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trans communist dream | they / he | 30s
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cordoning off a part of the timeline, this is where i talk to myself guys
MARTINELLIS SPARKLING PEAR
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
i cancelled my doordash subscription and got the freshpass from safeway because I’M A GOOD BOY 😔✌️
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Yeah, I got ADHD

Ahhhhhh
Dis
Head
Dontwork
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
time with my best friend always heals meeee
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Trans awareness week trans day of visibility what about pay a trans person's rent week huh how about that
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
there’s nothing like working in a kitchen to make you absolutely allergic to cooking food at home
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
greg davies call me
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
every billionaire should be ******
no one should have to “work for a living”
free healthcare
free transit
abortion anytime for any reason
illegal for companies to hoard homes and leave them empty
house the homeless
reparations now
no borders
land back
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i’m so normal today
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
crossing my fingers i’m not getting fired today 😀
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
hello johnathan and dahmere from season 22 hell’s kitchen i’m single
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
i could really go for some french fries rn mmmmm french fries
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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i've never said a rude word to a TSA agent but i do use the power of negative energy to convey to them that i have little respect for the work they do
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i 100% thought dick cheney had already died
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i’m sick again 🫩
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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yeah I listen to folk punk
November 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
do you guys think oz perkins is mad at his dad
November 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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god bless you fettuccine alfredo
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
SAUCE SHOULD BE FREE
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
scary movie day :)
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
thinking about tall old men that are a little bit mean again… i have an illness 😔
October 31, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
sorry guys i am “high on life” (ingesting 100mg sertraline per day)
October 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM