Ben Wyatt
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Ben Wyatt
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idk what the hell I'm doing here
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I've looked at the news first thing every morning for 10 years now, hoping to find out the fascist cheeto is dead. One day he will be. The work will continue, but at least their hateful shit-king will be gone.
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From my latest piece.

The true motivating energy behind the anti-trans activists of today.
April 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I've long felt this way. But I increasingly feel like the country I love doesn't exist any more. Maybe it never did.
One of the things I've learned about myself over the past 3 months is that I am an American. For good or ill, I'm invested in this country's ideals and its survival. I imprinted on the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights. It's part of me now.
April 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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So the 4-chan hack happened but all the info about pass email lists and mod emails being leaked is bullshit being spread over on Twitter. Anyone who tries to get the “info” gets sent to a catbox link that holds an empty zip file. Thanks @femma.bsky.social for clarifying while I consume my coffee.
Oh, the hack was real, but people are blowing it extremely out of proportion. All the "honeypot! .gov!" shit is coming from a guy who said this.
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It's just bait and everybody is falling for it and I'm losing my fucking mind at how tiny my reach is.
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April 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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If you’re planning to hit the streets, here’s what you need to know.
How to Protest Safely: What to Bring, What to Do, and What to Avoid
If you’re planning to hit the streets, here’s what you need to know.
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April 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
They really made Zoom for video games. And honestly, I'm here for it. I think this is great.
Nintendo really preparing us for a bird flu pandemic
April 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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If George Dale in Muncie, Indiana could risk his life - and spend regular time in jail - to constantly make fun of the KKK in his newspaper in the 1920s, we can take no shit from MAGAs today.

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February 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Gosh, I wonder what changed in the last three months to make this happen 🙄
WASHINGTON (AP) - The number of Americans applying for jobless benefits last week jumps to 242,000, a three-month high.
February 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Secretary of Defense Hegseth says he doesn’t know if Russia invaded Ukraine.

This you?
February 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now
February 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Centrists: Leftist language policing has gone TOO FAR!!!!!!!!

Actual literal in-power Republican government: we have scrubbed the word "transgender" from every website 😊😊
I don't think there's really an argument about whether this is something leftists do online. It is.

The question is why this minor annoyance is considered a more consequential liability for Democrats than, say, stochastic terrorism is for Republicans.
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I don’t hate Hobbes but I don’t know how it’s possible to honestly believe this if you travel in the circles I’m sure he does. Like this stuff was omnipresent online only a few years ago
February 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Congrats to cancer for winning the war on cancer
Termination notices going out this afternoon to more than 300 employees of the National Cancer Institute. Access likely ends today. Four weeks paid leave and that’s it.

Strong power move for Team Cancer.
February 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
An immediate entry in the Lawyer Fuck You Hall of Fame.

"I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me."
AUSA Hagan Scotten, former clerk for John Roberts, really put some mustard on his resignation letter.
February 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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the queer community keeps its own history. scrubbing us off letter by letter cannot change that. trans people are a vital and unimpeachable part of our past, and our future
February 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Little Bobby Tables for the Trump era
If you name your kid Diversity, their name will self purge from NSA, CIA and FBI databases, a superpower for the upcoming Resistance if there ever was one.
Today, the National Security Agency is planning a "Big Delete" of websites and internal network content that contain any of 27 banned words, including "privilege” and "inclusion." The Big Delete, according to an NSA source and internal correspondence, is creating unintended consequences.
February 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem
February 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This, over and over, endlessly, is 2025.
January 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I woke up gayer this morning. Gonna do some extra gay things today.
January 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Ah, so this is pure bullshit: "A senior Biden administration official, speaking on the condition of anonymity to discuss the White House’s plans, said Biden was not directing the archivist to certify the amendment, sidestepping what could have become a legal battle over the separation of powers."
Biden says the Equal Rights Amendment should be considered ratified
President Joe Biden says the Equal Rights Amendment should be considered a ratified addition to the U.S. Constitution.
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January 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This worries me, deeply. We may be about to have 100+ million people thankful that Trump disregarded federal law. That sets the stage for him to disregard many more.
January 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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OnlyFans model creates SFW content on PornHub, publishes post to LinkedIn explaining that she gets a much higher rate on PornHub vs YouTube ($1,000 per million views on Pornhub versus YouTube’s $340), and then LinkedIn takes down her post and bans her.

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Why This OnlyFans Model Posts Machine Learning Explainers to Pornhub
Justice Alito should watch this Pornhub video about calculus.
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January 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM