@bessbeetle.bsky.social
last night i did a dream check and got a false negative. i looked in the mirror, managed to see my normal face, and my dumb ass decided i must be awake. that never happened before
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
last night i did a dream check and got a false negative. i looked in the mirror, managed to see my normal face, and my dumb ass decided i must be awake. that never happened before
it's getting worse and worse ❤️ i've been trying to yawn sideways so my mouth won't get stuck open ❤️
every time i yawn my jaw dislocates a little and one of these days i fear it won't slot back into place
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
it's getting worse and worse ❤️ i've been trying to yawn sideways so my mouth won't get stuck open ❤️
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everybody knows about kissing under the mistletoe, but standing under certain other plants can make you do stuff too
December 22, 2024 at 4:42 AM
everybody knows about kissing under the mistletoe, but standing under certain other plants can make you do stuff too
losing patience with the disrespectful farce of pretending no one understands the essential function of the noble bay leaf
December 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
losing patience with the disrespectful farce of pretending no one understands the essential function of the noble bay leaf
i can tell that being on the computer a lot is making me go insane but i'm still doing it
December 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i can tell that being on the computer a lot is making me go insane but i'm still doing it
you'll never guess what comes after that boss
i'm good at silksong. i'm developing and using my skills to beat bosses fair and square. i'm getting good. but i don't appreciate that beating the high halls gauntlet unlocked another boss. i still hate video game bosses!!!!!!!!
December 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
you'll never guess what comes after that boss
are food allergies like "it's anaphylaxis or nothing" or does the fact that i was a bit short of breath for hours after eating 1/8th of a mussel indicate that i might be allergic to shellfish
December 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
are food allergies like "it's anaphylaxis or nothing" or does the fact that i was a bit short of breath for hours after eating 1/8th of a mussel indicate that i might be allergic to shellfish
i'm good at silksong. i'm developing and using my skills to beat bosses fair and square. i'm getting good. but i don't appreciate that beating the high halls gauntlet unlocked another boss. i still hate video game bosses!!!!!!!!
December 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i'm good at silksong. i'm developing and using my skills to beat bosses fair and square. i'm getting good. but i don't appreciate that beating the high halls gauntlet unlocked another boss. i still hate video game bosses!!!!!!!!
lip fillers are going to be the fashion (so to speak) trend that really defines the mid-2020s as fucked up
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
lip fillers are going to be the fashion (so to speak) trend that really defines the mid-2020s as fucked up
santa is the "queen bee" of the eusocial colony of elves at the north pole
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
santa is the "queen bee" of the eusocial colony of elves at the north pole
i spend so much time absorbing terrible information about what needs to be done and no time helping those things get done or even speaking out
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
i spend so much time absorbing terrible information about what needs to be done and no time helping those things get done or even speaking out
i think i ate so much at the office christmas potluck that my body started foregut fermenting
December 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i think i ate so much at the office christmas potluck that my body started foregut fermenting
i'm filled with longing but i don't know what for. maybe i need to read golden kamuy again
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i'm filled with longing but i don't know what for. maybe i need to read golden kamuy again
not my circus (this house), not my monkeys (arctic)
December 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
not my circus (this house), not my monkeys (arctic)
not enough fact check headlines end with ", what are you, fucking stupid?"
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
not enough fact check headlines end with ", what are you, fucking stupid?"
you should never wake a sleepwalker. but what if two sleepwalking people notice each other, get combative, and try to wake each other up
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
you should never wake a sleepwalker. but what if two sleepwalking people notice each other, get combative, and try to wake each other up
i kinda want to buy a nice bottle of booze so i'll be ready to crack it open when that really cool thing happens
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i kinda want to buy a nice bottle of booze so i'll be ready to crack it open when that really cool thing happens
why is there not a thai restaurant on every street corner. people have no taste
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
why is there not a thai restaurant on every street corner. people have no taste
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when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
i must acquire several rare ingredients and make my own tom kha gai. this is my infinite tom kha gai life hack: make the soup yourself using ingredients
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i must acquire several rare ingredients and make my own tom kha gai. this is my infinite tom kha gai life hack: make the soup yourself using ingredients
i ate my whole curry at the thai restaurant and the waitress said "oh! you did so good!"
December 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i ate my whole curry at the thai restaurant and the waitress said "oh! you did so good!"
today i met a 10-year-old dog the size of 1.5 guinea pigs
December 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
today i met a 10-year-old dog the size of 1.5 guinea pigs
pandora is like "i see you've made a new station! would you like to hear every song you've ever thumbsed up on your other stations, so that every station becomes exactly the same?"
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
pandora is like "i see you've made a new station! would you like to hear every song you've ever thumbsed up on your other stations, so that every station becomes exactly the same?"
anyone else feel like you're going insane when you think about having been worried about plastic waste since 2008 but in the mean time kcups and plastic tampons and all kinds of single-use plastic whatevers have become the unquestioned default
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
anyone else feel like you're going insane when you think about having been worried about plastic waste since 2008 but in the mean time kcups and plastic tampons and all kinds of single-use plastic whatevers have become the unquestioned default