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Waiter: chos?
Me: na chos
Waiter: ya
Me: na
Waiter: na chos?
Me: ya
Waiter: ? ya or na chos?
Me: are your yachos good?
Waiter: what’s a yacho?
Me: you just asked if I wanted nachos or yachos?
Waiter: na I asked ya or na to the chos?
Me: (walks out)
Me: na chos
Waiter: ya
Me: na
Waiter: na chos?
Me: ya
Waiter: ? ya or na chos?
Me: are your yachos good?
Waiter: what’s a yacho?
Me: you just asked if I wanted nachos or yachos?
Waiter: na I asked ya or na to the chos?
Me: (walks out)
A few days ago our waiter referred to nachos as "chos" and I'm still thinking about it
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Waiter: chos?
Me: na chos
Waiter: ya
Me: na
Waiter: na chos?
Me: ya
Waiter: ? ya or na chos?
Me: are your yachos good?
Waiter: what’s a yacho?
Me: you just asked if I wanted nachos or yachos?
Waiter: na I asked ya or na to the chos?
Me: (walks out)
Me: na chos
Waiter: ya
Me: na
Waiter: na chos?
Me: ya
Waiter: ? ya or na chos?
Me: are your yachos good?
Waiter: what’s a yacho?
Me: you just asked if I wanted nachos or yachos?
Waiter: na I asked ya or na to the chos?
Me: (walks out)
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there’s a thing here about for the last decade or so, online people have been very negative about small talk - the weather, or local news, or whatever - and small talk is the grease that keeps physical interactions going, and i am tired of ceding that to shut-ins
i say thank you to the bus driver when i get on and yell thank you when i get off every day i ride the bus, and i take two buses to and from work, being nice and friendly costs you nothing and should be your default expectation for yourself because it improves your day and everyone else’s day
Being nice to people is just fun. Asked young server at taco place how her day was going (fine but tired) and she asked me back. I said I managed to finish my to-do list and she unexpectedly gave me a high five! Treating people like people is always rewarding.
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
there’s a thing here about for the last decade or so, online people have been very negative about small talk - the weather, or local news, or whatever - and small talk is the grease that keeps physical interactions going, and i am tired of ceding that to shut-ins
White meat, ham, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, pecan pie.
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
White meat, ham, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, pecan pie.
No Kings Evanston Illinois.
October 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
No Kings Evanston Illinois.
Democrats need to quit trying to find the perfect issue to focus on and just throw sh*t at the wall and see what sticks.
I am not an expert partisan communicator or anything but for months, it was weird to me how so many Dem leaders and key figures just didn’t tack on things like “… while using armed troops to invade american cities, and using your tax dollars to fund a secret police terrorizing your town” even as…
October 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Democrats need to quit trying to find the perfect issue to focus on and just throw sh*t at the wall and see what sticks.
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It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking
October 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking
We so corny.
October 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
We so corny.
N: Fairbanks AK
W: North Shore Oahu
S: Antigua
E: Rome
W: North Shore Oahu
S: Antigua
E: Rome
Furthest I’ve been
N: Geiranger, Norway
E: Auckland
S: Cape Town
W: Honolulu
(This kind of depends how you measure things. The furthest I’ve gone in an eastern direction of travel is Vienna, and the furthest I’ve traveled west is Singapore.)
N: Geiranger, Norway
E: Auckland
S: Cape Town
W: Honolulu
(This kind of depends how you measure things. The furthest I’ve gone in an eastern direction of travel is Vienna, and the furthest I’ve traveled west is Singapore.)
Furthest I've been:
N: Stockholm, Sweden
E: Stockholm
S: Miami, FL
W: Eureka, CA
N: Stockholm, Sweden
E: Stockholm
S: Miami, FL
W: Eureka, CA
August 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
N: Fairbanks AK
W: North Shore Oahu
S: Antigua
E: Rome
W: North Shore Oahu
S: Antigua
E: Rome
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"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"Bluesky is dying"
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Mess with the bull and you get the horn.
Millionaire American trophy hunter Asher Watkins, 52, was gored to death on the horns of a buffalo he tried to kill on a trip to South Africa.
Millionaire trophy hunter gored to death by 1.3 tonne bull on African safari
Asher Watkins, 52, was tracking a 1.3 tonne Cape Buffalo bull, known as the Black Death, on Sunday when it suddenly charged at him at 35mph.
metro.co.uk
August 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Mess with the bull and you get the horn.
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Boss. There are employees who are sleeping during working hours.
August 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Boss. There are employees who are sleeping during working hours.
Visited 30 and driven through or been in the suburbs of 10 more.
July 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Visited 30 and driven through or been in the suburbs of 10 more.
Democrats really need to quit worrying about who the 2028 nominee will be. It’s 3 years away! Almost nothing that happens in 2025 will matter then.
July 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Democrats really need to quit worrying about who the 2028 nominee will be. It’s 3 years away! Almost nothing that happens in 2025 will matter then.
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no one talks about how hard it is to go from this type of sky to this:
July 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
no one talks about how hard it is to go from this type of sky to this:
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Remember: birdwatching goes both ways
Photos of a tufted titmouse looking into someone's camera lense.
#birds #memes #humor #birdMeme ##TuftedTitmouse #funny #BirdWatching
Remember: birdwatching goes both ways
Photos of a tufted titmouse looking into someone's camera lense.
#birds #memes #humor #birdMeme ##TuftedTitmouse #funny #BirdWatching
July 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
🤣🤣🤣
Remember: birdwatching goes both ways
Photos of a tufted titmouse looking into someone's camera lense.
#birds #memes #humor #birdMeme ##TuftedTitmouse #funny #BirdWatching
Remember: birdwatching goes both ways
Photos of a tufted titmouse looking into someone's camera lense.
#birds #memes #humor #birdMeme ##TuftedTitmouse #funny #BirdWatching
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Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.
June 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.
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Storm clouds over Evanston and Lake Michigan.
May 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Storm clouds over Evanston and Lake Michigan.