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Refugee from you-know-who's you-no-where. Me-now-here.
Jeans are becoming oddly specific
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Jeans are becoming oddly specific
"If the Two Child Cap is introduced retrospectively, can I choose which one to give back or will the government decide?"
"I meant questions about the job."
"I meant questions about the job."
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
"If the Two Child Cap is introduced retrospectively, can I choose which one to give back or will the government decide?"
"I meant questions about the job."
"I meant questions about the job."
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It’s nearly Halloween, so don’t forget to buy plenty of sugary treats and snacks. You’ll need something to eat while you sit at home in the dark, pretending to be out.
October 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
It’s nearly Halloween, so don’t forget to buy plenty of sugary treats and snacks. You’ll need something to eat while you sit at home in the dark, pretending to be out.
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I always say there are two types of people in the world, and that's how I lost my job at the blood bank.
October 27, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I always say there are two types of people in the world, and that's how I lost my job at the blood bank.
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Here’s another poem for National Poetry Day. This one is called ‘A Brief History of Modern Art in Poetry’.
October 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Here’s another poem for National Poetry Day. This one is called ‘A Brief History of Modern Art in Poetry’.
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My friend reckons he's gonna make a fortune flying people about in his invisible aeroplane. I can't see it taking off.
September 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My friend reckons he's gonna make a fortune flying people about in his invisible aeroplane. I can't see it taking off.
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refreshing and delicious!
many would agree
many would agree
September 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
refreshing and delicious!
many would agree
many would agree
Police investigation concludes, "It was the funicular."
September 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Police investigation concludes, "It was the funicular."
Was custard discovered or invented?
August 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Was custard discovered or invented?
Roses are red,
It's all going to shite,
It's all going to shite,
August 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Roses are red,
It's all going to shite,
It's all going to shite,
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Practising my social skills
July 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Practising my social skills
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PALESTINE IS THE STORY. NOT GLASTONBURY.
July 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
PALESTINE IS THE STORY. NOT GLASTONBURY.
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Feeling hot? Cool down with my chilling psychological thriller, Stone Heart Deep. People say it’s a page turner, so it could also create a refreshing breeze. To really freeze your blood listen to my audiobook reading, with a selection of terrifying Scottish accents.
www.amazon.co.uk/Stone-Heart-...
www.amazon.co.uk/Stone-Heart-...
Stone Heart Deep
Stone Heart Deep : Paul Bassett Davies: Amazon.co.uk: Books
www.amazon.co.uk
June 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Feeling hot? Cool down with my chilling psychological thriller, Stone Heart Deep. People say it’s a page turner, so it could also create a refreshing breeze. To really freeze your blood listen to my audiobook reading, with a selection of terrifying Scottish accents.
www.amazon.co.uk/Stone-Heart-...
www.amazon.co.uk/Stone-Heart-...
No plan survives contact with an enema
June 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
No plan survives contact with an enema
pronouncing pirates to rhyme with pilates
June 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
pronouncing pirates to rhyme with pilates
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The Venn diagram of surrealists and people who don’t understand Venn diagrams is a perfect giraffe.
June 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The Venn diagram of surrealists and people who don’t understand Venn diagrams is a perfect giraffe.
Set phasers to shtum
June 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Set phasers to shtum
If I was a billionaire I would not have my sights set on Mars. I have it on good authority that ALL the women are from Venus.
June 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If I was a billionaire I would not have my sights set on Mars. I have it on good authority that ALL the women are from Venus.
I have a joke about Tantalus but it may go over your head
I have a joke about the Ship of Theseus. I also have a joke about Trigger's Broom. I mean, they're kind of the same but also not?
i have a joke about Hera but if she hears it i'll be in big trouble
June 13, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I have a joke about Tantalus but it may go over your head