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Look at the bears in the banner. They are cute and in a tree.
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"No," I said. "I was your defense attorney, remember? [Name] was the prosecutor."

"That's impossible," said Client. "You told me the truth the whole time. [Name] lied on my name nonstop. Only defense attorneys do that. I've watched Law and Order.
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Late stage capitalism involves the populous devolving into insanity as the capital class realizes the easiest way to get people to spend money is to make them lose their mind and/or develop a severe gambling addiction.
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Away Clinton apologist! Away! You will not taint this movement with your filth any longer! Slither back into the darkness and wither in its cold embrace! Away, I say!
Remember when a president was impeached for lying about an affair between two consenting adults? Then what the hell are we doing right now with a guy accused of being a pedophile and lying about it?
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.

Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that

Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Everyone disagreeing ignored at least 3 points made in the original post

> in socialism
> as an institution
> there should be no benefits over other relationships and living styles for monogamous couples over everyone else
I want to ban marriage as an institution. Ceremonies should be allowed but there should be no benefits over other relationships and living styles for monogamous couples over everyone else

Ideally this would happen in socialism where private property isn’t a thing so that doesn’t matter either
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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When the US liberated Nazi concentration camps, many queer people stayed in prison because they were seen as having broken the law. Indeed, Paragraph 175, which criminalized gay intercourse in Weimar Germany & had been expanded to include intent by the Nazis, was not abolished by the US after WWII.
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Bill Clinton was the most powerful man in the world, and Monica Lewinsky was an intern and his subordinate, and in any other workplace that would be called sexual harassment, and if you don't take power dynamics into account when you talk about things like this, you don't actually understand consent
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Naruto is kind of accidentally hilarious cause the entire cast being gay is plausible given the creator is so misogynistic he is just incapable of building actually intimate romantic tension between characters of the opposite sex so most emotional intimacy is same sex accidentally.
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Yes, Trump is evil. But he's not uniquely so. He's not unprecedented. And we shouldn't pretend otherwise.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Andrew Jackson made reins out of human skin and committed genocide. Thomas Jefferson was also a child rapist. Jefferson, Washington, Madison, Monroe, and Jackson (among others) thought owning humans was cool. Richard Nixon and George W. Bush both have seven figures worth of deaths on their heads.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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what was his crime? being right? having a succulent correct take?!
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
No one told me Babylon 5 has a doomed yuri subplot! Peak!

@queenrayna1337.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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This story by @davidfolkenflik.bsky.social about Landon Thomas, former NYT reporter now appearing in the latest email tranche, soliciting a $30k contribution from Jeffrey Epstein?

Yes, you can read it here

www.npr.org/2019/08/22/7...
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Mr “we got to ally with the neocons” trying to pretend he’s class conscious is really funny.
If only our society took major crimes by rich people as seriously as minor crimes by poor people. Ideally more seriously. But as seriously would be a big improvement.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I love this character.
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I ran a controlled study wherein I disagreed and debated with goldfish who refused to breath on land.

And I did it because that’s how science works.
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Pencil 🤝 Trump
“Poverty is not real”
INGRAHAM: Is affordability a voter perception issue of the economy, or is there more that needs to be done by Republicans?

TRUMP: More than anything else, it's a con job by the Democrats. Are you ready? Costs are way down.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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“individual employees asked to change behavior in response to catastrophic mistakes made by their high-level leadership over the past 3-7 years” really feels like the overarching story of the current times
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Talked at length with Beshara Doumani about how olive harvest season has turned from a celebratory time to a time of strife and bloodshed because the attacks by settlers in the West Bank.

As he put it, they want to create “a million little Gazas.”

www.merip.org/2025/11/the-...
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I nor any other morally sane person has any interest in “reforming” ICE or the border patrol. They are intrinsically evil organizations that must be abolished and its members imprisoned for crimes against humanity.
I understand this argument but I disagree: being precise about who is doing this stuff matters, especially since we will eventually have to determine what to do in the future if reform becomes possible.

I somewhat agree with you about political messaging, but that’s not what I’m trying to do.
It's fine and good to note that CBP is extra bad, but from a political messaging point of view, ICE is the way people identify the larger group and being Technically Correct is often just bad political messaging. It's ICE to the public. They're all on the same Gestapo mission.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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"For procedural reasons Justice Jackson had to issue the stay, I'm sure her legal reasoning was sound...."

PEOPLE. ARE. STARVING. Can they eat the rules of procedure? No? THEN FEED THEM.

The purpose of a system is what it does. And if the rules of procedure allow people to starve, they're wrong.
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM