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help
a horrifying tomadachi life baby (me) being held by its mom (you)
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
bastardsword.bsky.social
oh! no thank you!
blurry miranda hobbes in a turtleneck looking very strange
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
bastardsword.bsky.social
movie 3: the wailing
a diseased zombie looking man in handcuffs leans against a beam of a house while a police man in rain gear approaches. there’s blood all splattered on the door behind them
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
bastardsword.bsky.social
SAUCE SHOULD BE FREE
hank hill looking deranged and pointing
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
bastardsword.bsky.social
curly bob with bangs!!! also look into the curly girl method if you need help on what to do with curly hair, it’s helped me a lot in the past 😊
chin length bob with center part and bangs
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
bastardsword.bsky.social
duuuude yessss i love my tackle box 😄
tool box for my man tools
October 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
bastardsword.bsky.social
spongebob’s skinny little stick arms in oversized handcuffs
October 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
bastardsword.bsky.social
a woman in a psych ward in a straight jacket, the caption says “serving pussy serving cunt”
October 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
bastardsword.bsky.social
can’t argue with that
jon arbuckle in a cunty little pose opening his jacket to show off a tie with garfield on it
October 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
bastardsword.bsky.social
was going to hookup with someone’s shitty brother because he liked my armpits but it’s okay i’ll just be awake now instead that’s fINE
peggy hill shedding a single tear
October 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
bastardsword.bsky.social
guys they’re gendering melons now smh 🤦
a produce sticker that says 4 BOYS HONEY DEW
September 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
bastardsword.bsky.social
perfect perfect day
the view of the seattle skyline as seen from gasworks park dewey, a tan and white chihuahua mix, standing in patchy grass looking up at someone out of frame a kite in the sky above a playground at gas works park, the sky is beautiful blue and clear dewey close up looking very alert
September 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
bastardsword.bsky.social
haha yeah
September 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
bastardsword.bsky.social
the autumn sprouts… they are sprouted
a little seed starting tray with some sprouts coming out. all the ones in the top row are of the brassica family so they look identical despite being kale, broccoli, brussels sprouts, and cauliflower. ones in the middle are butternut squash. and one lonely sprout towards the bottom row is a carrot
September 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
bastardsword.bsky.social
should have been on t for one year already but a bunch of horrible things happened so cheers to week two on the boy juice
it’s me holding a syringe full of testosterone. i’m standing in front of my bathroom mirror with my belly out ready to administer my shot
September 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
bastardsword.bsky.social
my creature!!!!!!!!
my dog, dewey, a tan and white chihuahua mix. he is laying curled up on my couch with his head on a throw pillow. he has a bunch of neck wrinkles and has the most concerned look on his face
September 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
bastardsword.bsky.social
i had to go crocs and sweatshorts combo for ultimate comfort
it’s my legs. at the end of my legs is white crocs with a butter jibbitz and at the other end of my legs is green sweatshorts. wow, comfy!
September 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
bastardsword.bsky.social
working my sixth day this week
hank hill driving a food truck or something, he has on a little white paper hat and has his eyes closed looking forlorn
August 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
bastardsword.bsky.social
tboy tool box for my boy tools
August 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
bastardsword.bsky.social
my ex wife took my toilet privileges in the divorce 😔
a text from me that says “i have to poop :(“ my ex wife responds “ok” and then “catbox in the closet”
August 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
bastardsword.bsky.social
there was fuck all to do today so i went ham on some mac n cheese at work
a metal tray full of macaroni and cheese. there is a layer of cheese and fried onions baked on top with a sprinkle of chives
August 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
bastardsword.bsky.social
waiting for my future husband in the big and tall section
a lobster mascot standing in a doorway with a vacant smile
August 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
bastardsword.bsky.social
big boy lemon cucumber
a lemon cucumber being all round and yellow as expected. he’s spiky because he’s not ready yet
August 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
bastardsword.bsky.social
me when the topic is zombie dick
me, my discord username is lynette “1lb bacon” scavo saying: 😭😭😭😭 WHY you’d think that thang would have rotted right off his body or at least shriveled up damn my friend who’s discord username is carlos says: nah that thang is healthy i reply: [gif of jacob wysocki taking his glasses off looking at the camera in astonishment] me when i see that healthy thang thangin
August 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
bastardsword.bsky.social
tomatoes are finally ripening 😌
two cherry tomatoes on a tomato plant, they’re turning orange a bunch of cherry tomatoes on a tomato plant. some are still green but a few of them have turned red and have black creeping down from the top i think a lemon cucumber??? it’s on a vine with flowers and it’s a pretty round yellow thing regular cucumbers on a vine. one is large and the other is much smaller but they’re growing!’
August 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM