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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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“But no one’s a bigger romantic than a neurotic grouch; no one loves bigger or harder.”
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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gender in video games is very stupid stupid every game should just be about a ball and two paddles trying to make sense of the grief they feel living in a world that no longer wants them and a society that couldn't care they exist and there is jazz music or some stupid shit it should cost $200
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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wow you mean i could have an eternity of having my manners clothes and weight criticized?! where do i sign
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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We told you AI was a tool of fascism.
“School officials have created a Microsoft Copilot prompt to review course descriptions with an eye toward avoiding ‘advocacy-oriented or prescriptive terms.’”

Terms: “dismantling, decolonizing, interrogating, challenging, centering, combating, liberation, resistance, activism, justice oriented”
To Root Out Wokeness in the Course Catalog, This Texas University Is Turning to AI
“The AI was upset with my use of the phrase ‘women's rights movement.’”
www.texasmonthly.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Joint Statement of the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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the exonerative voice takes an unexpected turn
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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People who are scared of big cities have it backward. The closer you are to your neighbors the better you are at seeing them as human. The people who are scared of “random shootings” in the cities are also sniping lost teens in their driveways in the exurbs.
Still thinking about this story. Imagine how cooked your brain has to be on Fox News -- how terrified you have to be, every day in your isolated suburban castle -- to start *shooting* when you see brown people at your door, before the door is even open. We're such a nation of terrified cowards.
Cleaning worker who mistakenly went to wrong home fatally shot: Police
The shooting victim died from a gunshot wound to the head, the coroner's office said.
abcnews.go.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim
"at the transgender coffee shop"
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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“Speak English!” the men who can’t read English scream
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Putting the PIG into Porky Piggin'
A Detroit police officer appeared in court virtually wearing his uniform top with no pants on

Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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lol this cop pissed himself
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Hey if you're hyped up on the idea of Gavin Newsom running for president in 2028 you're a fucking idiot
"When you talk to a guy like Steve Bannon, he talks about working folks, and he talks about about how we hollowed out the industrial core of this country,” Newsom said of Bannon, a past guest on his podcast.

“But he denies the election!” Walz said.
www.mediaite.com/media/podcas...
Gavin Newsom Shocks Tim Walz With Steve Bannon Praise: ‘Reminds Me a Lot of What Democrats Were Saying 20, 30 Years Ago’
Gavin Newsom shocked Tim Walz by offering some positive words about Steve Bannon during a discussion the state of the Democratic Party.
www.mediaite.com
October 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM