Samantha Wren
@samwren.bsky.social
Narrative Director on (NDA) | Speculative fiction author| Probably a cryptid | She/her 🩷💛💙
www.samantha-wren.com
www.samantha-wren.com
Hannah is brilliant and funny and such an amazing cheerleader for other members of the team. Please please please snap her up.
Hey so, today is my last day at Crystal Dynamics apparently. I joined the company in 2018 to work on Marvel's Avengers and it's been the longest (and best) job I've ever had. It now means I'm looking for work, so if you know of any senior writer/narrative designer positions please send them my way.
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Hannah is brilliant and funny and such an amazing cheerleader for other members of the team. Please please please snap her up.
Do you have a specific font you absolutely need to write in or else the words don't look right, or are you normal
October 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Do you have a specific font you absolutely need to write in or else the words don't look right, or are you normal
Text is basically free!
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Text is basically free!
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I need to know who wrote the And Welcome to the Jam quest in Borderlands 4, you have no idea how happy you've made me
October 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I need to know who wrote the And Welcome to the Jam quest in Borderlands 4, you have no idea how happy you've made me
Guys I'm starting to think maybe social media is just bad actually
October 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Guys I'm starting to think maybe social media is just bad actually
My office window is perfectly positioned to watch a woman on a bike veer all the way to the back of an empty parking lot to ride through a pile of crunchy leaves. Hell yeah bike lady that was a good cronch
October 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My office window is perfectly positioned to watch a woman on a bike veer all the way to the back of an empty parking lot to ride through a pile of crunchy leaves. Hell yeah bike lady that was a good cronch
Love to all my EA friends today. I wish I could take all of you out for a beverage of your choice ❤️
September 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Love to all my EA friends today. I wish I could take all of you out for a beverage of your choice ❤️
Randomly upgraded to first class and I have no idea why let's goooooo
September 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Randomly upgraded to first class and I have no idea why let's goooooo
What kind of omen is it if I just witnessed two crows fighting over a gogurt
September 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
What kind of omen is it if I just witnessed two crows fighting over a gogurt
Oh no too many good games are coming out at the same time
September 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Oh no too many good games are coming out at the same time
Me: dear tarot cards, will this week go a little better than last week?
The cards:
The cards:
September 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Me: dear tarot cards, will this week go a little better than last week?
The cards:
The cards:
Today I had the unique privilege of attempting to explain blaseball to someone who'd never heard of it
August 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Today I had the unique privilege of attempting to explain blaseball to someone who'd never heard of it
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"Twenty-three Democratic attorneys general now gather on near-daily Zoom calls at 8 AM Pacific, which means the East Coast officials are already on their third coffee. They divide responsibilities and share templates for lawsuits they’ve been drafting since last spring."
It’s Time for Americans to Start Talking About “Soft Secession”
Blue states are finally learning what red states have known all along: you don’t need federal permission to govern.
cmarmitage.substack.com
August 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"Twenty-three Democratic attorneys general now gather on near-daily Zoom calls at 8 AM Pacific, which means the East Coast officials are already on their third coffee. They divide responsibilities and share templates for lawsuits they’ve been drafting since last spring."
I would like to formally apologize to the customer in Tiny Bookshop who asked for a romance and then said "wow in hope they get together in the end!" after I recommended The Song of Achilles 😬
August 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I would like to formally apologize to the customer in Tiny Bookshop who asked for a romance and then said "wow in hope they get together in the end!" after I recommended The Song of Achilles 😬
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RFK Jr. backs down all the time when he gets push back, so if anyone wants to call, here's the HHS number 1-877-696-6775.
I'd also call your senators/reps as well.
I'd also call your senators/reps as well.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announces he will cancel $500 million in vaccine development projects.
August 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
RFK Jr. backs down all the time when he gets push back, so if anyone wants to call, here's the HHS number 1-877-696-6775.
I'd also call your senators/reps as well.
I'd also call your senators/reps as well.
There are 14 boxes on my revision checklist. I toil away for two hours on edits, and then happily check one box complete.
There are now 18 boxes on my revision checklist.
There are now 18 boxes on my revision checklist.
August 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
There are 14 boxes on my revision checklist. I toil away for two hours on edits, and then happily check one box complete.
There are now 18 boxes on my revision checklist.
There are now 18 boxes on my revision checklist.
Möther I demand you do something about this
August 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Möther I demand you do something about this
Chess with femboys and furries is called Fire Emblem, next question
July 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Chess with femboys and furries is called Fire Emblem, next question
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🦥 HIRING 🦥
We're looking for a freelance Senior Game Designer for something new!
🔹 10-month contract, remote
🔹 5+ years exp
🔹 Create quest designs combining gameplay designs and story beats and balance gameplay elements
Apps close Aug 13. Apply!
innersloth.bamboohr.com/careers/32
We're looking for a freelance Senior Game Designer for something new!
🔹 10-month contract, remote
🔹 5+ years exp
🔹 Create quest designs combining gameplay designs and story beats and balance gameplay elements
Apps close Aug 13. Apply!
innersloth.bamboohr.com/careers/32
July 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
🦥 HIRING 🦥
We're looking for a freelance Senior Game Designer for something new!
🔹 10-month contract, remote
🔹 5+ years exp
🔹 Create quest designs combining gameplay designs and story beats and balance gameplay elements
Apps close Aug 13. Apply!
innersloth.bamboohr.com/careers/32
We're looking for a freelance Senior Game Designer for something new!
🔹 10-month contract, remote
🔹 5+ years exp
🔹 Create quest designs combining gameplay designs and story beats and balance gameplay elements
Apps close Aug 13. Apply!
innersloth.bamboohr.com/careers/32
My parents are at a Coldplay concert right now and it has The Screen. I told them they have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
July 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My parents are at a Coldplay concert right now and it has The Screen. I told them they have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever