Samantha Wren
@samwren.bsky.social
Narrative Director on (NDA) | Speculative fiction author| Probably a cryptid | She/her 🩷💛💙
www.samantha-wren.com
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That's unacceptable so I made you this official certificate
October 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
That's unacceptable so I made you this official certificate
Randomly upgraded to first class and I have no idea why let's goooooo
September 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Randomly upgraded to first class and I have no idea why let's goooooo
Me: dear tarot cards, will this week go a little better than last week?
The cards:
The cards:
September 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Me: dear tarot cards, will this week go a little better than last week?
The cards:
The cards:
Möther I demand you do something about this
August 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Möther I demand you do something about this
Wait I should've specified-- the madlad has a full TV hookup
July 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Wait I should've specified-- the madlad has a full TV hookup
I think I say "god's own ___" at least once a week because of this post
July 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I think I say "god's own ___" at least once a week because of this post
I invented a full history for a mop that made a single appearance in Star Wars: The Old Republic and added so many unnecessary details to the codex entry it needed its own Wookieepedia page
July 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I invented a full history for a mop that made a single appearance in Star Wars: The Old Republic and added so many unnecessary details to the codex entry it needed its own Wookieepedia page
Thank you Love Island Australia for giving me the greatest closed caption of all time
June 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Thank you Love Island Australia for giving me the greatest closed caption of all time
Hell yeah happy Pride everyone
June 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hell yeah happy Pride everyone
My son has joined a gang of ruffians
June 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
My son has joined a gang of ruffians
Please enjoy my boy lookin like he wants to throw down
May 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Please enjoy my boy lookin like he wants to throw down
God, look at this guy. Perfectly friend-shaped. Peak design.
April 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
God, look at this guy. Perfectly friend-shaped. Peak design.
It's time for a hit of the Strong Stuff
April 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's time for a hit of the Strong Stuff
I'll shout my first animated crush from the rooftops. I'm unashamed. Unapologetic. I'm rewatching DBZ right now and he definitively still fucks
April 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I'll shout my first animated crush from the rooftops. I'm unashamed. Unapologetic. I'm rewatching DBZ right now and he definitively still fucks
Waiting for a phone call from a business that I specifically requested, that I know for a fact is completely benign because I was literally the one who asked them to call me
March 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Waiting for a phone call from a business that I specifically requested, that I know for a fact is completely benign because I was literally the one who asked them to call me
Thank you RGG for understanding what the people crave
March 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Thank you RGG for understanding what the people crave
Omg can't believe I nearly missed the opportunity to post Ring Bearer Shippo. His finest moment
January 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Omg can't believe I nearly missed the opportunity to post Ring Bearer Shippo. His finest moment
Everyone make sure to wish Shippo a happy 5th birthday!
January 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Everyone make sure to wish Shippo a happy 5th birthday!
So many of my friends were absolutely certain Emmrich would be my Type, and they were so close. But no. It's this guy
January 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
So many of my friends were absolutely certain Emmrich would be my Type, and they were so close. But no. It's this guy
MY DOG MADE ART AT DAYCARE TODAY I'M GONNA CRY IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
December 21, 2024 at 1:25 AM
MY DOG MADE ART AT DAYCARE TODAY I'M GONNA CRY IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL