Kelly
@bentsage.bsky.social
born 1988, she/they, aspiring writer, skeleton enthusiast
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
i want pats on the head for waiting to watch the fallout s2 premiere until tomorrow when my friends are over
December 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i want pats on the head for waiting to watch the fallout s2 premiere until tomorrow when my friends are over
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We’re all being punished because a bunch of unattractive billionaires are mad they can only buy the faux respect of sycophants, and not real cultural influence.
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
We’re all being punished because a bunch of unattractive billionaires are mad they can only buy the faux respect of sycophants, and not real cultural influence.
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
shumer didn't answer as usual, tim kaine "doesnt have a statement on transgender issues" so his staff can just blow everyone off. thank you to @padilla.senate.gov for voting against this
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
shumer didn't answer as usual, tim kaine "doesnt have a statement on transgender issues" so his staff can just blow everyone off. thank you to @padilla.senate.gov for voting against this
formula is 40 dollars for 12.5 ounces but sure
The Washington Post, everyone
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
formula is 40 dollars for 12.5 ounces but sure
scrolled too far before reading the headline and absolutely assumed it was real for. 5 seconds
December 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
scrolled too far before reading the headline and absolutely assumed it was real for. 5 seconds
every time i think that it's hopeless work calling representatives or visibly and vocally loathing out and proud fascists, all i have to do is remember the delighted cackles from my friends whenever i tell them about my goings on. its not much but at least i know its funny
December 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
every time i think that it's hopeless work calling representatives or visibly and vocally loathing out and proud fascists, all i have to do is remember the delighted cackles from my friends whenever i tell them about my goings on. its not much but at least i know its funny
was asked by a maga boomer why "you all" are so angry after i told him he was a nazi. im angry because there are nazis who walk around openly rooting for fascism! i know your mental acuity has been ravaged by lead poisoning but surely you can see the connections there?!?!?
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
was asked by a maga boomer why "you all" are so angry after i told him he was a nazi. im angry because there are nazis who walk around openly rooting for fascism! i know your mental acuity has been ravaged by lead poisoning but surely you can see the connections there?!?!?
doubling down on paul dano hate while on a press tour for your new collab with fortnite is definitely a move
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
doubling down on paul dano hate while on a press tour for your new collab with fortnite is definitely a move
i just want my monsterfucker oc to meet the sexy mutant in burning springs, pleeeeease let me in
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i just want my monsterfucker oc to meet the sexy mutant in burning springs, pleeeeease let me in
yeah democrats are the ones who made up fair wages and high standards of living, and theres nothing more unamerican than a democrat, ergo affordability is unamerican. real patriots don't complain when they can't pay rent, they instead ask for the price to be raised!
Q: You talk about affordability. Are the American people getting impatient with the reforms you're making?
TRUMP: I think they're getting fake news from guys like you. Look, affordability is a hoax that was started by Democrats.
TRUMP: I think they're getting fake news from guys like you. Look, affordability is a hoax that was started by Democrats.
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
yeah democrats are the ones who made up fair wages and high standards of living, and theres nothing more unamerican than a democrat, ergo affordability is unamerican. real patriots don't complain when they can't pay rent, they instead ask for the price to be raised!
what's funny to me about this is that it proves democratic leadership is completely bereft of imagination. he didn't even make it up, he stole it from someone else!!
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
what's funny to me about this is that it proves democratic leadership is completely bereft of imagination. he didn't even make it up, he stole it from someone else!!
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
playing fo76 for the first time since july and it really is like slipping on a comfortable pair of sweats
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
playing fo76 for the first time since july and it really is like slipping on a comfortable pair of sweats
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Spoke to a number of devs about how, in the face of CEOs claiming gen-AI is the future, their declaration of being genAI free is making waves.
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
“We can produce results that meet our quality standards without its assistance.”
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Spoke to a number of devs about how, in the face of CEOs claiming gen-AI is the future, their declaration of being genAI free is making waves.
nothing is more life affirming than having 2 breakfast spots that treat me like one of their own
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
nothing is more life affirming than having 2 breakfast spots that treat me like one of their own
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The owner of this business is a old, wonderful friend & a former employer of mine, so please, I need all of my Pacific Northwest followers keeping an eye out for this stuff, especially if you run in nerd circles, so that his dream business, built via decades of grinding, can keep running.
KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The owner of this business is a old, wonderful friend & a former employer of mine, so please, I need all of my Pacific Northwest followers keeping an eye out for this stuff, especially if you run in nerd circles, so that his dream business, built via decades of grinding, can keep running.
i have no clue who this bsky dumbass of the day is but this interaction literally made my jaw drop. what a wild way to respond to a good faith question
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i have no clue who this bsky dumbass of the day is but this interaction literally made my jaw drop. what a wild way to respond to a good faith question
reading reddit posts about women being unsure if another woman is into her and i just gotta ask: are other token straight girlfriends not out there reality checking their sapphic friends???
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
reading reddit posts about women being unsure if another woman is into her and i just gotta ask: are other token straight girlfriends not out there reality checking their sapphic friends???
can i also bribe the president???? or is this just like for famous people. do I need a twitter checkmark first??? would love to know
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
can i also bribe the president???? or is this just like for famous people. do I need a twitter checkmark first??? would love to know
i cannot stop thinking about that ai dead relative startup without thinking of the army of ghosts episode of dr who. they're robots lying about being dead people so they can take over humanity either way you slice it!!
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i cannot stop thinking about that ai dead relative startup without thinking of the army of ghosts episode of dr who. they're robots lying about being dead people so they can take over humanity either way you slice it!!
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honestly nothing but love to nik aka judyhoppslover for taking a joke and riding it all the way to the penthouse (aka the zootopia 2 premiere)
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
honestly nothing but love to nik aka judyhoppslover for taking a joke and riding it all the way to the penthouse (aka the zootopia 2 premiere)