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The key words MUST, MUST NOT, REQUIRED, SHALL, SHALL NOT, SHOULD, SHOULD NOT, RECOMMENDED, MAY, and OPTIONAL are to be interpreted as in RFC 2119
GSE#225
he/him
You're not with us.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I've ranted on this before and became wary that it sounds like elitism BS.

To be clear: There are plenty of infosec roles where you don't need to know these techy details.

However, there are plenty more jobs where you *do* need to know this.

There are no roles where knowing the details hurts. 1/2
It is very hard to express how rotten our field is with charlatans
I hired a director recently and this was my screening question: can you please explain the difference between public-key and symmetric-key cryptography.

Virtually all the candidates, who universally claimed security engineering expertise of some kind (some cryptography-related) could not. At all.
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If passports have to have our assigned gender at birth on them, because that helps to identify us now, then I think it's important to make passports as effective as possible by requiring them to have our birth eye color, hair color, height, and weight as well.
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
hey by the way if your systems are logging in a timezone other than UTC that's straight up busted and you should feel bad about that until it's fixed.
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Narrator: You do not have to show ID to buy groceries.
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Oh no, whatever you do please Mr GOP please don't associate all our candidates with the most charismatic leader of a generation! It would be hell for voters to entangle our candidates with terrible ideas like affordable rent and child care! oh no please don't do that!
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I made a video on the Chibi Nautica figure sold by Sam's Forge at tfcon 2025. #tfcon @sam-makes-toys.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgBm...
Daoist Transforms Sam's Forge Chibi Nautica
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October 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Target can't even lay people off properly. total shit show.

According to reddit posts and news they told everyone like 5 days ago so they could be terrified for a week, and then this morning the 15-minute layoff meeting started with 10 minutes of audio problems.

Just a big goddamn poke in the eye
October 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Absolute shit show all around this morning

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October 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
people can change. people can learn. people can mature.

when you get your Nazi tattoos covered up, you can be the manager of any fast food joint. Not a senator.
Some good news. He's getting it removed and he knows the crap he wrote on Reddit was really bad too.

There a smidgen hope.

Archived story: archive.fo/H5eGr
October 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
unless my memory betrays me, he's been bragging about passing his dementia tests since his first term
The NY Times and WaPo may be lost causes but holy shite look at PEOPLE out here absolutely killing it with 100% unvarnished truths 🌟
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
had an absolute blast at tfcon.

Winner of 2025 TFCon Chicago:
Sam Makes Toys Nautica

@sam-makes-toys.bsky.social #tfcon

I'm out!
October 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
tfcon haul part 1

got a signature from @markerguru.bsky.social on his beautiful Spotlight Megatron cover, signature from @caseywcoller.bsky.social on the spectacular All Hail Megatron #1 Apocalypse Comics exclusive, a couple of Coller's sketchbooks. Milne was out of HMO, maybe next #tfcon :)
October 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Yesterday checking into the hotel for #tfcon it was great to see so many people; Whether it was a cute kid in cosplay as Hot Rod, dudes in ironic TF shirts, or balding men carrying their CPAP machines it was clear we were all here for the same thing.
October 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
if you're at #tfcon doing room sales and you have the comic More than Meets the Eye #7 cover A, lmk
October 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
At a local place for brisket and there's live music. They sang a song about the pc police with lyrics like 🎶Don't matter what you say 🎶 the pc police are gonna getcha 🎶

Imagine a man who would get fired from being a manager at GameStop because he used the n-word. That's the lead singer.

I'm dying
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
oh yeah NDAs, definitely NDAs will restore trust in your Nazi ass.
October 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
attention #tfcon I am in you
October 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Also, it doesn't matter if you have 1 acre or 10, if you have 1 week notice you'll be eating appropriately NOTHING from the garden you plant.

Oh, also it's almost November. So winter is next, when according to the farmer's almanac we can rely on a bountiful harvest of fuckall.
On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer
October 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I think it's mighty easy to be hard on someone who's gotten a white supremacist tattoo and then, after growing up and realizing the mistakes of his youth, decided to have it tattooed over. He deserves another chance in life.

Wait he's running for *office*?

lol.

lmao even.

No fucking way.
October 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This woman not only patiently did her homework, she also covered many other things and went on podcasts discussing various news waiting for this story to drop. Absolute baller.

I'd have been a giggling dipshit the entire time.
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.

I glanced down at the message.

“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.

So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Josh Barro started a podcast for centrists named Central Air, which is funny because central air is the technology which makes climate change comfortable for those who can afford it, while making climate change worse for everyone else.
October 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
When he does these interviews standing in this doorway, it always looks like they've stopped him on his way into the bathroom and he really needs to go take a giant diarrhea shit and is going to say anything to make them let him go.
Q: What do you have to say to farmers who feel that the deal is benefitting Argentina more than it is them?

TRUMP: Look, Argentina is fighting for its life, young lady. You don't know anything about it. You understand what that means? They are dying
October 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The existence of the leave-a-penny-take-a-penny thing indicates that people are fundamentally good.

The reason most people aren't running around stealing everything and murdering indiscriminately is because most of us simply don't want to. We could if we wanted to. There's nothing stopping us.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM