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Whew almost forgot this
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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i owe so many video game designers an apology
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

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November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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developer: put it down. we don't need another one

concept artist: (clutching tighter) no. this is my emotional support sky whale
October 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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the marshmallow test for game developers, except every day you come into work there's a big button saying JUST ADD A HOOKSHOT TO THE GAME and you have to exert every single ounce of free will to stop yourself from pushing it
September 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I never thought I would see this in my life, and that they’re making it immediately generic so it’s affordable is making me want to cry
August 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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There are 14 boxes on my revision checklist. I toil away for two hours on edits, and then happily check one box complete.

There are now 18 boxes on my revision checklist.
August 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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I respect your opinion, but I am a sophisticated genius and can easily deal with this "Columbo" buffoon. Having my lawyer present would merely make it look like I have something to hide, which of course I do not. Why, he's more likely to ramble about his wife than to ask me anything incriminating.
July 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Every once and awhile my most viral tweet still pops up.
July 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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are they... you know *whispers* narrative foils?
April 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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playing hammer in Monster Hunter Wilds
Also from the same wrestler. The perfect arc described by the ribbons gives me joy.
March 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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I made a character that looks like an older, more grizzled version of myself but the moment I saw Gemma I knew I fucked up. I should have made the most tricked out bimbo 😭
February 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Heroes
January 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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My review of Caves of Qud, based solely on phrases my partner mutters to themself while playing, is that it's effectively a Pliny the Elder simulator. They just hissed, "I believe honey has something to do with healing, but I don't know what it is" and then starting inspecting a pig
January 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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been getting more into dota lately and i am in love with the character naming scheme. half of them are job titles like Killer of Weaklings and then half of them are named like, Jonathan
November 26, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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Bluesky has officially made it
Friday at last…
November 16, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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I hope you're fucking happy @emuhp.bsky.social

I present to you my venn piagram
November 5, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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The Delicious in Dungeon party represents the ideal gamedev cohort:

- Absolutely insane sicko in love with their work
- Also insane sicko, but in a productive and healthy way
- Normie slowly being ushered into sickodom (but was secretly already a sicko in a way no one expected)
- Chilchuck
May 17, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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unfortunately I have see bsky DM's referred to as "squirts," and will be adopting this nomenclature exclusively
May 22, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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Puppets are sandwiches
May 17, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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You: it’s a souls like because of the souls loss and difficulty and punishment
Me: it’s a souls like because :
May 1, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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me, who did not sleep well last night: wait how do sheep cure fatigue
April 16, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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(GESTURING AT “DAVE THE HELLDIVER” ON A WHITEBOARD) is this anything
February 27, 2024 at 5:09 AM