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Whew almost forgot this
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Whew almost forgot this
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i owe so many video game designers an apology
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i owe so many video game designers an apology
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developer: put it down. we don't need another one
concept artist: (clutching tighter) no. this is my emotional support sky whale
concept artist: (clutching tighter) no. this is my emotional support sky whale
October 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
developer: put it down. we don't need another one
concept artist: (clutching tighter) no. this is my emotional support sky whale
concept artist: (clutching tighter) no. this is my emotional support sky whale
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the marshmallow test for game developers, except every day you come into work there's a big button saying JUST ADD A HOOKSHOT TO THE GAME and you have to exert every single ounce of free will to stop yourself from pushing it
September 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
the marshmallow test for game developers, except every day you come into work there's a big button saying JUST ADD A HOOKSHOT TO THE GAME and you have to exert every single ounce of free will to stop yourself from pushing it
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
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I never thought I would see this in my life, and that they’re making it immediately generic so it’s affordable is making me want to cry
Well, I'll be damned.
It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up.
newatlas.com/infectious-d...
It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up.
newatlas.com/infectious-d...
The first 100% effective HIV prevention drug is approved and going global
An epidemic that's been sustained for 44 years might finally be quelled, with the milestone approval of the first HIV drug that offers 100% protection with its twice-yearly injections. It's a landmark...
newatlas.com
August 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I never thought I would see this in my life, and that they’re making it immediately generic so it’s affordable is making me want to cry
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There are 14 boxes on my revision checklist. I toil away for two hours on edits, and then happily check one box complete.
There are now 18 boxes on my revision checklist.
There are now 18 boxes on my revision checklist.
August 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
There are 14 boxes on my revision checklist. I toil away for two hours on edits, and then happily check one box complete.
There are now 18 boxes on my revision checklist.
There are now 18 boxes on my revision checklist.
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I respect your opinion, but I am a sophisticated genius and can easily deal with this "Columbo" buffoon. Having my lawyer present would merely make it look like I have something to hide, which of course I do not. Why, he's more likely to ramble about his wife than to ask me anything incriminating.
July 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I respect your opinion, but I am a sophisticated genius and can easily deal with this "Columbo" buffoon. Having my lawyer present would merely make it look like I have something to hide, which of course I do not. Why, he's more likely to ramble about his wife than to ask me anything incriminating.
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Every once and awhile my most viral tweet still pops up.
![Morgan tweets:
Gave devs: "But do people *want* to play evil characters?"
Untitled Goose Game:
[Screenshot from the game of the goose staring at a bespeckled boy hiding in a red phone booth. If you've played the game you know that the boy goes into it if you as the goose scare him into it.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:szenup7icwlxf64zjfa22lru/bafkreihung5vybfgulazkms7qmidcy2tzugz7aua7cox4hko6mtjsvjlpm@jpeg)
July 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Every once and awhile my most viral tweet still pops up.
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are they... you know *whispers* narrative foils?
April 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
are they... you know *whispers* narrative foils?
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playing hammer in Monster Hunter Wilds
Also from the same wrestler. The perfect arc described by the ribbons gives me joy.
March 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
playing hammer in Monster Hunter Wilds
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I made a character that looks like an older, more grizzled version of myself but the moment I saw Gemma I knew I fucked up. I should have made the most tricked out bimbo 😭
February 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I made a character that looks like an older, more grizzled version of myself but the moment I saw Gemma I knew I fucked up. I should have made the most tricked out bimbo 😭
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My review of Caves of Qud, based solely on phrases my partner mutters to themself while playing, is that it's effectively a Pliny the Elder simulator. They just hissed, "I believe honey has something to do with healing, but I don't know what it is" and then starting inspecting a pig
January 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
My review of Caves of Qud, based solely on phrases my partner mutters to themself while playing, is that it's effectively a Pliny the Elder simulator. They just hissed, "I believe honey has something to do with healing, but I don't know what it is" and then starting inspecting a pig
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been getting more into dota lately and i am in love with the character naming scheme. half of them are job titles like Killer of Weaklings and then half of them are named like, Jonathan
November 26, 2024 at 7:15 PM
been getting more into dota lately and i am in love with the character naming scheme. half of them are job titles like Killer of Weaklings and then half of them are named like, Jonathan
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Bluesky has officially made it
November 16, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Bluesky has officially made it
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November 5, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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The Delicious in Dungeon party represents the ideal gamedev cohort:
- Absolutely insane sicko in love with their work
- Also insane sicko, but in a productive and healthy way
- Normie slowly being ushered into sickodom (but was secretly already a sicko in a way no one expected)
- Chilchuck
- Absolutely insane sicko in love with their work
- Also insane sicko, but in a productive and healthy way
- Normie slowly being ushered into sickodom (but was secretly already a sicko in a way no one expected)
- Chilchuck
May 17, 2024 at 11:32 PM
The Delicious in Dungeon party represents the ideal gamedev cohort:
- Absolutely insane sicko in love with their work
- Also insane sicko, but in a productive and healthy way
- Normie slowly being ushered into sickodom (but was secretly already a sicko in a way no one expected)
- Chilchuck
- Absolutely insane sicko in love with their work
- Also insane sicko, but in a productive and healthy way
- Normie slowly being ushered into sickodom (but was secretly already a sicko in a way no one expected)
- Chilchuck
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unfortunately I have see bsky DM's referred to as "squirts," and will be adopting this nomenclature exclusively
May 22, 2024 at 10:18 PM
unfortunately I have see bsky DM's referred to as "squirts," and will be adopting this nomenclature exclusively
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Puppets are sandwiches
May 17, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Puppets are sandwiches
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You: it’s a souls like because of the souls loss and difficulty and punishment
Me: it’s a souls like because :
Me: it’s a souls like because :
May 1, 2024 at 2:59 PM
You: it’s a souls like because of the souls loss and difficulty and punishment
Me: it’s a souls like because :
Me: it’s a souls like because :
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me, who did not sleep well last night: wait how do sheep cure fatigue
April 16, 2024 at 3:56 PM
me, who did not sleep well last night: wait how do sheep cure fatigue
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(GESTURING AT “DAVE THE HELLDIVER” ON A WHITEBOARD) is this anything
February 27, 2024 at 5:09 AM
(GESTURING AT “DAVE THE HELLDIVER” ON A WHITEBOARD) is this anything