Or uh. MEMENTO VEGETABILIS? Help I don't know any Latin except for some penis jokes and a classics friend of mine helped with those

The achievement medal is a giant cabbage head with IN BRASSICA WE TRUST across the top

What an honor that my goofy-ass epic made it onto your list of books read! And thank you for the lovely comments you left along the way, truly the best reward for fic writing.

Oh my god that's amazing! Thank you, and also: are you okay, do i need to make sure your eyes haven't spontaneously turned into weird tiny cabbages

Thank you, you are both people of incredible taste and discernment, especially when it comes to naked hot sauerkraut bildungsromans 🙇

Hahaha yes, thank you for your extremely kind words, I'm sorry/you're welcome for everything that ensues

I read too many Russian fairy tales as a pre-teen and developed a slight fixation on koschei the deathles and marya morevna, which then allowed me to put that knowledge to terrible horrible no good very bad use as an adult

It was a grower, i am so sorry

Here, have this... :)