@bawalsh.bsky.social
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December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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If Nvidia had just stuck to soaps and moisturizers they probably wouldn't be mired in all this mess.
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Excuse to post a classic?
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
December 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Finally got a chance to watch the @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social routine about Trump and Epstein that came out a few days ago.

I am blown away that he managed to put together a full hour of stand-up about breaking news and it's somehow polished and funny as hell.

Give it a watch and share it.
Trump VS MAGA? The Epstein Crashout Explained
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
www.youtube.com
July 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Grandmother’s Sudden Death Forces Parents To Explain To Children What Happens When You Snitch theonion.com/grandmo...
July 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Personal Trainer: No pain, no gain

Me (shaking their hand): Deal
January 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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It's pretty amazing that the Chinese created a language entirely out of hipster tattoos.
June 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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"sir we managed 100% secure opsec and nobody found out about your party"
June 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Please be called "Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2"
June 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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There’s no description of the Dragula given in the song Dragula so it’s entirely possible that it’s just a normal sedan with a funny name
April 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Yeah if anything you should ban STEM graduates from touching anything beyond textbooks. You get a chemical engineer thinking about something other than chemicals and pretty soon he's building a gas chamber for people who litter
The humanities psycho is deranged, but has little power to act on his ambitions. Give him knowledge of science and engineering, and he acquires that power.

The STEM psycho is deranged, but has little ambition to guide his power. Give him knowledge of the humanities, and he acquires that ambition
April 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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you're gonna wanna see this
April 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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another day down in the coal mine. republicans keep asking me if they can fuck the coal. buddy they won’t even let me fuck it.
April 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Report
April 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Look, for over a year, one brave Cassandra was warning you that massive tariffs were coming and that they’d wreak havoc on the economy. But no one listened to Donald Trump.
April 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Every day we learn anew just how much classified ads were perhaps the load-bearing pillar of American hegemony
April 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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not how days work
Trump: This is the beginning of Liberation day in America
March 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM