Bernoullian Bee
@bernoullianbee.bsky.social
Actuary. Atlanta Public Schools Mom. Booklover. 🍑🗳️🤓🐝🦅
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
The conservative dream is coming true. All of America is to be run by businessmen. Regulations are gone. Corruption laws are no longer enforced. Even the military will be run for profit. “The business of America is business.” Absurd indeed.
June 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The conservative dream is coming true. All of America is to be run by businessmen. Regulations are gone. Corruption laws are no longer enforced. Even the military will be run for profit. “The business of America is business.” Absurd indeed.
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
Me: The whole week is in front of me, I can accomplish so much.
Also me: oh no I agreed to go to that thing on Thursday, the week is shot.
Also me: oh no I agreed to go to that thing on Thursday, the week is shot.
June 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Me: The whole week is in front of me, I can accomplish so much.
Also me: oh no I agreed to go to that thing on Thursday, the week is shot.
Also me: oh no I agreed to go to that thing on Thursday, the week is shot.
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
A senator celebrating the murder of political opponents should be expelled. Not debated. Not excused. Expelled.
June 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A senator celebrating the murder of political opponents should be expelled. Not debated. Not excused. Expelled.
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
The President of the United States is advocating for arresting the duly-elected Governor of California for his SPEECH
He thereafter admitted that the Governor of California had committed NO CRIME—but he still wants him arrested
Spend as much time as you need processing what that means for America
He thereafter admitted that the Governor of California had committed NO CRIME—but he still wants him arrested
Spend as much time as you need processing what that means for America
June 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The President of the United States is advocating for arresting the duly-elected Governor of California for his SPEECH
He thereafter admitted that the Governor of California had committed NO CRIME—but he still wants him arrested
Spend as much time as you need processing what that means for America
He thereafter admitted that the Governor of California had committed NO CRIME—but he still wants him arrested
Spend as much time as you need processing what that means for America
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
I thought MTG was grandstanding mightily when she tried to visit the J6 defendants in jail. But I would never, in a million years, have suggested she be arrested and imprisoned for doing so, or for advocating in their defense.
May 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I thought MTG was grandstanding mightily when she tried to visit the J6 defendants in jail. But I would never, in a million years, have suggested she be arrested and imprisoned for doing so, or for advocating in their defense.
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
Friday night Tequila tweet: She was in this country LEGALLY. She wrote an op-ed. And bcuz she wrote an op-ed, our government disappeared her, detained her for 6wks, & tried to deport her.
Fuck that. That’s not America.
Today she was freed. And free speech held. THAT’S America.
Fuck that. That’s not America.
Today she was freed. And free speech held. THAT’S America.
May 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Friday night Tequila tweet: She was in this country LEGALLY. She wrote an op-ed. And bcuz she wrote an op-ed, our government disappeared her, detained her for 6wks, & tried to deport her.
Fuck that. That’s not America.
Today she was freed. And free speech held. THAT’S America.
Fuck that. That’s not America.
Today she was freed. And free speech held. THAT’S America.
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
When a politician claims that God is on their side, they are just using God to try to get you on their side.
It is simply taking God's name in vain for the sake of their own pursuit of power.
Turning any politician into some messiah like figure for Christianity is blasphemous.
It is simply taking God's name in vain for the sake of their own pursuit of power.
Turning any politician into some messiah like figure for Christianity is blasphemous.
May 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
When a politician claims that God is on their side, they are just using God to try to get you on their side.
It is simply taking God's name in vain for the sake of their own pursuit of power.
Turning any politician into some messiah like figure for Christianity is blasphemous.
It is simply taking God's name in vain for the sake of their own pursuit of power.
Turning any politician into some messiah like figure for Christianity is blasphemous.
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
Today the administration cut the funding for the Women's Health Initiative, the longest running study on women's health we've undertaken. Now the data won't be collected and a great deal of investment just evaporated.
But so efficient, and oh, have more kids!
But so efficient, and oh, have more kids!
April 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Today the administration cut the funding for the Women's Health Initiative, the longest running study on women's health we've undertaken. Now the data won't be collected and a great deal of investment just evaporated.
But so efficient, and oh, have more kids!
But so efficient, and oh, have more kids!
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
Hobbled or destroyed university and government research for a generation.
Purged government datasets.
Fired dedicated public servants.
Let diseases, communicable and foodborne, run rampant and unreported.
Flushed safety standards down the toilet.
But hey, at least WE DIDN'T SAVE ANY MONEY
Purged government datasets.
Fired dedicated public servants.
Let diseases, communicable and foodborne, run rampant and unreported.
Flushed safety standards down the toilet.
But hey, at least WE DIDN'T SAVE ANY MONEY
April 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hobbled or destroyed university and government research for a generation.
Purged government datasets.
Fired dedicated public servants.
Let diseases, communicable and foodborne, run rampant and unreported.
Flushed safety standards down the toilet.
But hey, at least WE DIDN'T SAVE ANY MONEY
Purged government datasets.
Fired dedicated public servants.
Let diseases, communicable and foodborne, run rampant and unreported.
Flushed safety standards down the toilet.
But hey, at least WE DIDN'T SAVE ANY MONEY
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
I’m running to be the next Governor of Georgia.
As a former teacher, small business owner, dad, and state senator, I’ve seen Georgia’s potential because I’ve lived it. Georgia families are just looking for a fair shot.
I’m Jason Esteves, and I know that together we can build a better Georgia.
As a former teacher, small business owner, dad, and state senator, I’ve seen Georgia’s potential because I’ve lived it. Georgia families are just looking for a fair shot.
I’m Jason Esteves, and I know that together we can build a better Georgia.
April 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I’m running to be the next Governor of Georgia.
As a former teacher, small business owner, dad, and state senator, I’ve seen Georgia’s potential because I’ve lived it. Georgia families are just looking for a fair shot.
I’m Jason Esteves, and I know that together we can build a better Georgia.
As a former teacher, small business owner, dad, and state senator, I’ve seen Georgia’s potential because I’ve lived it. Georgia families are just looking for a fair shot.
I’m Jason Esteves, and I know that together we can build a better Georgia.
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
DO NOT ALLOW your country to do anything you wouldn't want your children to read about in their history textbook.
April 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
DO NOT ALLOW your country to do anything you wouldn't want your children to read about in their history textbook.
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
A Chicago Bulls hoodie
makes Kilmar Garcia a gang member
the same way a shiny gold cross
makes Karoline Leavitt a Christian.
makes Kilmar Garcia a gang member
the same way a shiny gold cross
makes Karoline Leavitt a Christian.
April 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
A Chicago Bulls hoodie
makes Kilmar Garcia a gang member
the same way a shiny gold cross
makes Karoline Leavitt a Christian.
makes Kilmar Garcia a gang member
the same way a shiny gold cross
makes Karoline Leavitt a Christian.
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
I want my government to be boring and competent enough so that I don’t have to think about it every goddamn minute.
April 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
We don’t want foreigners to cause a ruckus now excuse me I have to go help the President give a medal to Andrew Tate
Marco Rubio on Rumeysa Ozturk: "We revoked her visa ... once you've lost your visa, you're no longer legally in the United States ... if you come into the US as a visitor and create a ruckus for us, we don't want it. We don't want it in our country. Go back and do it in your country."
March 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
We don’t want foreigners to cause a ruckus now excuse me I have to go help the President give a medal to Andrew Tate
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
Watching the president brag about closing the DOE convinced me that school boards are now more important than ever. So I’m running to join ours here in Atlanta. Learn more at www.OwensForAPS.com
March 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Watching the president brag about closing the DOE convinced me that school boards are now more important than ever. So I’m running to join ours here in Atlanta. Learn more at www.OwensForAPS.com
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
You don’t have to sympathize with a person to believe they’re entitled to due process.
March 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You don’t have to sympathize with a person to believe they’re entitled to due process.
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
📌He's now crashed the economy, wrecked the government, and surrendered to Putin in seven short weeks.
WE TOLD YOU.
WE TOLD YOU.
March 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
📌He's now crashed the economy, wrecked the government, and surrendered to Putin in seven short weeks.
WE TOLD YOU.
WE TOLD YOU.
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
Tariffs tomorrow and tariffs yesterday, but never tariffs today.
March 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Tariffs tomorrow and tariffs yesterday, but never tariffs today.
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
Reposted by Bernoullian Bee
Having served as a Moscow correspondent in the early days of Putin's reign, this reminds me of how the Kremlin took over its own press pool and made sure that only compliant journalists were given access.
February 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Having served as a Moscow correspondent in the early days of Putin's reign, this reminds me of how the Kremlin took over its own press pool and made sure that only compliant journalists were given access.