Candy
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Three goblins stacked in a trenchcoat.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
I've officially written something so deranged that it might make it into one of my favorite authors' deathbed musings, that's gotta unlock some kind of achievement, right
I may, however, think of the one time I owned a troll so hard it inspired a 100k fanfic about hot sauerkraut wrestling.
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I've officially written something so deranged that it might make it into one of my favorite authors' deathbed musings, that's gotta unlock some kind of achievement, right
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guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
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I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.
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Check out my dope ass pumpkin!!!
October 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Check out my dope ass pumpkin!!!
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Here, have this... :)
October 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Here, have this... :)
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"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!
August 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
July 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
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Heard the latest news from the LIGO-Virgo-KAGRA collaboration? We detected the collision of the most massive pair of black holes so far: #GW231123 weighing in at ~137 + ~103 times the mass of the Sun!
So to celebrate, here’s a handy chart ✨
Just how chonky are these black holes? 🤔
So to celebrate, here’s a handy chart ✨
Just how chonky are these black holes? 🤔
July 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Heard the latest news from the LIGO-Virgo-KAGRA collaboration? We detected the collision of the most massive pair of black holes so far: #GW231123 weighing in at ~137 + ~103 times the mass of the Sun!
So to celebrate, here’s a handy chart ✨
Just how chonky are these black holes? 🤔
So to celebrate, here’s a handy chart ✨
Just how chonky are these black holes? 🤔
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"SLOPPER" I'm losing my mind
July 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
"SLOPPER" I'm losing my mind
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Modern things that the Pride and Prejudice characters would LOVE. 🩷🩵 1/12
A little bit of silliness for Monday morning.
A little bit of silliness for Monday morning.
July 14, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Modern things that the Pride and Prejudice characters would LOVE. 🩷🩵 1/12
A little bit of silliness for Monday morning.
A little bit of silliness for Monday morning.
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If you're about to post something mean about Andrew Cuomo, I urge you to pause, take a deep breath, and think of something even meaner.
i think cuomo did well considering he couldn’t campaign while the sun was up
June 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If you're about to post something mean about Andrew Cuomo, I urge you to pause, take a deep breath, and think of something even meaner.
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I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out
June 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out
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once again I must tap my own sign
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
once again I must tap my own sign
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you’re laughing? the leopards have resorted to cannibalism and you’re LAUGHING?
June 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
you’re laughing? the leopards have resorted to cannibalism and you’re LAUGHING?
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Lmao this is basically the same argument made by industrialists who didnt want to end child labor, what fresh regressive hell is this
like I dunno maybe if you are going to state something weird and racial about half the population of a country of 1.4 billion people you should have… a (?) source ? ??
May 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Lmao this is basically the same argument made by industrialists who didnt want to end child labor, what fresh regressive hell is this
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Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said.
Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead.
Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules
Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere
Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead.
Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules
Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere
April 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said.
Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead.
Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules
Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere
Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead.
Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules
Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere
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One of the most incisive critiques of Harry Potter's politics came from 4chan of all places.
April 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
One of the most incisive critiques of Harry Potter's politics came from 4chan of all places.
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Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
March 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
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At some point I started saying testosterone to rhyme with pepperoni and now I can't stop
February 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
At some point I started saying testosterone to rhyme with pepperoni and now I can't stop