Best Jo (Sparkles)
@bestjo.bsky.social
they/them
Not to worry. I have a permit.
Not to worry. I have a permit.
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*Dirty Harry voice* I'm Dirty Harry and welcome to Jackass
January 6, 2026 at 7:02 AM
*Dirty Harry voice* I'm Dirty Harry and welcome to Jackass
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June 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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If everyone only gets to be a man in a narrow little way, it's no wonder so many cool thoughtful people would rather be women.
June 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If everyone only gets to be a man in a narrow little way, it's no wonder so many cool thoughtful people would rather be women.
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i only got my first job cos a post-it saying “DO NOT HIRE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE” fell off my app when the restaurant GM left to buy cocaine.
i got interviewed by another guy; started that night; when GM came back, he said, “wtf are you doing here‽”
in 2 years, he only ever called me “the faggot”🧵
i got interviewed by another guy; started that night; when GM came back, he said, “wtf are you doing here‽”
in 2 years, he only ever called me “the faggot”🧵
What's the worst experience with a job manager that you have ever had?
June 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i only got my first job cos a post-it saying “DO NOT HIRE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE” fell off my app when the restaurant GM left to buy cocaine.
i got interviewed by another guy; started that night; when GM came back, he said, “wtf are you doing here‽”
in 2 years, he only ever called me “the faggot”🧵
i got interviewed by another guy; started that night; when GM came back, he said, “wtf are you doing here‽”
in 2 years, he only ever called me “the faggot”🧵
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Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
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Someone posted on Twitter about how diabolical it is that white people with corporate jobs can get Juneteenth off, but Black service workers probably still have to work today.
Just...diabolical.
Just...diabolical.
June 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Someone posted on Twitter about how diabolical it is that white people with corporate jobs can get Juneteenth off, but Black service workers probably still have to work today.
Just...diabolical.
Just...diabolical.
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Philly showin' up today
June 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Philly showin' up today
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Chant has shifted to "Fuck Trump, go Birds"
June 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Chant has shifted to "Fuck Trump, go Birds"
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The police are now telling people in the area to call 911 and not answer the door if they see a cop by themselves.
June 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The police are now telling people in the area to call 911 and not answer the door if they see a cop by themselves.
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can’t wait til we find out it’s a real cop or some neo-nazi with a friend on the force who helped him acquire his costume
The assassin was impersonating a police officer and exchanged gunfire with the police and was able to escape. Officials say the assassin isn't a real police officer but their uniform and badge looked real and they had a look-alike police SUV with lights.
June 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
can’t wait til we find out it’s a real cop or some neo-nazi with a friend on the force who helped him acquire his costume
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i love when someone says “L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.+” out lout and you can somehow hear the periods. just say faggots this is taking forever
June 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i love when someone says “L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.+” out lout and you can somehow hear the periods. just say faggots this is taking forever
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Gachakon, a stationmaster fox, is the mascot for the Ohmi Railway in Shiga Prefecture.
June 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Gachakon, a stationmaster fox, is the mascot for the Ohmi Railway in Shiga Prefecture.
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Welp. Here we go.
ICE will be ramping up its activity in Philadelphia, Seattle, NYC, Chicago, and Northern Virginia.
Stay the fuck out of Philly!!
Stay the fuck out of Philly!!
June 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Welp. Here we go.
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ICE will be ramping up its activity in Philadelphia, Seattle, NYC, Chicago, and Northern Virginia.
Stay the fuck out of Philly!!
Stay the fuck out of Philly!!
June 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
ICE will be ramping up its activity in Philadelphia, Seattle, NYC, Chicago, and Northern Virginia.
Stay the fuck out of Philly!!
Stay the fuck out of Philly!!
Self care is playing Workers & Resourses in your bra and panties.
June 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Self care is playing Workers & Resourses in your bra and panties.
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June 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Taken by New York Daily News photographer Joseph Ambrosini, the only photo published of the first night of the Stonewall uprising shows a scuffle between the street youths and patrons of Stonewall Inn versus the raiding police officers. For me, it's sparked an enduring mystery.
November 24, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Taken by New York Daily News photographer Joseph Ambrosini, the only photo published of the first night of the Stonewall uprising shows a scuffle between the street youths and patrons of Stonewall Inn versus the raiding police officers. For me, it's sparked an enduring mystery.
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Tom Doerr and Marty Robinson during Gay Activists Alliance sit-in at Governor Rockefeller's office. Photo by Diana Davies. Photo found in Diana Davies Collection at NYPL.
June 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tom Doerr and Marty Robinson during Gay Activists Alliance sit-in at Governor Rockefeller's office. Photo by Diana Davies. Photo found in Diana Davies Collection at NYPL.
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June 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM