Ben🇯🇲in
@ben.pours.wine
(He/Him)
Co-parent of 3 wonderful, terrible children
Probable AuDHD
41 and clueless
Co-parent of 3 wonderful, terrible children
Probable AuDHD
41 and clueless
Pinned
Ben🇯🇲in
@ben.pours.wine
· Sep 25
Who but a fool would take his left hand by his right, and say to himself, how d’ye do?
Me: Who indeed?
Also me: "How d'ye do?"
😌
🤝
Also me: "How d'ye do?"
😌
🤝
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why do they call it oven when you of in the cloud flare of out flare eat the cloud
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
why do they call it oven when you of in the cloud flare of out flare eat the cloud
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Happy "Leaves is Plants, Dumbass"iversary to those who celebrate
“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Happy "Leaves is Plants, Dumbass"iversary to those who celebrate
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We begin today with a content warning: this dispatch from history is not for the faint-hearted. However, if you wish, do please join me for the tale of the Sun King’s anal fistula and the three-hour operation performed on it without anaesthetic on this day in 1686... 🧵
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
We begin today with a content warning: this dispatch from history is not for the faint-hearted. However, if you wish, do please join me for the tale of the Sun King’s anal fistula and the three-hour operation performed on it without anaesthetic on this day in 1686... 🧵
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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It's 4 PM.
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It's 4 PM.
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Reflecting on my childhood, I can’t help but think that the effects of putting my elbows on the table were somewhat overstated.
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Reflecting on my childhood, I can’t help but think that the effects of putting my elbows on the table were somewhat overstated.
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I’ve never met a woman who wasn’t sexually harassed or abused at least once in her life (usually before she even turned 18) and I feel like we as a society aren’t mad enough about it.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’ve never met a woman who wasn’t sexually harassed or abused at least once in her life (usually before she even turned 18) and I feel like we as a society aren’t mad enough about it.
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the first mambo was too powerful. not fit to be performed by the public. the second mambo was even worse. it took them several iterations to create a suitable mambo
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
the first mambo was too powerful. not fit to be performed by the public. the second mambo was even worse. it took them several iterations to create a suitable mambo
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maaaaaan
(I was diagnosed a year ago, and my parents are--well The Husband just showed me this post and said 'I immediately thought of your mother')
(I was diagnosed a year ago, and my parents are--well The Husband just showed me this post and said 'I immediately thought of your mother')
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
maaaaaan
(I was diagnosed a year ago, and my parents are--well The Husband just showed me this post and said 'I immediately thought of your mother')
(I was diagnosed a year ago, and my parents are--well The Husband just showed me this post and said 'I immediately thought of your mother')
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Thanksgiving has lost the War on Christmas. The barricades have fallen and November is overrun. Our only hope is to regroup earlier in the year and plan a new counterattack, and that's why I propose transferring our entire defense budget to Spirit Halloween
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Thanksgiving has lost the War on Christmas. The barricades have fallen and November is overrun. Our only hope is to regroup earlier in the year and plan a new counterattack, and that's why I propose transferring our entire defense budget to Spirit Halloween
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Born too late for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, too early for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, but just in time for a bill clinton blowjob scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Born too late for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, too early for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, but just in time for a bill clinton blowjob scandal
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Trying to explain the works of Guillermo Del Toro to my 2 year old niece:
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Trying to explain the works of Guillermo Del Toro to my 2 year old niece:
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Here's the link to the database and search tool.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
couriernewsroom.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Here's the link to the database and search tool.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
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“straight up giving the president a bar of gold” is where we’re at now on the “corruption isn’t real” scale
good work, John Roberts
good work, John Roberts
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“straight up giving the president a bar of gold” is where we’re at now on the “corruption isn’t real” scale
good work, John Roberts
good work, John Roberts
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(seeing two presidents) well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
(seeing two presidents) well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
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He stees you when you're stleeping.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
He stees you when you're stleeping.
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greatest moment in the history of humanity
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
greatest moment in the history of humanity
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Powerwash Simulator is, functionally, an adult coloring book.
I mean this as a compliment.
I mean this as a compliment.
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Powerwash Simulator is, functionally, an adult coloring book.
I mean this as a compliment.
I mean this as a compliment.
Yikes
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
![From:
Mark L. Epstein
Sent:
3/21/2018 2:54:13 PM
To:
'jeffrey E.' [jeevacation@gmail.com]
RE: hey
Subject:
High
I'd rather be in Donni Dee's shoes.
Importance:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 21, 2018 10:43 AM
To: Mark L. Epstein
Subject: Re: hey
you mean DONNI TEE
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 9:54 AM, Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
You and your boy Donnie can make a remake of the movie Get Hard.
Sent via tin can and string.
On Mar 21, 2018, at 09:37, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
and i thought- I had tsuris
On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 4:32 AM, Mark L. Epstein
Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?
wrote:
From: jeffrey E. [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, March 19, 2018 2:15 PM
To:
Subject: Re: hey
All good. Bannon with me
On Mon, Mar 19, 2018 at 1:49 PM Mark L. Epstein
wrote:
How are you doing?
A while back you mentioned that you were prediabetic. Has anything changed with that?
What is your boy Donald up to now?
please note
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November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Yikes
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
working at the nyt
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What I dearly love about this show is that I meet a cast, get to know and love them over 10 episodes, declare it the best series ever, forget any other cast has existed, repeat six months later. #Taskmaster
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What I dearly love about this show is that I meet a cast, get to know and love them over 10 episodes, declare it the best series ever, forget any other cast has existed, repeat six months later. #Taskmaster
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Blood & Guts: Before and After! (A Thread)
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Blood & Guts: Before and After! (A Thread)