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“My ‘I am not a wife beater’ shirt seems to provoke more questions than it answers”
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“My ‘I am not a wife beater’ shirt seems to provoke more questions than it answers”
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Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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Perpetual grifter and conman George Santos is taking this well.
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Perpetual grifter and conman George Santos is taking this well.
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Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s https://theonion.com/dad-gets-dolled-up-for-trip-to-lowe-s-1819579611/
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s https://theonion.com/dad-gets-dolled-up-for-trip-to-lowe-s-1819579611/
Once this is all over, we need to put these out of control ICE agents and their leadership on trial.
October 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Once this is all over, we need to put these out of control ICE agents and their leadership on trial.
I'm 100% sure Mulan turned me gay.
October 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm 100% sure Mulan turned me gay.
Having the Secretary of Defense call everyone in the military fatties and uggos might have been a little funny if we weren't in such a fucked up place rn.
October 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Having the Secretary of Defense call everyone in the military fatties and uggos might have been a little funny if we weren't in such a fucked up place rn.
Anybody else got their ass kicked by a stomach bug this week?
September 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Anybody else got their ass kicked by a stomach bug this week?
Could NOT remember this diva's name
September 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Could NOT remember this diva's name
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Night Out More Fun Without Broke Friend https://theonion.com/night-out-more-fun-without-broke-friend/
August 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Night Out More Fun Without Broke Friend https://theonion.com/night-out-more-fun-without-broke-friend/
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Sean Cody ass names
August 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Sean Cody ass names
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If The CW got to exist for five more years they would have eventually made the sexy live-action version of this.
August 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
If The CW got to exist for five more years they would have eventually made the sexy live-action version of this.
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got this quote at a neo-Nazi event at the University of Florida in 2017, & in the nearly 8 years since it goes viral like this every few months — I suspect because it's a pretty good summation of where the GOP has gone
July 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
got this quote at a neo-Nazi event at the University of Florida in 2017, & in the nearly 8 years since it goes viral like this every few months — I suspect because it's a pretty good summation of where the GOP has gone
I think at this point, we need a televised PPV fist fight between Trump and Newsome.
I would pay TOP DOLLAR.
I would pay TOP DOLLAR.
June 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I think at this point, we need a televised PPV fist fight between Trump and Newsome.
I would pay TOP DOLLAR.
I would pay TOP DOLLAR.
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Everything Known About The New ‘Harry Potter’ Series So Far theonion.com/everyth...
June 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Everything Known About The New ‘Harry Potter’ Series So Far theonion.com/everyth...
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Party Central: The winner of the 2025 Press Freedom Award, La Presse’s Daniel Renaud's crime reporting was so effective that a Montreal hitman once put out a $100,000 bounty on his head.
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Guarding against disinformation requires good journalists, and sometimes a good lawyer
World Press Freedom Canada’s annual awards luncheon celebrated the best of Canada’s investigative, local, and student journalists on May 1 at the National Arts Centre.
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May 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Party Central: The winner of the 2025 Press Freedom Award, La Presse’s Daniel Renaud's crime reporting was so effective that a Montreal hitman once put out a $100,000 bounty on his head.
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CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 33 FOR GOTY
May 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 33 FOR GOTY
I beat Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 last night and I cannot stop thinking about it.
There hasn't been a game that has made such an emotional impact on me in so long, and it is such a relief to see that originality still exists in the gaming world.
There hasn't been a game that has made such an emotional impact on me in so long, and it is such a relief to see that originality still exists in the gaming world.
May 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I beat Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 last night and I cannot stop thinking about it.
There hasn't been a game that has made such an emotional impact on me in so long, and it is such a relief to see that originality still exists in the gaming world.
There hasn't been a game that has made such an emotional impact on me in so long, and it is such a relief to see that originality still exists in the gaming world.
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Study Finds Ozempic May Reduce Signs Of Fatty Liver Disease
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May 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Study Finds Ozempic May Reduce Signs Of Fatty Liver Disease
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🚨NEW FED STUDY:
- Corporate profits hit $4 trillion in 2024, a record high 16% of national income
- "Employee compensation as a share of national income decreased"
- "Higher corporate profits mostly went to rewarding shareholders via higher dividends" www.levernews.com/how-sharehol...
- Corporate profits hit $4 trillion in 2024, a record high 16% of national income
- "Employee compensation as a share of national income decreased"
- "Higher corporate profits mostly went to rewarding shareholders via higher dividends" www.levernews.com/how-sharehol...
How Shareholder Payouts Fuel Corporate Profiteering
A new Federal Reserve study says record corporate profit increases are "driven by an increase in the dividends rewarding shareholders.”
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May 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
🚨NEW FED STUDY:
- Corporate profits hit $4 trillion in 2024, a record high 16% of national income
- "Employee compensation as a share of national income decreased"
- "Higher corporate profits mostly went to rewarding shareholders via higher dividends" www.levernews.com/how-sharehol...
- Corporate profits hit $4 trillion in 2024, a record high 16% of national income
- "Employee compensation as a share of national income decreased"
- "Higher corporate profits mostly went to rewarding shareholders via higher dividends" www.levernews.com/how-sharehol...
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Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.
RFK Jr: "We found that there's a direct inverse correlation between fluoride exposure and low IQ in children. So the more you get, the stupider you are."
April 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.