Best Jo (Sparkles)
@bestjo.bsky.social
they/them
Not to worry. I have a permit.
Not to worry. I have a permit.
Not the boutique slumlords!
February 7, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Not the boutique slumlords!
Not falling for it, nope.
January 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Not falling for it, nope.
Naked people are just silly looking. Sure, you can strike a sexy pose or dress it up a little, but the truth is revealed when a nude person has to walk barefoot over a cold tile floor.
January 6, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Naked people are just silly looking. Sure, you can strike a sexy pose or dress it up a little, but the truth is revealed when a nude person has to walk barefoot over a cold tile floor.
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*Dirty Harry voice* I'm Dirty Harry and welcome to Jackass
January 6, 2026 at 7:02 AM
*Dirty Harry voice* I'm Dirty Harry and welcome to Jackass
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There are a lot of crossover behaviors between autism and many goofy brain setups, though, and we still don't really understand a lot of them.
September 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
There are a lot of crossover behaviors between autism and many goofy brain setups, though, and we still don't really understand a lot of them.
What an amazing birthday present. Thank you for eating yourselves alive, conservatives.
September 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What an amazing birthday present. Thank you for eating yourselves alive, conservatives.
If you feed me, you can keep me. Get on my level, Parker.
August 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If you feed me, you can keep me. Get on my level, Parker.
Wow it's not like him to weasel his way out of financial commitments.
August 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Wow it's not like him to weasel his way out of financial commitments.
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June 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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I know this isn't groundbreaking commentary, but have you seen the sad assless state of the men.
June 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I know this isn't groundbreaking commentary, but have you seen the sad assless state of the men.
If everyone only gets to be a man in a narrow little way, it's no wonder so many cool thoughtful people would rather be women.
June 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If everyone only gets to be a man in a narrow little way, it's no wonder so many cool thoughtful people would rather be women.
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i only got my first job cos a post-it saying “DO NOT HIRE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE” fell off my app when the restaurant GM left to buy cocaine.
i got interviewed by another guy; started that night; when GM came back, he said, “wtf are you doing here‽”
in 2 years, he only ever called me “the faggot”🧵
i got interviewed by another guy; started that night; when GM came back, he said, “wtf are you doing here‽”
in 2 years, he only ever called me “the faggot”🧵
What's the worst experience with a job manager that you have ever had?
June 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i only got my first job cos a post-it saying “DO NOT HIRE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE” fell off my app when the restaurant GM left to buy cocaine.
i got interviewed by another guy; started that night; when GM came back, he said, “wtf are you doing here‽”
in 2 years, he only ever called me “the faggot”🧵
i got interviewed by another guy; started that night; when GM came back, he said, “wtf are you doing here‽”
in 2 years, he only ever called me “the faggot”🧵
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Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
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Someone posted on Twitter about how diabolical it is that white people with corporate jobs can get Juneteenth off, but Black service workers probably still have to work today.
Just...diabolical.
Just...diabolical.
June 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Someone posted on Twitter about how diabolical it is that white people with corporate jobs can get Juneteenth off, but Black service workers probably still have to work today.
Just...diabolical.
Just...diabolical.
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Philly showin' up today
June 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Philly showin' up today
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Chant has shifted to "Fuck Trump, go Birds"
June 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Chant has shifted to "Fuck Trump, go Birds"
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The police are now telling people in the area to call 911 and not answer the door if they see a cop by themselves.
June 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The police are now telling people in the area to call 911 and not answer the door if they see a cop by themselves.
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can’t wait til we find out it’s a real cop or some neo-nazi with a friend on the force who helped him acquire his costume
The assassin was impersonating a police officer and exchanged gunfire with the police and was able to escape. Officials say the assassin isn't a real police officer but their uniform and badge looked real and they had a look-alike police SUV with lights.
June 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
can’t wait til we find out it’s a real cop or some neo-nazi with a friend on the force who helped him acquire his costume
Jesus Christ what is happening
June 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Jesus Christ what is happening
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i love when someone says “L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.+” out lout and you can somehow hear the periods. just say faggots this is taking forever
June 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i love when someone says “L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.+” out lout and you can somehow hear the periods. just say faggots this is taking forever
