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Leaf Sheep
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it's apples for me
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Men what's stopping you from looking like this 24/7
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I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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I’d give up another year for four more seconds.
Paul Morand, tr. Ron Padgett
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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AI jigsaw puzzle is immensely disrespectful. not just to the artist, but to the puzzler. as you solve a jigsaw, you are ENTERING the image, fully focusing on it, trying to understand it, appreciating it. as if any AI art could be worthy of that degree of loving attention...!
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Crop dust the racists, fart on the nazis
October 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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happy october to all who celebrate
October 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The amount of man-hours I have spent making eye contact with Microsoft Excel is staggering
October 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Showing the other businessmen how full of joie de vivre I am by running up the stairs on all fours
July 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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if you are ever tempted to use chatgpt just text me and I will tell you the wrong answer instead. it will not harm the planet and it will have much more razzmatazz
June 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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June 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
how many kazoos does YOUR man keep in the house?
June 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from
Big Brown Bat
June 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I genuinely do think I'm at my hottest l8ly
May 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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the feminine urge to crouch outside in the middle of a thunderstorm and eat fistful after fistful of dirt
May 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Grandma hated fancy things, so I’ve drawn this ouija board on the back of a Denny’s menu
May 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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May 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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you cannot compete with me. i want you to win too
May 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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i put my jorts on like everyone else, one jeg at a time
April 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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some people refuse to read the manual. it's a power thing. but they don't know there's nothing more powerful than reading the manual and THEN deciding to do it your own wrong way
May 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Can't believe you're allowed to just wake up and get railed to the sound of birds chirpin'
May 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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A few years ago in bed, my date sneezed violently during foreplay and her vibrator blew clean through my skull like Phineas Gage and the railroad spike. I was physically fine, but my vibes have been absolutely rancid ever since.
May 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Just trying to bring a bit of levity
in amongst all the heavity
May 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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one time i asked my grandpa to describe his ideal donut and he impressed upon me the importance of being grateful for ANY donut. then i told him boston cream with chocolate frosting and rainbow sprinkles
May 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
TITE GRMA knuck tats
April 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
LIFE SURE IS LIFE-ING THESE DAYS
April 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM