@be1f.bsky.social
Refugee from you-know-who's you-no-where. Me-now-here.
Jeans are becoming oddly specific
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Jeans are becoming oddly specific
Police investigation concludes, "It was the funicular."
September 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Police investigation concludes, "It was the funicular."
I wouldn't mind so much...
August 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I wouldn't mind so much...
Roses are red,
It's all going to shite,
It's all going to shite,
August 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Roses are red,
It's all going to shite,
It's all going to shite,
I'll raise you one white eyebrow. Quizzically.
March 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'll raise you one white eyebrow. Quizzically.
Creepy alien from Dandadan. And some cartoon guy on the right.
March 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Creepy alien from Dandadan. And some cartoon guy on the right.
I want alienable rights. My rights should come with a blaster ray.
March 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I want alienable rights. My rights should come with a blaster ray.
Stare long enough into the Christmas Pudding and the Pudding will stare back at you
December 26, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Stare long enough into the Christmas Pudding and the Pudding will stare back at you
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist The One Ring.
December 24, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist The One Ring.
Before coffee. After coffee. Coffee not really helping.
December 21, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Before coffee. After coffee. Coffee not really helping.
Unexpected, but congrats
December 17, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Unexpected, but congrats
Men take up time and space, but...
December 5, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Men take up time and space, but...
and a cat in a box
November 25, 2024 at 6:39 PM
and a cat in a box
"This is my world now"
November 21, 2024 at 4:14 PM
"This is my world now"
Police should have been called over a telephone, not over an air pistol...
November 20, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Police should have been called over a telephone, not over an air pistol...
I found this photo of them taken shortly after landing
November 17, 2024 at 10:27 AM
I found this photo of them taken shortly after landing
I refuse to join BlueSky, I don't want to become part of an Umberto Eco chamber
November 17, 2024 at 8:14 AM
I refuse to join BlueSky, I don't want to become part of an Umberto Eco chamber
No kitten? Have mine.
November 16, 2024 at 4:48 PM
No kitten? Have mine.