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The key words MUST, MUST NOT, REQUIRED, SHALL, SHALL NOT, SHOULD, SHOULD NOT, RECOMMENDED, MAY, and OPTIONAL are to be interpreted as in RFC 2119
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had an absolute blast at tfcon.

Winner of 2025 TFCon Chicago:
Sam Makes Toys Nautica

@sam-makes-toys.bsky.social #tfcon

I'm out!
October 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Mastermind Creations IF-02 Stray - transformed without instructions. I think I got it! Love how the legs fold and stay in the correct orientation and how the shoulders fold out to create the whole hood #tfcon
October 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Tfcon haul part 3;

1st HC from IDW's 2nd continuity (for some reason $$$ online), Blokees sludge (want to trade?), MMC IF-02, beast wars vol 2 signed by @sidvenblu.com, and two TF:Animated comics by Keyan Carlile.

Chibi-style Nautica by Sam of Sam Makes Toys absolutely stole my heart.
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Tfcon haul part 2

Got Anne Bryant's signature on a G1 TV show music album, Bought A Kickstarter exclusive virgin TF#5 with Budianski's signature, and he signed my Transformers Universe #1. Got Ralph Macchio to sign my TF #1. Hot damn!
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
tfcon haul part 1

got a signature from @markerguru.bsky.social on his beautiful Spotlight Megatron cover, signature from @caseywcoller.bsky.social on the spectacular All Hail Megatron #1 Apocalypse Comics exclusive, a couple of Coller's sketchbooks. Milne was out of HMO, maybe next #tfcon :)
October 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
oh yeah NDAs, definitely NDAs will restore trust in your Nazi ass.
October 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Nextdoor, I go to you for vital local news such as "warning there's a black walking on my street", "Someone knocked on my door", or "A person on my street is wearing a hoodie with his hands in his pockets but I'm absolutely sure he's black."

I don't need you to email me 6 scams every morning.
October 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Its crazy that Batman had to custom-build parachutes for slowing the Batmobile down, but he just popped down to O'Reilly's for the Dorman OEM-replacement Nail Spreaders.
October 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
he's now allegedly in the Woodbury county jail
September 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Always a great day when I can visit the zoo to see such majestic creatures
September 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Meanwhile over on your timeline...

Cut the act. You delight in the idea of your political opponents getting shot.
September 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Yeah bud, perhaps this is why all the prior FBI directors didn't just post everything that came across their desk?
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Humans: Hey this text generating thing, I think...OMG it's alive! It must be thinking! There's no other explanation for how well it generates text just as if it's alive. It must therefore be alive! It thinks!

Also Humans: You ever notice how power outlets are always mad at you?
August 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
August 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
UPDATE:
August 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I bought a silly cat sling for my elderly cat who loves to be in my lap. She hates it.

But I did find a way to keep my mom's yappy dog from yapping during meetings.
August 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
(may we all be so lucky!)

I don't know where this fits into this back and forth, so I'll just post it at the end of your awesome story:
August 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Why?
July 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
omg #McDonalds has tiny Happy Meals and other fun stuff as the current Happy Meal toy.

#transformers
July 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
more figures need to come with furniture.

I had to print my own before those came out.
June 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It's weirder than that. Reading the EO referenced by this EO, Each carrier has to choose either the 90% or $150/item, and apply that to *all* packages, and they can change only once per month.
April 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Omg it's happening. It's happening! omg omg omg OMG

(img credit tfw2005)
February 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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