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ben.pours.wine
Ben🇯🇲in
@ben.pours.wine
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Co-parent of 3 wonderful, terrible children

Probable AuDHD

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How I spend my Sunday mornings
Me, after a terrible night's sleep cuz of the kids, drinking my 2nd morning coffee out of an "Invredible DAD" Marvel mug, wearing the belt from my son's Flash costume on my head like a Greek circlet
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Hear me out...
A sofa suit
November 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Insta reels doomscrolling and there's a bsky crossover event ft. @ewacat.bsky.social !

www.instagram.com/p/DQX9AEjEaX...
Bsky posts by Ewa with the sage ADHD advice of "don't sit down, never sit down, sitting down is what gets you"
November 2, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Hello, fellow tall
Chart showing me in the 6th percentile of height for men in the UK Taller than 94.22%, shorter than 5.78%
October 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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(Prince? Former prince? Duke?? Whatever)Andrew, a nonce, in a hat
October 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Perfect expression
Said fish with a chunk bitten out of it, breaking the 4th wall, looking into the camera
October 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Anyone else's brain go straight to this?
BBC News headline: Elite Madagascar military unit says it has seized power The penguins from the film 'Madagascar'
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Sleeping 9 til 5
Cuz I'm really shit at living
Sleep time 8h 1m 20:37 - 04:38
October 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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you're not fooling me
A shitty composite of a gym typing on a keyboard
October 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Fair, I've alway seen boy band Taz but I grew up with ECW
Boy band Taz
October 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Thank you for reminding me of this
Tweet from thepunningman that reads "The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to...what? "Bond Name's the James" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance."
October 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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is it 'Look up'?
Thumbnail on BBC News, reads "How to catch a glimpse of the first supermoon of 2025"
October 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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All the joy, gone
October 1, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Al Gore
September 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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When the skyline unites
A bunch of posts but the important thing is 2-1 Arsenal, fuck off newcastle
September 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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I'm joining the war on Autism on the side of the Autism. Saitama from One Punch Man
September 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Absolutely dominates the category
September 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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My cat lost every single standoff

Definition of a lover, not a fighter
Cassie taking up her usual position, between me and my laptop
September 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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September 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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The camera
Some weird camera-gun
September 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Ralphus, Jericho's Personal Security, in his crop top
September 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM