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🧶ike
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trans communist dream | they / he | 30s
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cordoning off a part of the timeline, this is where i talk to myself guys
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ewww testosterone is gross. that stuff is for stupid, fat, hairy.. stinky... muscular.... handsome.....

im sorry what were we talking about? i think i zoned out for a moment there
April 11, 2024 at 8:12 PM
one of my coworkers was listening to his own podcast at full volume today
February 2, 2026 at 6:02 AM
looking at the two year old cheese slice on the ceiling
February 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
who else shitting liquid out their ass
February 1, 2026 at 1:50 AM
sorry i can’t talk right now i’m becoming the baby from eraserhead
January 31, 2026 at 11:11 PM
once again suffering from ingredient household syndrome but at my own hand… I AM A CRUEL MASTER OF MY DOMAIN
January 31, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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everyone on the pitt needs to kiss asap
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
love putting my rent on two separate credit cards 🫩
January 31, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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"all trans guys just want to become yaoi twinks" actually all trans men want to become big muscly werewolves wearing ripped blue jeans
January 30, 2026 at 9:49 PM
sprite is so good it’s crazy i have a mental illness that can be solved by lemon lime bubbles
January 30, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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just realized that at my age I will be tired for the rest of my life
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 AM
crashing out so hard about this i’m going to go back to school (for real this time edition)
i’ve applied to so many jobs 🫩
January 30, 2026 at 2:23 AM
i’ve applied to so many jobs 🫩
January 30, 2026 at 1:23 AM
dump him
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 7:38 PM
everything i could eat at my house requires cooking 🫩
January 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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ICE has been holding a disabled Black man for a year!

Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him.

He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary.

His health is declining.

Public outrage might save his life.

Say his name:
Sign the Petition
Demand the Release of Rodney Taylor from ICE Detention
www.change.org
January 29, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Cuntural Marxism
January 29, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Kansas just passed a monstrous bill enabling criminal penalties and vigilante lawsuits for trans people using the bathroom according to their gender identity and requires them to surrender their current drivers licenses and birth certificates if it does not match their sex assigned at birth.
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 PM
i have stink lines coming off me
January 28, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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stegosaurus had pronouns we can't begin to fathom
The dinosaurs were all non-binary
January 26, 2026 at 4:49 AM
“bread is the canvas for the masterpiece of the sandwich”

amen brother
January 26, 2026 at 8:33 PM
one of these days i’ll clean my apartment
January 26, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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ICE has kidnapped another Indigenous person in Minneapolis. This is the fifth member of the Očhéthi Šakówinnto be taken this month.

Statement from Standing Rock:
January 25, 2026 at 9:03 PM
sorry for being a gamer 😔
January 25, 2026 at 11:09 PM