICE ignoring habeus orders.
3. copy "They literally proved in court they didn't do a crime"
4. find each reply saying "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime"
5. paste.
6. repeat.
hey all you niche communities that moved out of wherever you were, time to move again :-(
(if you archive files in there might want to download them so you can re-up them to wherever you settle)
(if you archive files in there might want to download them so you can re-up them to wherever you settle)
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
hey all you niche communities that moved out of wherever you were, time to move again :-(
(if you archive files in there might want to download them so you can re-up them to wherever you settle)
(if you archive files in there might want to download them so you can re-up them to wherever you settle)
I don't think the same culture that lets illiterate parents misspell their kids names on birth certificates (and then allows them to be changed!) has a leg to stand on by insisting the gender assigned at birth is immutable.
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I don't think the same culture that lets illiterate parents misspell their kids names on birth certificates (and then allows them to be changed!) has a leg to stand on by insisting the gender assigned at birth is immutable.
One day I hope to match the determination of my Labrador retriever who, with all 4 paws stood atop the comforter, nosing and digging the center, refusing to budge, is certain that this is exactly how we get under the covers every night and she is right and I am wrong about needing to her to move.
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 AM
One day I hope to match the determination of my Labrador retriever who, with all 4 paws stood atop the comforter, nosing and digging the center, refusing to budge, is certain that this is exactly how we get under the covers every night and she is right and I am wrong about needing to her to move.
I wish I could look at the Republican state governments salivating at out-fascisting each other or SCOTUS repeatedly voting 6-3 to ignore most of our bill of rights and think "yes, these sober arbiters of fair governance will surely do the right thing and put their expressly stated enemies in power"
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I wish I could look at the Republican state governments salivating at out-fascisting each other or SCOTUS repeatedly voting 6-3 to ignore most of our bill of rights and think "yes, these sober arbiters of fair governance will surely do the right thing and put their expressly stated enemies in power"
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You know what they’re going to store in those warehouses?
People
People
In the last month ICE has bought warehouses in:
- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown
This is unprecedented.
- Hagerstown, MD: $102 million
- Surprise, AZ: $70 million
- Hamburg, PA: $87 million
- Tremont, PA: $120 million
- San Antonio, TX: $82 million
- El Paso, TX: $123 million
- Social Circle, GA: price unknown
This is unprecedented.
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
You know what they’re going to store in those warehouses?
People
People
Saw a former colleague vaguepost about "having a shared language is important for community", opened the comments, and witnessed him get dragged by his conservative friends about his racist dog whistling. it was tasty.
If you had any leftover racists on your friends list they hated the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Saw a former colleague vaguepost about "having a shared language is important for community", opened the comments, and witnessed him get dragged by his conservative friends about his racist dog whistling. it was tasty.
Hey if you're gay, does the phrase "closeted X", where X is something other than lgbtqia, offend you or nah?
February 8, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Hey if you're gay, does the phrase "closeted X", where X is something other than lgbtqia, offend you or nah?
wow, software designed by the people who thought "curl | bash" was too conservative will just download and run malicious code all day long?
Who would have thought? Giving system-level and UI control to an non-deterministic agent that uses unchecked imports is actually a risk. ;)
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
wow, software designed by the people who thought "curl | bash" was too conservative will just download and run malicious code all day long?
Central Air, the podcast for centrists, is living up to its name:
Liberals: don't fuck kids.
Conservatives: fuck them kids!
Centrists: Uhm, actually, fucking some kids is fine, actually.
Liberals: don't fuck kids.
Conservatives: fuck them kids!
Centrists: Uhm, actually, fucking some kids is fine, actually.
This level of apologia (from Megan McArdle in a podcast with Josh Barro and Ross Douthat) is fucking appalling. Idk what else there is to say.
February 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Central Air, the podcast for centrists, is living up to its name:
Liberals: don't fuck kids.
Conservatives: fuck them kids!
Centrists: Uhm, actually, fucking some kids is fine, actually.
Liberals: don't fuck kids.
Conservatives: fuck them kids!
Centrists: Uhm, actually, fucking some kids is fine, actually.
yeah we highkey did know and nobody would listen.
If we knew at the time what we know now, many more people would have seen Trump's 2024 campaign for what it was: A campaign of deception to CONCEAL the Epstein files, that gained support by promising to RELEASE them. www.offmessage.net/p/trump-2024...
Rethinking Trump 2024 As An Epstein Coverup Campaign
They knew they were in there. It wasn't projection. It was misdirection.
www.offmessage.net
February 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
yeah we highkey did know and nobody would listen.
still rubbing the sleep from your eyes you blearily step to the pickup window as the baroborista announces your name and you glance down to see it.
You worry about the rest of your day as the AI decided you need a catering dispenser filled with demerara sugar, vanilla syrup, and a shot of espresso
You worry about the rest of your day as the AI decided you need a catering dispenser filled with demerara sugar, vanilla syrup, and a shot of espresso
Are you depressed? Try drowning your sorrows in whipped cream and sugar syrups.
Oh, you aren't in the mood for a coffee? Yes you are.
Oh, you aren't in the mood for a coffee? Yes you are.
“The company is trialling an AI-powered chatbot, which can help match drinks with customer moods, and is introducing the ability to schedule orders in a bid to reduce customer waits.”
February 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
still rubbing the sleep from your eyes you blearily step to the pickup window as the baroborista announces your name and you glance down to see it.
You worry about the rest of your day as the AI decided you need a catering dispenser filled with demerara sugar, vanilla syrup, and a shot of espresso
You worry about the rest of your day as the AI decided you need a catering dispenser filled with demerara sugar, vanilla syrup, and a shot of espresso
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Dems should demand a full ICE withdrawal from Minneapolis as a condition for any deal. Please, just give us this. Get them out
February 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Dems should demand a full ICE withdrawal from Minneapolis as a condition for any deal. Please, just give us this. Get them out
once again the Nobel committee can do the funniest thing
Minneapolis has actually been three people in a trenchcoat all along.
www.thenation.com/article/acti...
www.thenation.com/article/acti...
“The Nation” Nominates Minneapolis for the Nobel Peace Prize
With their resistance to violent authoritarianism, the people of Minneapolis have renewed the spirit of Dr. King’s call for “the positive affirmation of peace.”
www.thenation.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
once again the Nobel committee can do the funniest thing
* Agents to have a stipend for whistle-proof earmuffs, but graphics or camo must be paid by the agent.
* No more threatening law-abiding citizens. Accountability means follow-through.
* Bullets must have a QR code to leave feedback on a Google form. Or like whatever else the agent wants, we guess.
* No more threatening law-abiding citizens. Accountability means follow-through.
* Bullets must have a QR code to leave feedback on a Google form. Or like whatever else the agent wants, we guess.
Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said the party agreed on three main goals:
° Require warrants in some cases and ICE coordination with state and local law enforcement
° Create a code of conduct and enforce it
° Require agents to wear body cams and not masks
° Require warrants in some cases and ICE coordination with state and local law enforcement
° Create a code of conduct and enforce it
° Require agents to wear body cams and not masks
Democrats demand new ICE restrictions as government shutdown looms
After federal agents shot and killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, Senate Democrats say they’ll block a massive government funding package without policy changes.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:17 AM
* Agents to have a stipend for whistle-proof earmuffs, but graphics or camo must be paid by the agent.
* No more threatening law-abiding citizens. Accountability means follow-through.
* Bullets must have a QR code to leave feedback on a Google form. Or like whatever else the agent wants, we guess.
* No more threatening law-abiding citizens. Accountability means follow-through.
* Bullets must have a QR code to leave feedback on a Google form. Or like whatever else the agent wants, we guess.
I joined the liberal gun owners subreddit to see what they are talking about, and I am able to report that liberal gun owners are *almost exactly* as crazy as conservative gun owners in *almost exactly* the same ways.
➖ Disappointed in humanity
➕ Bullish for our side if civil war 2 happens.
➖ Disappointed in humanity
➕ Bullish for our side if civil war 2 happens.
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I joined the liberal gun owners subreddit to see what they are talking about, and I am able to report that liberal gun owners are *almost exactly* as crazy as conservative gun owners in *almost exactly* the same ways.
➖ Disappointed in humanity
➕ Bullish for our side if civil war 2 happens.
➖ Disappointed in humanity
➕ Bullish for our side if civil war 2 happens.
Oh, Alex Pretti broke a taillight a week before his murder so that's ok?
If so,
1. DHS give us the names of every agent, and
2. DHS should summarily execute in the street every agent involved with ramming a victim's car. Broken taillight=death! Line em up!
This is all ridiculous.
If so,
1. DHS give us the names of every agent, and
2. DHS should summarily execute in the street every agent involved with ramming a victim's car. Broken taillight=death! Line em up!
This is all ridiculous.
January 29, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Oh, Alex Pretti broke a taillight a week before his murder so that's ok?
If so,
1. DHS give us the names of every agent, and
2. DHS should summarily execute in the street every agent involved with ramming a victim's car. Broken taillight=death! Line em up!
This is all ridiculous.
If so,
1. DHS give us the names of every agent, and
2. DHS should summarily execute in the street every agent involved with ramming a victim's car. Broken taillight=death! Line em up!
This is all ridiculous.
1. Since they are masked we don't know if these were different agents. Since they lie about everything related to ICE, I'm not willing to even give them this tiniest benefit of the doubt.
2. The punishment for breaking a taillight (if that is even true) is not summary execution in the street.
2. The punishment for breaking a taillight (if that is even true) is not summary execution in the street.
More than a week before federal agents killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, different agents pushed him to the ground after he spit at them and broke a taillight on their SUV, according to newly unearthed videos. Watch here.
Videos Show Alex Pretti in Confrontation With Agents 11 Days Before His Death
More than a week before federal agents killed Mr. Pretti, a Minneapolis nurse, different agents pushed him to the ground after he spit at them and broke a taillight on their S.U.V.
nyti.ms
January 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM
1. Since they are masked we don't know if these were different agents. Since they lie about everything related to ICE, I'm not willing to even give them this tiniest benefit of the doubt.
2. The punishment for breaking a taillight (if that is even true) is not summary execution in the street.
2. The punishment for breaking a taillight (if that is even true) is not summary execution in the street.
Masculinity?
They want you to buy into it because it's easy to sell.
It's not what you really want. It's not what's lacking in your heart. Truth is, you're already as masculine as you need to be.
Is it power? Often masculinity and power are mistaken for the same, or as if one grants the other.
They want you to buy into it because it's easy to sell.
It's not what you really want. It's not what's lacking in your heart. Truth is, you're already as masculine as you need to be.
Is it power? Often masculinity and power are mistaken for the same, or as if one grants the other.
January 28, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Masculinity?
They want you to buy into it because it's easy to sell.
It's not what you really want. It's not what's lacking in your heart. Truth is, you're already as masculine as you need to be.
Is it power? Often masculinity and power are mistaken for the same, or as if one grants the other.
They want you to buy into it because it's easy to sell.
It's not what you really want. It's not what's lacking in your heart. Truth is, you're already as masculine as you need to be.
Is it power? Often masculinity and power are mistaken for the same, or as if one grants the other.
Hey before you check out that awesome looking FT remote job at Target HQ, just keep in mind:
1. they recently used RTO as an excuse to lay off a lot of people. That will include you if their numbers stay bad.
2. they are still doing the anti-woke culture war bs.
3. they collaborate with ICE.
1. they recently used RTO as an excuse to lay off a lot of people. That will include you if their numbers stay bad.
2. they are still doing the anti-woke culture war bs.
3. they collaborate with ICE.
January 27, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Hey before you check out that awesome looking FT remote job at Target HQ, just keep in mind:
1. they recently used RTO as an excuse to lay off a lot of people. That will include you if their numbers stay bad.
2. they are still doing the anti-woke culture war bs.
3. they collaborate with ICE.
1. they recently used RTO as an excuse to lay off a lot of people. That will include you if their numbers stay bad.
2. they are still doing the anti-woke culture war bs.
3. they collaborate with ICE.
It is just so hard to tell which of Noem or Miller are behind this whole thing.
We may never know!
Oh well, I guess we will have to get rid of them both. dang.
We may never know!
Oh well, I guess we will have to get rid of them both. dang.
Genuinely interesting. Kristi Noem is snitching that Stephen Miller is the one who made up the bullshit about Alex Pretti.
It would be genuinely useful if Congress can get her to admit that he has been dictating ALL OF THIS just like he dictated the murderboats.
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
It would be genuinely useful if Congress can get her to admit that he has been dictating ALL OF THIS just like he dictated the murderboats.
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
January 27, 2026 at 9:43 PM
It is just so hard to tell which of Noem or Miller are behind this whole thing.
We may never know!
Oh well, I guess we will have to get rid of them both. dang.
We may never know!
Oh well, I guess we will have to get rid of them both. dang.
The silliest thing about following a lot of lawyers on bsky is this:
Trump goon: *flagrantly violates some order*
Judge: I might be annoyed
Legal bsky: OOH SHIT JUDGE ABOUT TO GO OFF
Judge: Don't do it again.
Legal bsky: 1000% REKT! NO RECOVERY OMG SHAME FOREVER!
Trump goon: *does it again*
Trump goon: *flagrantly violates some order*
Judge: I might be annoyed
Legal bsky: OOH SHIT JUDGE ABOUT TO GO OFF
Judge: Don't do it again.
Legal bsky: 1000% REKT! NO RECOVERY OMG SHAME FOREVER!
Trump goon: *does it again*
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
The silliest thing about following a lot of lawyers on bsky is this:
Trump goon: *flagrantly violates some order*
Judge: I might be annoyed
Legal bsky: OOH SHIT JUDGE ABOUT TO GO OFF
Judge: Don't do it again.
Legal bsky: 1000% REKT! NO RECOVERY OMG SHAME FOREVER!
Trump goon: *does it again*
Trump goon: *flagrantly violates some order*
Judge: I might be annoyed
Legal bsky: OOH SHIT JUDGE ABOUT TO GO OFF
Judge: Don't do it again.
Legal bsky: 1000% REKT! NO RECOVERY OMG SHAME FOREVER!
Trump goon: *does it again*
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I know this is small potatoes in the grand scheme of things but these guys are paid with your tax money and have no real job. ICE isn't necessary. They don't get rid of criminals. They just terrorize communities. And THAT'S why they should be abolished. No need for reins. It's not a job!
January 27, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I know this is small potatoes in the grand scheme of things but these guys are paid with your tax money and have no real job. ICE isn't necessary. They don't get rid of criminals. They just terrorize communities. And THAT'S why they should be abolished. No need for reins. It's not a job!