As a man, I'm pretty sure Hell is just having a little bit of a tummy ache 24/7.
January 30, 2026 at 6:55 AM
As a man, I'm pretty sure Hell is just having a little bit of a tummy ache 24/7.
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“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders
WASHINGTON—Urging locals to “fully cooperate” with federal agents, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called on Minneapolis residents Monday to stop obstructing murders. “The brave ...
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January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem
Go ahead and take that second beta blocker today, girl.
You've earned it.
You've earned it.
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Go ahead and take that second beta blocker today, girl.
You've earned it.
You've earned it.
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“My ‘I am not a wife beater’ shirt seems to provoke more questions than it answers”
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“My ‘I am not a wife beater’ shirt seems to provoke more questions than it answers”
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Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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Perpetual grifter and conman George Santos is taking this well.
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Perpetual grifter and conman George Santos is taking this well.
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Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s https://theonion.com/dad-gets-dolled-up-for-trip-to-lowe-s-1819579611/
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s https://theonion.com/dad-gets-dolled-up-for-trip-to-lowe-s-1819579611/
Once this is all over, we need to put these out of control ICE agents and their leadership on trial.
October 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Once this is all over, we need to put these out of control ICE agents and their leadership on trial.
I'm 100% sure Mulan turned me gay.
October 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm 100% sure Mulan turned me gay.
Having the Secretary of Defense call everyone in the military fatties and uggos might have been a little funny if we weren't in such a fucked up place rn.
October 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Having the Secretary of Defense call everyone in the military fatties and uggos might have been a little funny if we weren't in such a fucked up place rn.
Anybody else got their ass kicked by a stomach bug this week?
September 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Anybody else got their ass kicked by a stomach bug this week?
Could NOT remember this diva's name
September 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Could NOT remember this diva's name
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Night Out More Fun Without Broke Friend https://theonion.com/night-out-more-fun-without-broke-friend/
August 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Night Out More Fun Without Broke Friend https://theonion.com/night-out-more-fun-without-broke-friend/
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Sean Cody ass names
August 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Sean Cody ass names
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If The CW got to exist for five more years they would have eventually made the sexy live-action version of this.
August 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
If The CW got to exist for five more years they would have eventually made the sexy live-action version of this.
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got this quote at a neo-Nazi event at the University of Florida in 2017, & in the nearly 8 years since it goes viral like this every few months — I suspect because it's a pretty good summation of where the GOP has gone
July 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
got this quote at a neo-Nazi event at the University of Florida in 2017, & in the nearly 8 years since it goes viral like this every few months — I suspect because it's a pretty good summation of where the GOP has gone
I think at this point, we need a televised PPV fist fight between Trump and Newsome.
I would pay TOP DOLLAR.
I would pay TOP DOLLAR.
June 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I think at this point, we need a televised PPV fist fight between Trump and Newsome.
I would pay TOP DOLLAR.
I would pay TOP DOLLAR.
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Everything Known About The New ‘Harry Potter’ Series So Far theonion.com/everyth...
June 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Everything Known About The New ‘Harry Potter’ Series So Far theonion.com/everyth...
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Party Central: The winner of the 2025 Press Freedom Award, La Presse’s Daniel Renaud's crime reporting was so effective that a Montreal hitman once put out a $100,000 bounty on his head.
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Guarding against disinformation requires good journalists, and sometimes a good lawyer
World Press Freedom Canada’s annual awards luncheon celebrated the best of Canada’s investigative, local, and student journalists on May 1 at the National Arts Centre.
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May 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Party Central: The winner of the 2025 Press Freedom Award, La Presse’s Daniel Renaud's crime reporting was so effective that a Montreal hitman once put out a $100,000 bounty on his head.
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www.hilltimes.com/story/2025/0...
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CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 33 FOR GOTY
May 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 33 FOR GOTY
I beat Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 last night and I cannot stop thinking about it.
There hasn't been a game that has made such an emotional impact on me in so long, and it is such a relief to see that originality still exists in the gaming world.
There hasn't been a game that has made such an emotional impact on me in so long, and it is such a relief to see that originality still exists in the gaming world.
May 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I beat Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 last night and I cannot stop thinking about it.
There hasn't been a game that has made such an emotional impact on me in so long, and it is such a relief to see that originality still exists in the gaming world.
There hasn't been a game that has made such an emotional impact on me in so long, and it is such a relief to see that originality still exists in the gaming world.