Berkshire Saint
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
April 27, 2023 at 7:19 PM
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
October 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
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League 1 Minus 10. Derby 1 Southampton 1. RPs appreciated.
#saintsfc in average result, average performance. Featuring Return to Crock Ness, arguing versus stopping the cross, defensive abdication and using subs to correct your errors.
#saintsfc in average result, average performance. Featuring Return to Crock Ness, arguing versus stopping the cross, defensive abdication and using subs to correct your errors.
Championship Match 9 – Derby County 1 Southampton 1
When I looked at the two games we had coming up this week, away trips to Sheffield United and Derby, I set a target four points and was of course expecting the Sheffield United game to be the more difficult one, despite The Blades being lower in the League table. The target has been revised though because having won at Bramall Lane, we don’t want to waste that by dropping points today.
league1minus10.co.uk
October 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
League 1 Minus 10. Derby 1 Southampton 1. RPs appreciated.
#saintsfc in average result, average performance. Featuring Return to Crock Ness, arguing versus stopping the cross, defensive abdication and using subs to correct your errors.
#saintsfc in average result, average performance. Featuring Return to Crock Ness, arguing versus stopping the cross, defensive abdication and using subs to correct your errors.
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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Happy Monday!
little league ump getting drilled in the nuts 3 times in 1 game
September 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Happy Monday!
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At the risk of sounding like a government spokesperson, I wonder if we're too gloomy. NHS waiting times are falling, as are net migration numbers. Growth hasn't been fast, but it's improved. Real wages are growing. Inflation is a bit sticky, but much reduced.
September 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
At the risk of sounding like a government spokesperson, I wonder if we're too gloomy. NHS waiting times are falling, as are net migration numbers. Growth hasn't been fast, but it's improved. Real wages are growing. Inflation is a bit sticky, but much reduced.
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If Farage wins the next election, it will be down to one person. His name is Keir Starmer.
This thread explains why.
1. Destroying faith in democracy. The UK decisively voted out the Tories, only for Starmer to give us a Continuity Tory government, shamefully beholden to economic power.
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This thread explains why.
1. Destroying faith in democracy. The UK decisively voted out the Tories, only for Starmer to give us a Continuity Tory government, shamefully beholden to economic power.
🧵
September 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If Farage wins the next election, it will be down to one person. His name is Keir Starmer.
This thread explains why.
1. Destroying faith in democracy. The UK decisively voted out the Tories, only for Starmer to give us a Continuity Tory government, shamefully beholden to economic power.
🧵
This thread explains why.
1. Destroying faith in democracy. The UK decisively voted out the Tories, only for Starmer to give us a Continuity Tory government, shamefully beholden to economic power.
🧵
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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Skegness, one of your absolute finest people right here. Buy her a drink whenever you see her.
July 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Skegness, one of your absolute finest people right here. Buy her a drink whenever you see her.
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getting in a fistfight because me and the boys can't decide if "making your robot talk like Hitler" is a Simpsons Homer & Mr Burns B-plot episode, a Community Pierce & Abed A-plot episode, a 30 Rock Jack & Pete C-plot episode, or a Data & Geordi 2-part cliffhanger TNG episode
July 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
getting in a fistfight because me and the boys can't decide if "making your robot talk like Hitler" is a Simpsons Homer & Mr Burns B-plot episode, a Community Pierce & Abed A-plot episode, a 30 Rock Jack & Pete C-plot episode, or a Data & Geordi 2-part cliffhanger TNG episode
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What is the charge? Walking a path? A succulent salt path?
July 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What is the charge? Walking a path? A succulent salt path?
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2022/23: We ended City’s quadruple dreams
2024/25: City somehow collapsed after the two times they faced us
Sorry Pep, we are going down now 😅
#Saintsfc
2024/25: City somehow collapsed after the two times they faced us
Sorry Pep, we are going down now 😅
#Saintsfc
May 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
2022/23: We ended City’s quadruple dreams
2024/25: City somehow collapsed after the two times they faced us
Sorry Pep, we are going down now 😅
#Saintsfc
2024/25: City somehow collapsed after the two times they faced us
Sorry Pep, we are going down now 😅
#Saintsfc
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pep guardiola telling the manchester city board what he needs in january:
November 23, 2024 at 7:54 PM
pep guardiola telling the manchester city board what he needs in january:
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This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit
May 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit
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Well that was unexpected! A point against the slightly annoyed reigning champions and we are officially NOT the worst team in history. Join us LIVE as we go through all the talking points from yesterday's day in the sunshine at St Mary's
#SaintsFC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu0P...
#SaintsFC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu0P...
Total Saints Podcast - Episode 321 #SaintsFC #SouthamptonFC
YouTube video by Total Saints Podcast
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May 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Well that was unexpected! A point against the slightly annoyed reigning champions and we are officially NOT the worst team in history. Join us LIVE as we go through all the talking points from yesterday's day in the sunshine at St Mary's
#SaintsFC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu0P...
#SaintsFC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu0P...
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THE BAR WAS IN THE BASEMENT BUT WE CLEARED IT, BOYS!
Southampton have done it! They are OFFICIALLY not the worst team in Premier League history!
26 shots for Man City and only 0.11 xG for Saints, but the point is all that matters!
26 shots for Man City and only 0.11 xG for Saints, but the point is all that matters!
May 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
THE BAR WAS IN THE BASEMENT BUT WE CLEARED IT, BOYS!
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It’s almost as if, and stop me if this seems a bit too nuanced, repeatedly doing things that anger progressive voters while loudly proclaiming they don’t matter encourages such voters to look elsewhere
May 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
It’s almost as if, and stop me if this seems a bit too nuanced, repeatedly doing things that anger progressive voters while loudly proclaiming they don’t matter encourages such voters to look elsewhere
Doesn't matter how shit we are, I still celebrated that hell out of that goal. One more point to scape the lowest of low bars 😂 #saintsfc
April 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Doesn't matter how shit we are, I still celebrated that hell out of that goal. One more point to scape the lowest of low bars 😂 #saintsfc
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“He’s 28 until he becomes 29. That’s how it works.”
February 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
“He’s 28 until he becomes 29. That’s how it works.”
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Ramsdale
KWP THB Bednarek Wellington
Ugochukwu Aribo
Fernandes
Dibling Sulemana
Tall Paul
Even if we lose every game, a normal team doing normal things please 🙏
#saintsfc
KWP THB Bednarek Wellington
Ugochukwu Aribo
Fernandes
Dibling Sulemana
Tall Paul
Even if we lose every game, a normal team doing normal things please 🙏
#saintsfc
February 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ramsdale
KWP THB Bednarek Wellington
Ugochukwu Aribo
Fernandes
Dibling Sulemana
Tall Paul
Even if we lose every game, a normal team doing normal things please 🙏
#saintsfc
KWP THB Bednarek Wellington
Ugochukwu Aribo
Fernandes
Dibling Sulemana
Tall Paul
Even if we lose every game, a normal team doing normal things please 🙏
#saintsfc
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Happy Valentine's Day, America.
February 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, America.
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League 1 Minus 10: Premier League Match 24 - Ipswich 1 Southampton 2. RPs appreciated.
#saintsfc finally have a good day. Featuring Ivan not getting beat, More Tall Paul Redemption, Air Aribo, Giving it Some Wely and Tumbleweeds on Deadline Day.
leagueoneminus10.blogspot.com/2025/02/prem...
#saintsfc finally have a good day. Featuring Ivan not getting beat, More Tall Paul Redemption, Air Aribo, Giving it Some Wely and Tumbleweeds on Deadline Day.
leagueoneminus10.blogspot.com/2025/02/prem...
Premier League Match 24 - Ipswich 1 Southampton 2
Ivan's Seldom Seen Victory Celebration A trip to Portman Road to play Ipswich Town in a game that should be vital for both teams chances o...
leagueoneminus10.blogspot.com
February 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
League 1 Minus 10: Premier League Match 24 - Ipswich 1 Southampton 2. RPs appreciated.
#saintsfc finally have a good day. Featuring Ivan not getting beat, More Tall Paul Redemption, Air Aribo, Giving it Some Wely and Tumbleweeds on Deadline Day.
leagueoneminus10.blogspot.com/2025/02/prem...
#saintsfc finally have a good day. Featuring Ivan not getting beat, More Tall Paul Redemption, Air Aribo, Giving it Some Wely and Tumbleweeds on Deadline Day.
leagueoneminus10.blogspot.com/2025/02/prem...