I've been trying to think of punny titles like "Retire Another Day" or "Dr. No More Bond Movies Please" but to be honest I think we are past the point of bond movie parody titles being good. It's definitely the zeitgeist and not my comedy skills.

dude relax they promised to hold a vote on putting the bricks back

please primary this coward.

ah a man of culture, I see.

what is your favorite giant robot fiction?

if they're within one foot they must hold hands with the guest.

If within six inches they must tilt their head slightly, purse their lips, close their eyes, and lean in, with butterflies in their stomach but an overall outward calm demeanor, quietly hopeful in the promise of a future with the guest

The solutions here are to apply for roles where deep technical skills aren't required and try to pick them up on the job, at training, at home, CTFs, etc.

Or be honest about your knowledge. I can teach you facts. I can't teach you honesty. 2/2

Film it at any gas station. You wouldn't even have to say anything. Just stand next to a pump and make a face into the camera.

Then show the clip of him saying you have to show ID to buy groceries. Same thing just look at the camera.

He's completely out of touch on top of everything else

also if you force people to pick a city instead of their timezone, you aren't nearly as clever as your momma said.

lol legit forgot you are an actual lawyer who lawyers for a living

They probably have to turn off the alarm. I bet it's loud.

Not my problem, I left.

It's a deeper issue than local jurisprudence; and you've highlighted it. I'm sure there's a field of study on how to properly interpret the language of laws I'm ignorant of.

Ex: it's easier to write "Y". So if a law says "if X then Y", X is important, so readers should know it is important too.

genuinely curious why there are now so many instances of laws written like "If X, the president can Y", where courts have decided they can't adjudicate X. If Congress meant pres could Y for any reason, they would just say so, right? Why give up that power to interpret laws?

is there a "we were right about generative AI the whole time and you should have listened" wallet card we can get to exempt us from Great Depression 2.0 or...?

lol fuck no.

I've already prebooked my spot at the gender reassignment communism mosque I'm so giddy

absolutely. The current dem leadership plans on riding the anti-trump wave back into leadership, declare victory, change nothing, and then be quickly voted out again.

Is that how any of this works?